Riverdale Season 4: Daddykins!!!

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Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

So... since when is Archie's tattoo fake?

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 20:34

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:38

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Riverdale season 3: Shawshank + It

# ¿ Oct 19, 2018 21:51

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

God drat it! Why was there a gap this week!?

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 00:38

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

cant cook creole bream posted:

Also, the guy who I assume to be Dilton's dad is curiously absent from the present day story line...Or that might just be an unrelated person, who later started a cult in the woods, to murder more people.

Yeah Dilton's Dad is the Gargoyle King, or maybe Reggie's. It would be kinda lame if it was someone we haven't seen yet but with the gaping plothole that is Hal's murder spree i guess anything goes.

So wait, Betty now knows her and Jughead once shared a long lost older brother?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 01:05

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

drat, took me till the chorus.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 20:48

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

What was so 90s about it? It felt pretty late 80s to me

# ¿ Nov 13, 2018 06:12

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

I am Jughead and this show is Gryphons & Gargoyles.

Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa is the Gargoyle King.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 21:57

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

esperterra posted:

Ronnie and Reggie's actors are currently dating, too.

Oh gently caress, that's hot

# ¿ Nov 16, 2018 17:13

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

esperterra posted:

Jughead is also both of those things imo

Yeah but he's the narrator, he's got plot armor. That's how he survived being beaten to death.

esperterra posted:

But she hasn't been in an episode since.

Which isn't really out of character for Ethel even when she's a part of the plot.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2018 16:47

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Mameluke posted:

I'm just waiting for Hiram to stick his fingers into the Sisters.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2018 22:21

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

EAT THE TRASH DRUGS BETTY!!!

# ¿ Dec 6, 2018 20:58

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

It's in the water

# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 18:48

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

I've never heard them called toque or toboggan and I'm from Michigan where we have to wear them year-round.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2018 03:59

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

It's this.

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Or maybe these girls can just handle their hallucinogens better than the lightweights over in Riverdale.

TheCenturion posted:

.... those chicks are just hardcore, and know how to hold their goddamn fizzlerocks, not like some filthy casual who pops a single goddamn rock and just starts freaking the gently caress out all over the place, drat it, Mindy, loving chill or somebody's going to call the cops!

The kids were made up to look like junkies so I assumed they had a tolerance or were coming down. Seems like it's supposed to be like a hallucinagenic meth, which is a scary thought.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2018 17:05

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Oddly enough, the thing Cheryl has proven most over 2 and a half seasons might be that she's just not as evil as she lets on.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2018 21:11

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

God drat it. I thought "Hiram is the Gargoyle King" was too obvious but here we are.

I will admit, Riverdale: No Man's Land was unexpected. How many episodes do we think it'll be before it goes full Mad Max? Like 2

# ¿ Dec 13, 2018 04:59

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Phylodox posted:

Well, that and the upcoming season of Gotham.

That's, uh, still goin huh?

# ¿ Dec 13, 2018 22:27

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Binary Logic posted:

Cheryl's family physician is Dr. Caligari. Of course.

I laughed out loud at that name drop and realized instantly that I was the only person in a quiet room who understood the reference.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2018 04:16

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Or perfectly fine the next day

# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 04:58

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Still Fluxing posted:

I feel robbed of the montage of FP and Jughead trying different ways of sneaking themselves back into town.

Silent in Black and White and with some Dixieland jazz

# ¿ Jan 18, 2019 17:25

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Is it just me or is it way too late to expect us to care about SATs? Like maybe season one before serial killers, drug cults, mafia hits, child prison fight clubs, and martial law quarantine but we're so far off the rails at this point like how could I ever give a poo poo about a test?

# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 19:09

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Open Source Idiom posted:

Edit: no no no no no. I got it. She takes over La Bon Nuit and turns it into a burlesque club. Veronica sings a mournful cover of The Black Eyed Peas' I Gotta Feeling over a slow motion montage. It is terrible.

What a horrible idea...that sounds exactly like something they would do.

