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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT Game 163: Injecting chaos directly into our veins
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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


 :rip:

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
Holy poo poo ESPN announcers are loving hot garbage

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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG

iospace posted:

National blackout as it's on ESPN.

Yeah, Canada here so ESPN isn't available

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
This game is going so fast

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

DrPossum posted:

Holy poo poo ESPN announcers are loving hot garbage

Seriously. They couldn't at least get Brian Anderson?

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Get some goddamn runs you stupid fucks. Use those big wooden sticks you have in your hands to hit the ball where there are no fielders.

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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

DrPossum posted:

Holy poo poo ESPN announcers are loving hot garbage

I like how they made a big deal about how deep the Cubs lineup was because Contreras hits 9th. Ignoring the fact that Contreras has been one of the worst hitters in baseball the past couple months.

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
Looky here we got us a ballgame

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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

 Game is actually not over!

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beejay
Apr 7, 2002

 crank

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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Niwrad posted:

Tune out Joe and Chili. Go back to hitting bombs.

Niwrad posted:

Tune out Joe and Chili. Go back to hitting bombs.

Niwrad posted:

Tune out Joe and Chili. Go back to hitting bombs.
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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Your Taint posted:

Get some goddamn runs you stupid fucks. Use those big wooden sticks you have in your hands to hit the ball where there are no fielders.

Rizzo reads Skeleton Argument Sanctum :siren:

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
ANTHONY loving RIZZO

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Rizzo is on fire :supaburn:

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the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

 That left the yard rather quickly

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

 Goodness that ball was destroyed

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



 RIZZOWNS

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Here's my dream: Josh Hader beans Daniel Murphy, then gives up a game-winning dong that hits Addison Russell who is on Waveland for some reason.

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
I would like the Brewers to win, but good gravy the sound that ball made off the bat was awesome.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Ok, now that the seal is broken open up the flood gates.

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MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry
People stand up too often imo

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

MatildaTheHun posted:

People stand up too often imo

lookit this guy here who only gets up to get more chips.

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Schwarber's kink is getting called out on strikes

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ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.
Baseball is fun ya'll.

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

MatildaTheHun posted:

People stand up too often imo

Agree

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Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
https://twitter.com/darenw/status/1046827941047545856

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MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry

Your Taint posted:

lookit this guy here who only gets up to get more chips.

They're good chips, lay off me

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
lmao that strike call

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Did...the ump just forget the count?

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Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
 :laffo: this ump

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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


 chaos call for chaos ball

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Gimme a gif of the Brewers fan in the background doing a comical strikeout call

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Grittybeard posted:

Did...the ump just forget the count?

Yup..

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beejay
Apr 7, 2002

 Dang thought that was gone

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the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

 I apologize for just standing up in my living room

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
Chacin's fly ball tendency in this game is officially nerve wracking

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

 If I was an ump I'd do that all the time just to trigger hitters.

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Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

STAC Goat posted:

If I was an ump I'd do that all the time just to trigger hitters.

I mean, you work on your punch out move for your entire career and you only get to work every 4th game behind the plate and you may never even get to use it? Gotta break it out whenever you can.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Here's my dream: Josh Hader beans Daniel Murphy, then gives up a game-winning dong that hits Addison Russell who is on Waveland for some reason.

This is missing Ryan Braun running after it smack into the Ivy and breaking his nose, but otherwise :golfclap:

E: Is a broken nose getting off too light? Tear his ACL instead? gently caress Ryan Braun is the important thing here.

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JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
 Quintana could pitch a complete game here lol

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