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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I'm feeling good. Never got drunk on wine alone before tonight.

Should I open another $4 bottle of Cabernet?

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Water

Drink a poo poo ton of water right now, and as much as you can get down right before you go to bed.

And I would just have more of the same Merlot if you can.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I dare you to drive!!! Like thr song haha!!!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Not going to bed for a while. Will chg some water before I do for sure. I've got a bottle of Shiraz and the Cabernet, no more Merlot.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

'sup fellow Aldi shopper

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

bradzilla posted:

Not going to bed for a while. Will chg some water before I do for sure. I've got a bottle of Shiraz and the Cabernet, no more Merlot.

look at fancy boy here with his varied selections of wine

Also yes water now while you're still able to form thoughts

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Egbert Souse posted:

'sup fellow Aldi shopper

I shop at Aldi but I live in MN, we have separate stores for liquor

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
You should drink all the wine you have.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

if there is ANY wine still left in the house you are not done drinking wine

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Shot of rum and a Sam Adams Octoberfest next

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


bradzilla posted:

Shot of rum and a Sam Adams Octoberfest next

yes mix all the liquors!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Get a load of Johnny depp and his hoyty toyty fancy wine drinking here. Way to rub your success in the face of the proletariat

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Sad cry for help if true. Hope you find what your looking for OP.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
one bottle is barely enough to get a mild buzz going. Ignore the dorks who're telling you to switch to water.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Gobblecoque posted:

one bottle is barely enough to get a mild buzz going. Ignore the dorks who're telling you to switch to water.

Yeah I'm somewhere between buzzed and tipsy

Robo Turnus
Jul 12, 2006

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit

bradzilla posted:

I'm feeling good. Never got drunk on wine alone before tonight.

Should I open another $4 bottle of Cabernet?

the first two bottles of wine are a trap. The next two are what really gently caress you. Don't fall for it.

Automatonic Water
Jul 8, 2012

dig thru the ditches
and burn thru the witches
and slam in the back of my.........
.........DRAGULA


Yams Fan
I drank $3 wine once and it was so foul and swampy i had to pour it down the sink, and i wouldnt say I have high standards. Is the $4 price point an improvement?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Automatonic Water posted:

I drank $3 wine once and it was so foul and swampy i had to pour it down the sink, and i wouldnt say I have high standards. Is the $4 price point an improvement?

Not normally a big wine drinker but it tastes pretty smooth to me :shrug:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
There was some wop that siad he drank a bottle of wine every day except when he was sick then he'd drink two bottles his name was Mr. Dago

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Gobblecoque posted:

one bottle is barely enough to get a mild buzz going. Ignore the dorks who're telling you to switch to water.

Yes, I am the Lord of Dorkness.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

op has pink teeth

President in Residence
May 12, 2003


Hell Yeah posted:

op has pink teeth

I call it "black lip". you got black lip op?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op shotgun a beer to cleanse your palate, then drink another bottle

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

President in Residence posted:

I call it "black lip". you got black lip op?

No

I am drunk though

Nah!!
Jan 5, 2009

$4 wine is like gambling cause a lot of it tastes like sour piss but some of it is better than $20 stuff.

Honestly though it doesn’t matter cause it’s not like I’m going to stop drinking a bottle of wine cause it tastes gross.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Nah!! posted:

$4 wine is like gambling cause a lot of it tastes like sour piss but some of it is better than $20 stuff.

Honestly though it doesn’t matter cause it’s not like I’m going to stop drinking a bottle of wine cause it tastes gross.

"Ugh it's gonna be one of those nights" I mumble under a wince while pouring another glass of grape-diarrhea.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Getting drunk on wine is pathetic.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Getting drunk on wine is pathetic.

Someone never played slap the bag

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Getting drunk on wine is pathetic.

Getting drunk on anything alcoholic owns. Get out of here with you drunkenness snobbery.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Just wait til you see a goon bag.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Linux Pirate posted:

Getting drunk on anything alcoholic owns. Get out of here with you drunkenness snobbery.

Not if it's wine.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


drink an assful of piss

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Wonder if we should all make threads about what we are drinking, I’ll test it

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

You have to drink the next bottle rectally, wine requires alternating rhythm to obey its frequencies

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

a hole-y ghost posted:

You have to drink the next bottle rectally, wine requires alternating rhythm to obey its frequencies

drink without rhythm

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

You should probably get a quesadilla, op.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

FogHelmut posted:

You should probably get a quesadilla, op.
why do you need a whole case? isnt one dilla enough? lmao

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



One time I decided to get rid of a bottle of wine I’d been keeping in my fridge by drinking the entire thing at once.

It gave me a weird feeling like my brain, my body, and my senses were all slightly out of sync with each other. Is that what being drunk is?

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I. M. Gei posted:

One time I decided to get rid of a bottle of wine I’d been keeping in my fridge by drinking the entire thing at once.

It gave me a weird feeling like my brain, my body, and my senses were all slightly out of sync with each other. Is that what being drunk is?

No, That's the autism.

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