bored teen at guitar center

The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > bored teen at guitar center

ferroque

do:

-play the song from Big on the pianos
-dent all the cones on the studio monitors

don't:

-buy anything

# ? Oct 16, 2018 16:59

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:23

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

do:
-Pick up a guitar and attempt to play with no prior experience

don't:
-take a shower before

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Oct 16, 2018 17:39

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

say swears real loud in the cool mic room where you test different mics by pushing the buttons

# ? Oct 16, 2018 18:07

Manifisto

"I'm looking for a lute, but the kind of lute that stevie ray vaughan would have played, maybe something with a double humbucker at the bridge?"

"if kurt cobain was choosing a dulcimer to smash at the end of his set, which one would he get?"

"show my your most jimi-hendrix-national-anthem-at woodstock oud. please"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 16, 2018 18:34

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

*is there literally every loving day*

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 16, 2018 19:33

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

do you have a guitar like in weird al's smells like nirvana video

# ? Oct 16, 2018 19:39

Tane

Do: turn on all the effect pedals at once at full volume

Don't: turn it off when you inevitably get bored and walk away 30 seconds later

# ? Oct 16, 2018 21:35

Dungeon Ecology

dont: ask the employees what their dreams were

# ? Oct 16, 2018 22:12

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Dungeon Ecology posted:

dont: ask the employees what their dreams were

# ? Oct 16, 2018 22:20

ferroque

Dungeon Ecology posted:

dont: ask the employees what their dreams were

# ? Oct 16, 2018 23:16

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

do: play "hot cross buns" on a guitar

do: play "hot cross buns" on a recorder

do: play "hot cross buns" on the drums

do: play "hot cross buns" on a harmonica

do: open the Ark of the Covenant

don't: look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it no matter what happens.

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Oct 17, 2018 14:43

Twenty Four

stairway denied!

# ? Oct 17, 2018 22:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Twenty Four posted:

stairway denied!

# ? Oct 18, 2018 02:51

alnilam

Twenty Four posted:

stairway denied!

# ? Oct 18, 2018 02:53

rump buttman: I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

Hugh Malone posted:

say swears real loud in the cool mic room where you test different mics by pushing the buttons

testies... one.... two...

# ? Oct 18, 2018 03:13

Macnult

Twenty Four posted:

stairway denied!

# ? Oct 18, 2018 17:50

Macnult

bored teen at guitar center accidentally frees an ancient blues spirit

# ? Oct 18, 2018 18:00

Renegret: THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

yeah man I loving love Nirvana

*plays stairway*

# ? Oct 18, 2018 18:00

Renegret: THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Who's Kurt Cobain?

# ? Oct 18, 2018 18:01

Macnult

guitar center manager trying to kick out a bored teen playing Don Henley�s �Dirty Laundry� at max volume, but can�t get through the barrier of cool dads

# ? Oct 18, 2018 18:02

Dungeon Ecology

DO: repeatedly play the drum fill from phil collins' 'in the air tonight'

# ? Oct 18, 2018 20:31

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

Do: play the catchy riff from a popular song over and over

Don't: have anything that even resembles a sense of rhythm

# ? Oct 20, 2018 01:23

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

do: scratch out the three or four chords you know
do: casually stop playing and wander away when someone who is actually talented starts playing near you

# ? Oct 20, 2018 07:00

Twenty Four

canyoneer posted:

do: scratch out the three or four chords you know
do: casually stop playing and wander away when someone who is actually talented starts playing near you

Sit next to the guy quietly playing who is actually really good

Crank your amp up to 10 and start banging out the 3 or 4 chords you know

# ? Oct 20, 2018 07:09

Twenty Four

Have no clue how to play or any interest in learning, but insist on loudly trying out every single effects pedal because "they sound cool".

# ? Oct 20, 2018 07:16

Don We Now: For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.

plays fall out boy in the acoustic room while girlfriend picks out a ukulele

me: :yikes:

# ? Oct 21, 2018 17:51

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

thoroughly tests the pitch bending wheel on each and every keyboard

# ? Oct 21, 2018 18:06

Macnult

spend 15 minutes setting up a pedal board only to walk into the acoustic room to anxiously a single chord progression

# ? Oct 21, 2018 21:42

Macnult

duet a mandolin with some girl�s ukulele playing while you and the boyfriend never break eye contact

# ? Oct 21, 2018 21:45

King of Bees

Plays "Sweet Child of Mine" really slowly with the lots of breaks and mistakes on a cheap Les Paul copy for an hour while waiting for his ride. Buys a single high E string and a new pick. Looks at the musicians wanted fliers and vows to keep practicing.

# ? Oct 22, 2018 15:51

TrixRabbi: Time for a little robot chauvinism!

need to get a proper gibson sg guiatr like my hero ac/dc. the epiphone is for babies, terrible tone

# ? Oct 22, 2018 18:49

kalel

King of Bees posted:

Plays "Sweet Child of Mine" really slowly with the lots of breaks and mistakes on a cheap Les Paul copy for an hour while waiting for his ride. Buys a single high E string and a new pick. Looks at the musicians wanted fliers and vows to keep practicing.

# ? Oct 22, 2018 19:13

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:23

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Jedrick posted:

thoroughly tests the pitch bending wheel on each and every keyboard

# ? Oct 23, 2018 12:12

The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > bored teen at guitar center