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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Here's my dream: Josh Hader beans Daniel Murphy, then gives up a game-winning dong that hits Addison Russell who is on Waveland for some reason.

This is missing Ryan Braun running after it smack into the Ivy and breaking his nose, but otherwise :golfclap:

E: Is a broken nose getting off too light? Tear his ACL instead? gently caress Ryan Braun is the important thing here.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Mister Perky posted:

So bummed he didn't get the first NL Triple Crown in literally 81 years.

Of the 4 NL triple crown winners for teams still in existence, 3 were for the Cardinals. :flashfact:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

He was supposed to be a 30 HR threat. I think Chili Davis broke him.

Yadi’s ancient rear end hit 20 this year. Can we assume after his ball exploded he got a dispensation to take all the steroids?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
gently caress Mike Ditka

Holy poo poo this is bad

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

DrPossum posted:

ditka has literally no rhythm holy poo poo I wish you could hear this on the radio

They played it on the radio feed from AtBat

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Dueling “Let’s go Cubbies”/“Let’s go Brewers” chants on the radio feed.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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“Nobody has left Wrigley early. They never do.”

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Johnny Bravo posted:

walker buehler is doing a thing

I’d worry about pitch count. He’s already at 69 (say it, somebody).

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Jansen has not been Jansen recently.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Pancakes posted:

Jansen has not been Jansen recently.

:emptyquote:

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