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I puked off a balcony in college that was maybe 20 some feet up in the air but I think this probably leaves me below the US average When I went by there the next day all the puke was gone but there's a lot of dogs around there kinda runnin around so maybe they ate the puke Also I don't know if I would count an airplane puke even if I did one because the puke can only fall onto the airplane floor, not onto the wheat, rivers, and mountains below, as I fly over America's heartland. I don't remember what it sounded like when the puke hit the ground maybe I wasn't paying attention Anyway post your highest pukes in the comments section below, like and subscribe, and hit the notification icon it helps the channel out
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I've gotten really high and puked, yes.
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Oct 13, 2018 21:20
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I puked from the moon to the sun
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Oct 13, 2018 21:22
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quote:aporx height of puke: I was working on that before but I didn't finish it
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Oct 13, 2018 21:25
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That's a really good thing you made
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Oct 13, 2018 21:27
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Sid Vicious posted:That's a really good thing you made Thank you
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Oct 13, 2018 21:29
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I'm not going to be in the running for this, but are you measuring how high up the person was or how far the puke had to travel? 'Cos someone could puke on an aeroplane at 30,000 feet but the puke might only drop a foot or so into a toilet bowl.
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Oct 13, 2018 21:29
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raton posted:Thank you You're welcome do you want to go out sometime
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Oct 13, 2018 21:29
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About 90 feet off the smoking deck of the USS Wasp, after a night of libo in Roosevelt Roads, PR.
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Oct 13, 2018 21:40
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Sid Vicious posted:You're welcome do you want to go out sometime Idk do you know any good parties I hear Guelf is a party town 
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Oct 13, 2018 21:44
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raton posted:Idk do you know any good parties I'm a dad of two I don't even leave the house
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Oct 13, 2018 21:44
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GORDON posted:About 90 feet off the smoking deck of the USS Wasp, after a night of libo in Roosevelt Roads, PR. off the Front part?  The front seems very pukeable, like it was made for puking off of
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Oct 13, 2018 21:45
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Sid Vicious posted:I'm a dad of two I don't even leave the house Congrats what the highest your kids puked from?
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Oct 13, 2018 21:46
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raton posted:Congrats what the highest your kids puked from? Like 10 feet
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Oct 13, 2018 21:47
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That seems pretty good for juniors divison but my fantasy pukers league is all from the majors so I don't know
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Oct 13, 2018 21:50
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He's really handsome
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Oct 13, 2018 21:50
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in third grade my class was preparing to do a winter holiday concert. we spent a month rehearsing Frosty the Snowman and Holly, Jolly Christmas and stuff. we planned out the great bit for Winter Wonderland. everyone got red and green felt, we cut outlines around our hands, and glued the pieces of felt together to make mittens. the idea was every kid had one green mitten and one red mitten, and while we sang the song we'd do jazz hands with the mittens on. the day of the concert arrives and we go through our songs and everything is going as planned. i was one of the shorter kids in class so i was on the back row of the risers we were standing on while singing. suddenly, halfway through Winter Wonderland, my stomach sends my brain the message "you are going to throw up in t-minus 5 seconds." because i was on the back row of the risers there was nowhere for me to go. i was too high up in the air to jump off the back of the risers and there was some 20-30 kids lined up in two rows of risers in front of me that i couldn't push through. so my body did what bodies instinctively do when barfing is about to happen. i clapped my hands over my mouth. my hands that were wearing mittens. felt mittens, covered in glue. waterproof felt mittens, covered in glue. yeah. i made the Horn of Gondor and proceeded to spray puke in a huge parabolic ark all over the heads of everyone in my class. kids crying. parents running up on stage to drag their puke-soaked kids away. teacher on the PA system shouting that the concert was ending early and pleading with parents to stay calm and not beat the poo poo out of me. i was the new kid that year too, my family had moved to that town from an entirely different state. the rest of that year was pretty awful for me because all the other kids loving HATED me after that. thankfully my family moved again at the end of the year.
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Oct 13, 2018 21:54
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raton posted:off the Front part? Other side, there's a walkway right below the flight deck that stretches most of the length of the ship.
