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Imagine you found out your physical body was about to die, but a genius scientist comes to you with a solution. He can remove your brain from your body and put in into another vessel. What would you choose? Shambling corpse? Indestructible robot body? A glass jar filled with green liquid? Personally I'm feeling a gorilla body. Relatively human-like, super strong compared to a human, and I could just learn sign language to communicate with people or figure out how to use my big gorilla hands to write or type.
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Oct 18, 2018 15:19
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i'd put it in your dad as you were being conceived, OP
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Oct 18, 2018 15:29
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A Fancy Hat posted:Imagine you found out your physical body was about to die, but a genius scientist comes to you with a solution. He can remove your brain from your body and put in into another vessel. What would you choose? Shambling corpse? Indestructible robot body? A glass jar filled with green liquid? Gorilla is the pro move here imo
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Oct 18, 2018 15:30
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dammit, i was so close!
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Oct 18, 2018 15:30
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my brain's all hosed up so any new body would likely be equally as depressed. why would i do that to myself?
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Oct 18, 2018 15:35
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Hit me with that robut body flesh is weak and fails.
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Oct 18, 2018 15:35
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:my brain's all hosed up so any new body would likely be equally as depressed. why would i do that to myself? Put yourself in a well-cared for dog and I dare you to be depressed.
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Oct 18, 2018 15:40
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A Fancy Hat posted:Put yourself in a well-cared for dog and I dare you to be depressed. That'd be a hosed up looking dog, man. Human brains are huge. How you gonna fit all that in a little dog skull?
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Oct 18, 2018 15:43
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Just leave it on the floor tbh
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Oct 18, 2018 15:43
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It's not so much a robot body as it is a dodgeball cannon.
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Oct 18, 2018 15:44
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RossMan4Life posted:It's not so much a robot body as it is a dodgeball cannon. "Would you put your brain in a robot body?" "No...I'd put it in something better."
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Oct 18, 2018 15:48
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Senior Management posted:Hit me with that robut body flesh is weak and fails. good luck man your servos and poo poo will be all be obsolete and out of production in 5 years
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Oct 18, 2018 15:51
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Has anyone claimed the Adrienne Barbeaubot with chainsaw hands and D-cups of justice yet?
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Oct 18, 2018 15:51
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Spread it out over 10,000 ants, bees and wasps
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Oct 18, 2018 15:52
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Twelve Batmans posted:That'd be a hosed up looking dog, man. Human brains are huge. How you gonna fit all that in a little dog skull? Glass jar over top of the dog's head to account for the extra size of your brain. Floating in a cool glowing liquid. Alternately you can size up the dog to be a much larger version of a dog to account for your human brain. Honestly the choice is yours, though I lean to glass jar for the 50s mad science aesthetic of it.
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Oct 18, 2018 15:53
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A Fancy Hat posted:Put yourself in a well-cared for dog and I dare you to be depressed. i'd retain my mind but lose my ability to communicate and interact with the world. that would only be good for someone with a very specific fetish.
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Oct 18, 2018 15:54
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poverty goat posted:good luck man your servos and poo poo will be all be obsolete and out of production in 5 years I will just keep upgrading my dude. They will work one of these days. Unlike my lovely body which has apparently failed me.
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Oct 18, 2018 15:55
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i'd retain my mind but lose my ability to communicate and interact with the world. that would only be good for someone with a very specific fetish. What if you're a talking dog with human hands
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Oct 18, 2018 16:00
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I need someone to transplant my brain to the garbage bin outside my apartment.
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Oct 18, 2018 16:02
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I'll take one of them walking spiders from Return of the Jedi.
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Oct 18, 2018 16:03
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Lol, just lol at you wanting to be a gorilla, OP. You'd attract far more attentiilon than you'd end up appreciating Kidnapped by a gang of male furries, tied face down spreadeagled, then they'd all have their way with you, aĺl night long. Then at dawn stolen from them, smuggled through Customs onto a boat and sold to a circus in India, where your rear end would constantly sting from bad curry and you'd just beg for A-grade bananas. Then you'd be killed and skinned, your pelt sold to makw a rug to he stepped on, your brain gouged out and sokd ti Ripley's, and your hairy head mounted on some trophy wall. Or similar. I'd be a 21-year-old well muscled handsome human male with a long and fat dick, if possible. Though I imagine bodies like that would be in high demand, except the ones mangled in car accidents or roasted im a house fire etc. Shades of Herbert West, reanimator. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Oct 18, 2018 |
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Oct 18, 2018 16:04
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I see the OP just saw Get Out for the first time.
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Oct 18, 2018 16:05
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The president of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! ... 
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Oct 18, 2018 16:06
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I wanna be a 30 year old Jeff Goldblum and gently caress my way around the world forever.
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Oct 18, 2018 16:38
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A Fancy Hat posted:What if you're a talking dog with human hands i had a nightmare like that once. a teleporter of some sort kept making copies of some woman's head fused with a dog. the dog creatures kept speaking in a monotone, with varying degrees of lucidity. all these copies materialized in a large bathroom, slowly filling the room with hosed up dog things that kept babbling without anyone aware of their presence.
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Oct 18, 2018 16:40
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Statutory Ape posted:i'd put it in your dad as you were being conceived, OP Hahaha oh poo poo lol. 
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Oct 18, 2018 16:40
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Robot would be cool for like a week until you got hacked.
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Oct 18, 2018 16:40
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Rasputin transplanted his dick so maybe try that 
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Oct 18, 2018 16:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo9hqmkEfEY
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Oct 18, 2018 17:31
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Into.....another brain!
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Oct 18, 2018 17:39
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I would choose the trash, OP. Just throw me in the trash.
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Oct 18, 2018 18:30
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A Fancy Hat posted:Glass jar over top of the dog's head to account for the extra size of your brain. Floating in a cool glowing liquid. Would not pet this dog.
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Oct 18, 2018 18:49
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Gorillas got tiny dicks op
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Oct 18, 2018 18:53
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i would acquire a body on the cheap whose previous owner is undergoing the same exact procedure unbeknownst to me then satan and rod serling show up
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Oct 18, 2018 19:14
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is this a one time deal? all the coolest animals like wolves and tigers have relatively short lifespans where you are lucky to last a decade, the strategic option would be something like a giant tortoise you get 30-40 years as a gorilla at least
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Oct 18, 2018 19:24
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Gaunab posted:Gorillas got tiny dicks op If they can put my brain in the gorilla I can only assume they can also graft a massive, terrifying penis onto my gorilla body, too.
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Oct 18, 2018 19:27
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r u ready to WALK posted:is this a one time deal? This is a very good point. I change my answer to fruit fly.
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Oct 18, 2018 19:28
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I'd probably get it transplanted into the body of your mother, and then show up in your life now and then spreading my legs naked and smacking my beef curtains together realy moistily.
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Oct 18, 2018 19:28
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Pimpy Longcockings posted:I'd probably get it transplanted into the body of your mother, and then show up in your life now and then spreading my legs naked and smacking my beef curtains together realy moistily. with such perfect mimicry, how could he tell you apart from his mom?
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Oct 18, 2018 20:10
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Me and my cousin had this conversation last night before we fell asleep and my exact words were "gently caress it. Let me get a robot dick and brain so I can gently caress animes on the internet forever." I stand by this statement.
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