Also, kicking myself for not seeing the "who shot JR" plot coming. It's as if while planning this season they realized "everything has been done before...." and their solution was "...but not all at the same time!"

# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 15:43

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Who needs therapy when you have a gun?

The American way!!!

Ok this episode totally makes up for off screen bear attack, I was starting to worry about this show the last few episodes but this one was great and the next one looks CaRaAAAaazy so I'm 100% back in!

....even though Hiram wasn't even out for an entire episode(I should have known better)

# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 02:11

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

I made an involuntary noise when Veronica mounted Reggie and an opposite involuntary noise when Cheryl said "the pretty poisons"

I was disappointed that more of the episode wasn't devoted to Riverdale's new Bonnie and Clyde going on a crime spree, that was what got me hyped in the preview and then it was literally the same 5seconds from the clip and nothing more.
I'm glad Kevin is still a character and that Archie is back to the status quo of season one I guess but it was hard for me to give a poo poo about all the interpersonal drama when I could be watching a race against the clock to commit enough crimes to pay off a mysterious threat.

Imagine if the episode ended with the Momfia reveal instead of just farting it out in the middle.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 22:17

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

In real life? That's gonna gently caress up that 90210 reunion thingy

# ¿ Feb 28, 2019 18:21

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

But not pollution.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 01:51

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

My girlfriend met him when he was campaigning for a local politician and an old friend of his, Sherrod Brown. She says he was a real chill/humble guy.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2019 01:04

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

I don't know, that sounds exactly like what they would do on Riverdale.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2019 02:32

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Senerio posted:

I liked the usage of both the original show's lyrics and the updated West End lyrics (which are heavily featured in Big Fun), admittedly a bit watered down for Television.

Wait those were actually songs from the Heathers musical? Yikes.

I blame High School Musical. If not for them we wouldn't have had Glee and I wouldn't have to sit through musical episodes of my favorite soap noir show.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 18:23

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Phylodox posted:

I think Buffy bears more of the culpability there, but “Once More, With Feeling” was actually really good, and still stands as the best example of the trend, even now.

I don't think Buffy had enough influence to keep this trend alive.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 18:44

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Yeah I could have skipped to the end to find out Rory's 2nd mistake grew up to be a cult leader.

The clapping reveal was pretty cool though.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2019 15:17

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Why is it we seem to only get like 2 episodes in a row before yet another break? Other shows on other networks just do the one winter break right? This season seems like it's mostly break

# ¿ Apr 5, 2019 21:01

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

cant cook creole bream posted:

It was all a dream from when Betty passed out at the beginning of the season.

You joke but that is the famous Dallas twist and this show loves to "pay homage" to those sorta things. I mean they basically did "who shot JR" though it's Riverdale so that didn't last more than an episode.

# ¿ May 12, 2019 14:22

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Well it better be something good because Jason not being dead is like the only thing they could do that would be too much/stupid (in my opinion)

# ¿ May 12, 2019 20:56

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Shoehead posted:

The Cheryl clones would go to absolute war with each other(and probably us too). There can be only ONE

# ¿ May 13, 2019 22:07

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

esperterra posted:

I hope Cheryl goes full Norman Bates

Hopefully she goes full dead brother drag

# ¿ May 18, 2019 22:24

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

I'll stop watching if Jughead dies, he's the best character comics/show/otherwise don't @ me!

# ¿ Sep 14, 2019 04:17

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

He's at least getting buried alive.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2019 14:44

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Twin cousins, just like in the comics

# ¿ Oct 9, 2019 01:03

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:38

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Yeah....Toni was way too chill about JJ's corpse, she should have run screaming into the night. I'm a little disappointed the reveal came so soon and has been brushed off so nonchalantly because hiding a corpse in your house that you're obsessed with is a better plot than ghost of triplet fetus haunting.

But their Harley and Ivy costumes couldn't possibly have been more on point/brand/the nose, these writers know exactly what's up.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2019 22:47

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