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Oct 13, 2018 22:05
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I chugged a red party cup full of jim beam and then puked it all up off the balcony of the hotel i was staying in like 14 stories up when i was 21 and in vegas one tine, it ruled like i was done puking everything up and still had time ti watch it as it splattered all over the sidewalk
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Oct 13, 2018 22:06
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lol if you posted:in third grade my class was preparing to do a winter holiday concert. we spent a month rehearsing Frosty the Snowman and Holly, Jolly Christmas and stuff. I didn't get a chance to puke on anyone when I was in school so count yourself lucky
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Oct 13, 2018 22:15
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Nooner posted:I chugged a red party cup full of jim beam and then puked it all up off the balcony of the hotel i was staying in like 14 stories up when i was 21 and in vegas one tine, it ruled like i was done puking everything up and still had time ti watch it as it splattered all over the sidewalk Good job Nooner what hotel was it
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Oct 13, 2018 22:16
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I very rarely puke, first time I ever puked was 5th grade. Teacher was yelling at me because my head was on the nice cool desk. She said look at me and then she got covered in it. I had no idea what was going on and ended up getting it on other students. Ruined every book in that desk since I apparently tried to just puke into the desk so it shouldn't get on people. I was then screamed at and became confused as I had no idea a body could do that.
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Oct 13, 2018 22:26
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It's not so much about the height, but the velocity of the automobile that you're puking out the window of. I'd say 50 kph, anything more and there's trouble with the particle effects.
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Oct 13, 2018 22:30
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I've had to ask a drunk friend to clean puke off of my ceiling.
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Oct 13, 2018 22:31
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No great heights for me, but I did shotgun a Sparks at a fourth of July party when I was 19 and decided the hammock was a great place to chill after that. Was fine for a few minutes, then my stomach got the launch codes and I proceeded to paint my friend's lawn orange while swaying back and forth and fireworks went off. At least I had a place to lay down afterward. E: Wife's best friend puked all over the back seat of our car. The door was locked, as were the windows (dog knows how to roll it down). Two seconds was not enough notice at 45mph to unlock anything. its all nice on rice fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Oct 13, 2018 |
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Oct 13, 2018 22:42
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Here's something I didn't think about when drafting this thread: What about farts?
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Oct 13, 2018 22:44
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Oct 13, 2018 22:51
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I've only ever puked off short heights, <50ft, but in college I worked at an amusement park and several people puked on my roller coaster so I've been witness to some +300ft voms!
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Oct 13, 2018 23:30
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I've thrown up some red stuff before, and I didn't have anything red, but it was from a normal height.
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Oct 13, 2018 23:33
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Back in my undergrad days, I once was at the top of a high staircase once, so that would be maybe 40 ft from the bottom. Well I'd spent the evening drinking a giant bottle of Sutter Home Merlot. My stomach rebelled, I turned my head, and unleashed a stream of cheap Merlot. Since the staircase was straight down, no bends, the puke made it all the way to the bottom of the stairs. I was a mix of impressed and horrified.
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Oct 13, 2018 23:57
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Not sure what my height record is. For distance: Once didn't make it to the toilet in time and projectile vomited maybe twelve feet the second I opened the bathroom door. Some of it hit the toilet.
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Oct 14, 2018 00:13
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i really wish i could take part of this thread but i've always sought low and neutral ground when hurling
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Oct 14, 2018 00:28
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I threw up in my hands running through a hallway once and it exploded like a grenade
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Oct 14, 2018 00:49
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puking off a boat is a great experience. it';s like chummin'. it's like you are Squint in Jaws but an even sadder drunk.
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lol if you posted:in third grade my class was preparing to do a winter holiday concert. we spent a month rehearsing Frosty the Snowman and Holly, Jolly Christmas and stuff. This is most excellent. I do not have any great vomit from height stories but witnessing someone else vomit makes me laugh uncontrollably so I look like a huge insensitive douchebag. Frequently this will also kick in while I am vomiting. It's loving terrible and I have no idea how to stop it.
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Oct 14, 2018 01:07
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One time I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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Oct 14, 2018 01:33
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ArchNemesis posted:I've had to ask a drunk friend to clean puke off of my ceiling. I hope he told you you were ruining his legacy.
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Oct 14, 2018 01:34
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i once puked up into the air and down a staircase, so including the arc that was probably 10 feet.
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haljordan posted:One time I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4WvTCemyRo
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