MLB ALDS GDT (HOU vs CLE): All we got is Chopped Liver

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Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

bawfuls posted:

did Houston fire off a bunch of pyrotechnics in their indoor stadium causing all this haze? cause it looks real dumb on my feed

Yeah, they did the same dumb thing as last year where they shot off sparklers during the lineup announcement.

I�m very disappointed my section booed Frankie Lindor when he came up :argh:

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 19:17

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 12:58

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Traditional 4th inning Kluber meltdown :toot:

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 20:31

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

BACK2BACK

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 20:51

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

gently caress yo spin rate

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 22:13

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Holy hell Straw

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 22:32

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Could we please not give Cookie a 4 pitch inning

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 21:46

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Oh god please don�t be hurt

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 23:28

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Basticle posted:

dosent seem like it

He�s been playing through a lingering knee issue, so every little trip and stumble is heart attack worthy

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 23:35

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

MARWIN

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 23:40

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Bring in Bauer :getin:

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 23:46

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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loving Maldonado

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 23:53

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Love me some Bregman on Bauer violence

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 00:12

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

thinkin bout them spin rates

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 00:18

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Kirios posted:

As long as White has the DH spot on lockdown I'm fine. No more Gattis please.

What do you do next year though? Do you gamble that White will be able to maintain that OPS or do you resign Gattis and hope he�s less streaky? He was incredible in June.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 00:47

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Intruder posted:

I would let Gattis walk honestly. I don't know that I'd even extend the QO

It sucks, but I think this is probably the smart decision. I love the guy, but I just don�t see a place for him on the team anymore.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 00:51

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Good thing the Indian bats are so streaky, because this feels like the beginning of a Bad Keuchel outing

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 19:15

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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It�s something wrong with the TBS truck because they�ve lost the box score a couple times too

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 19:33

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 19:36

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Thank you George

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 20:15

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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I can�t wait for Bauer to come in and gift us a third straight game

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 20:24

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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For the love of god please pull Keuchel and stuff him in a locker for the rest of the postseason

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 20:34

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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the popes toes posted:

I cannot deny that Lindor is a beast who should be on the Astros

Straight 1:1 trade, Correa for Lindor. I�ve been saying it for two years.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 20:36

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Bieber�s been great though I thought?

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 20:41

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MrMidnight posted:

He's been ok. Look at his past 10 starts though

Oof. I guess June and early July were outliers.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 20:45

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Kirios posted:

Hey, Astros fans..for rest of the postseason:

Marwin at SS
Kemp at LF ?

At this point, yeah

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 20:59

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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It�s something :shrug:

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 21:02

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Garbage Kings are back, baby

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 21:04

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 21:07

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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That sound you hear is the hum of a dozen drones coming to carry Bauer into the Cuyahoga

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 21:15

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Thanks for the memories, Tyler!

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 21:16

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Why is Correa batting

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 21:21

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Very excited to see literally anyone other than McCann here.

_{_{Sorry big guy}}

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 21:25

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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Intruder posted:

Thanks for the dong in game 5 and the walk in game 7 but you suck now big boy

I was really hoping he�d come back improved post-surgery, but it�s just more of the same

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 21:31

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

GEORGIE

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 21:43

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Alfalfa posted:

Indians just want to figure out where to have their season end pizza party.

Master Pizza Mentor :colbert:

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 21:49

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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The Indians are cursed and won�t see another WS until they dump Wahoo and change the name

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 21:57

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
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The zone was wide but sometimes the corners would count and sometimes he�d just take a second and guess. It�s been a mess.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 22:20

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Save some of this for the ALCS, boys

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 22:23

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Will Harris can�t even get outs in the lowest possible stakes game

edit: :haw:

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 22:33

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 12:58

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Intruder posted:

As bad as Rondon has been I can't believe they didn't put him on the roster over Harris

Or at least Joe Smith

I believe Hinch's reasoning was ~*matchups*~, but yeah.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 22:48

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