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Cosmik Slop posted:I will say that they occasionally come out with an unexpected remark like "Orville Redenbacher could loving GET IT" and all their friends will be like GIRL YAASS and you have to once again recalibrate what you thought you knew about female sexuality. As a straight, older female this made me laugh very hard. I have like three guy friends who I regularly go out and have a drink with. They are random people I met through a shared hobby and work. My anecdata says that a dude will go grab a quick beer with you then you both gently caress on off home. With my female friends, it takes a bit more planning and notice. My experience only. Also all humans are garbage and desire for friendship is a grotesque byproduct of the modern condition etc
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Woden posted:pretty much only talk about movies and dating with my chick friend, dude friends talk about all kinds of things. I was dumb and making generalizations. I should have been more specific and said the chicks I hang out with talk about things besides TV and girls.
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The Unholy Ghost posted:lol it's literally the "friend zone" dude. like, literally if you rae the kind of person that believe in the friend zone, you're in it with more women than just your friends.
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Oct 10, 2018 15:41
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Men are like THIS, but women are like THIS
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Oct 10, 2018 15:48
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It's pretty cool. It's nice to get a woman's perspective on things and it will help make you a more well-round person. It's also nice, as a straight man, to be allowed to access all of the hidden places only women can get into via the iron key they're given on their 18th birthday.
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Oct 10, 2018 15:52
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Tolkien minority posted:Men are like THIS, but women are like THIS *pretends to drive a car while leaning back comfortably* *pretends to drive a car while being squished up against the steering wheel* Me in audience: "HA FUNNY!"
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Oct 10, 2018 15:53
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is not being able to be around a woman without thinking about shoving your fluid dripping organs in her really that unusual have had plenty of female friends all my life, have a few groups i do things with that have both men and women and they're all just fine.
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Oct 10, 2018 16:01
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Nessa posted:I�m a lady and my best friend is a dude. It�s pretty cool. I�m married, so sex isn�t in the cards and we both really value our friendship and wouldn�t want that to change. Your friend is 100% angling to get in your pants. No one willingly does yardwork without the expressed transaction of being paid back with rear end. No one.
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Oct 10, 2018 16:37
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Hemingway To Go! posted:is not being able to be around a woman without thinking about shoving your fluid dripping organs in her really that unusual Typically I'm just pretty straight up about the fluid dripping organs part.
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Oct 10, 2018 16:39
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I have some female friends, and I'd really like to gently caress most of them. Most of my friends are dudes though. But really,a peck of pickled peckers posted:As a sociopath I enjoy befriending both men and women so I can use them to further my own selfish gains and then dispose of them (equally!) in the friendship trashcan, like used condoms.
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Oct 10, 2018 16:55
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men can't be friends with women. it always end with one or two of them wanting to bang the same applies to men being friends with other men
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Oct 10, 2018 17:05
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It's the same as with dudes.
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Oct 10, 2018 17:13
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I don't have any friends but I have several female acquaintances. They usually seem happier to see me than my male ones, but I think that's because women are generally nicer in a superficial way and they are not actually happy to see me.
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Cantaloupe posted:I don't have any friends but I have several female acquaintances. They usually seem happier to see me than my male ones, but I think that's because women are generally nicer in a superficial way and they are not actually happy to see me. This is called "tend and befriend." It's a proposed alternative to "fight or flight." You are being tended.
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:As a sociopath I enjoy befriending both men and women so I can use them to further my own selfish gains and then dispose of them (equally!) in the friendship trashcan, like used condoms. this but in a more sad, desperate and less funny way
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Oct 10, 2018 17:44
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I talk about actual things with my female friends. Also that is really the only way that I become aware of gossip. it is oddly difficult for me to hang out one-on-one with the bros because of ~*toxic masculinity*~ ; it is hard to come up with enough stuff to talk about when you can't get into feelings and stuff
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Uncle Salty posted:As a straight, older female this made me laugh very hard. What is this retardation. Desire for friendship is neither modern nor uniquely human.
