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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What's the best thing to order from a Filipino food place?

Fairly passive: Nov 4, 2012; Not as productive as I should be

My favorite dishes include Sinigang, Sisig na Pusit and Adobong manok. I have eaten and enjoyed '18 day' balut but I have to be really hungry first. For breakfast? Spam spam spam longanisa eggs and corned beef with garlic rice.

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Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

A sack full of lumpia

# ? Oct 18, 2018 14:45

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Ube ice cream

# ? Oct 18, 2018 14:49

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Les Os posted:

A sack full of lumpia

Theres an NPC in the Shadowrun CRPG who's sole purpose is to tell you how awesome her lumpia is, then not let you try it.

# ? Oct 18, 2018 14:56

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Filipino food

# ? Oct 18, 2018 15:03

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

A chubby Filipina.

# ? Oct 18, 2018 15:06

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Food poisoning.

# ? Oct 18, 2018 15:07

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

fish sinigang if they have it. thats my favorite thing. Bulanglang can also be really good but like adobo, there's so many variations you almost don't know what you'll get if you order it.

If you like tripe and oxtail kare-kare is good

# ? Oct 18, 2018 15:11

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Also, there can't be a thread about filipino food without a link to this classic:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3760636

# ? Oct 18, 2018 15:12

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The Management posted:

A chubby Filipina.

# ? Oct 18, 2018 15:17

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directions to mcdonalds

# ? Oct 18, 2018 15:20

Shamino: Mar 14, 2008; I am weary of loitering about Britain. There is much we could be accomplishing! Where hast thou been, anyway?

a hole-y ghost posted:

Also, there can't be a thread about filipino food without a link to this classic:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3760636

Holy poo poo, pro click.

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fist4jesus: Nov 24, 2002

A taxi.
(Or Pag pag, google it)

# ? Oct 18, 2018 17:44

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Anal creampie

# ? Oct 18, 2018 17:52

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

what's the pork dish called that still has the skin on it (like a pork rind with a piece of pork attached)? Those things are wonderful.

# ? Oct 18, 2018 17:55

Tane: Feb 27, 2005

penicillan

# ? Oct 18, 2018 17:56

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The check and directions to the nearest McDonalds

# ? Oct 18, 2018 17:59

pogi: Jun 11, 2014

It's lumpia, op

# ? Oct 18, 2018 18:05

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

try the philipeno poppers imo

# ? Oct 18, 2018 18:13

lizardman: Jun 30, 2007; by R. Guyovich

3rding lumpia

# ? Oct 18, 2018 18:16

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# ? Oct 18, 2018 18:56

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Dinuguan.

# ? Oct 18, 2018 19:31

Fruits of the sea: Dec 1, 2010

Arroz caldo is pretty drat good.

Avoid the desserts though. Unless you have a love for bland tapioca and cassava fruit.

# ? Oct 18, 2018 20:23

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The Management posted:

A chubby Filipina.

# ? Oct 18, 2018 20:38

curlys gold: Jan 17, 2018

filipino cioppino

# ? Oct 18, 2018 20:39

snack eater: Aug 25, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

in the Philippines they eat half-developed embryos and it's considered a delicacy

# ? Oct 18, 2018 20:48

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Fruits of the sea posted:

Arroz caldo is pretty drat good.

Avoid the desserts though. Unless you have a love for bland tapioca and cassava fruit.

I happen to like sapin-sapin

Also jumping on the lumpia bandwagon

# ? Oct 18, 2018 20:59

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Filipino desserts are great! Halo halo, cascaron, banana lumpia, I could go for some right now.

# ? Oct 18, 2018 21:36

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The Management posted:

A chubby Filipina.

Pretty much.

# ? Oct 18, 2018 21:46

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

The Management posted:

A chubby Filipina.

:yeah:

# ? Oct 19, 2018 03:59

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Tokelau All Star posted:

Dinuguan.

This is the correct answer. I'd say don't ask what it is and just eat it because its good, but op already tried balut so good god he'll eat anything

# ? Oct 19, 2018 04:04

Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

Balut

:yum:

# ? Oct 19, 2018 04:05

Meatwolfe: Oct 31, 2011

The Management posted:

A chubby Filipina.

# ? Oct 19, 2018 04:10

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The Management posted:

A chubby Filipina.

# ? Oct 19, 2018 04:16

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Tokelau All Star posted:

Filipino desserts are great! Halo halo, cascaron, banana lumpia, I could go for some right now.

also ginataang bilo bilo :pray:

:pray:

# ? Oct 19, 2018 08:39

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Les Os posted:

A sack full of lumpia

This is the correct answer

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