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Rad-daddio posted:Your friend is 100% angling to get in your pants. No one willingly does yardwork without the expressed transaction of being paid back with rear end. Nah, he’s constantly helping out various friends with stuff, but because me and my husband are his favourites and he lives so close by, he helps us out a lot. He used to live with us for a bit before he bought his own house and would constantly cook us dinner. We’ll have some other people over and he will make enough food to feed everyone and cater to everyone’s dietary needs. He’s also always doing my dishes, and replenishing anything in my kitchen that needs replenishing. He knew I used my last egg for some French toast, so he bought me more eggs and snuck them into my fridge when I wasn’t looking. Probably so he knows there are eggs if he wants to make us crepe suzette or something again. He’s just a weird guy that likes doing chores and cooking for people. Our other friend has nicknamed him “Jeeves”. We had a pretty frank discussion about how he has no intentions of harming our friendship or my marriage because my husband and I are his two favourite people and he roots for us both. I believe his intentions are pure. 
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Nessa posted:me and my husband are his favourites  nah I bet you're actually right I'm just giving you poo poo
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Oct 10, 2018 21:20
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Nessa posted:Nah, he’s constantly helping out various friends with stuff, but because me and my husband are his favourites and he lives so close by, he helps us out a lot. He used to live with us for a bit before he bought his own house and would constantly cook us dinner. I've known people like that. It's not the norm for sure, but it's nice to have people outside the family structure who care. Americans are loving crazy with how insular and untrusting we can be.
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Oct 10, 2018 21:34
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We live in a culture that (ostensibly) puts competition and possession above everything, it makes sense for that to leak into our perception of relationships
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:I've known people like that. It's not the norm for sure, but it's nice to have people outside the family structure who care. My husband and I consider him family at this point and he will be an honorary uncle to our future children. He’s actually really excited about us having kids. Perhaps it’s also his cultural background. I met his parents for the first time recently and his very French father tried to offload a bunch of tomatoes and tomato juice on me. He seemed like a very nice old man.
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It seems  not to mention that your husband wants to have sex with him and you are/were considering threesomeshttps://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3613977&userid=144376#post487436114
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Nessa posted:Nah, he’s constantly helping out various friends with stuff, but because me and my husband are his favourites and he lives so close by, he helps us out a lot. He used to live with us for a bit before he bought his own house and would constantly cook us dinner. Christ almighty just do the triplesex already you weirdos
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Oct 11, 2018 00:50
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Anne Whateley posted:It seems Lmao
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goldmine
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Anne Whateley posted:It seems My husband does not want to have sex with him. He hadn’t really thought that idea through. Also, our friend would not be remotely interested in the idea either, which is good! I would much rather just stay platonic friends and wouldn’t want to risk loving that all up. That was a very silly idea that will never and should never happen.
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Female friends sound exhausting!
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Oct 11, 2018 01:29
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Anne Whateley posted:It seems Awesome
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Hemingway To Go! posted:is not being able to be around a woman without thinking about shoving your fluid dripping organs in her really that unusual It isn't, and anyone who expresses shock or skepticism about it is immediately filed in my "Deep on the spectrum" files.
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Oct 11, 2018 01:38
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I think about shoving my fluid dripping organs into anything and anyone around me at all times
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Oct 11, 2018 01:43
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Anne Whateley posted:It seems fuckin lol
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Grape posted:Thank you for your insight as an uggo man. I'm a cross between George Clooney and David Cross so yeah... I'd have to agree with you.
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Oct 11, 2018 02:53
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What's it like to have friends? (asking for a friend)
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Anne Whateley posted:It seems lol
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loving lmao 
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Anne Whateley posted:It seems ahahaha
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Anne Whateley posted:It seems I wanna  you for this post and also point out that someone enterprising could add a few pixels and make a devil's triangle emoji which would be both relevant AND topical
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My wife and I had a really awesome mutual female friend but then I found out she secretly kind of hated my wife and was trying to flirt with me all the time and also I am an idiot.
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