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FactsAreUseless

Because it is against the rules. Unrelated, please show me specific posts you made while high. Do not concern yourself with the reasons.

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FactsAreUseless

Anyone who reports a post made while high will get one of these badges:

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
can't report the post above, even though the poster is probably wearing "sneakers", a common sign of drug use among teens

please advise

alnilam

I never pay for the wifi but one time i think on a flight to SFO I left the signup page up in the browser and then could use the awful app and other things that weren't the browser it was weird and never happened again but anyway i posted a few times and also chatted up a lady i was seeing

I don't know if i culd pick out a specific post from that flight though sorry

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
JOKE'S ON YOU I'M NEVER >NOT< HIGH

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Splatmaster posted:

JOKE'S ON YOU I'M NEVER >NOT< HIGH

Quoting while high>posting while high (even if you were high when you posted the thing you quoted)

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
I'm high on and am going to jail for life.

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
hi :)

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
I can't msoke weed. But I can smoke it

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

Splatmaster posted:

JOKE'S ON YOU I'M NEVER >NOT< HIGH

this is right, but do not look through my posts

Path to Absolution

by FactsAreUseless
:weed:

The worst smilie.

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Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
i never not post high


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Dick Bastardly posted:

i never not post high

Splatmaster posted:

JOKE'S ON YOU I'M NEVER >NOT< HIGH



:doh:


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

You were probably high when you posted that.

Tane

"Hi"

-me 2018

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I'm sitting on top of a little steppy-stool for children and pasting atm


TheShrike

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
literally all the posts I make on this subforum are high.

FactsAreUseless

Hm. Hm. Good notes. Thank you.

Punk da Bundo

by FactsAreUseless
no I only post while extremely chilled out on ...Xanax ! but I have a prescription .

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Hm. Hm. Good notes. Thank you.

Goodnewstherespotsmokeinmylungsrightnow

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Splatmaster posted:

Goodnewstherespotsmokeinmylungsrightnow

I did a bong rip and held it while I typed that out.

I exhaled typing out this

Dungeon Ecology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08mGwpDUxTQ

FactsAreUseless

Splatmaster posted:

I did a bong rip and held it while I typed that out.

I exhaled typing out this
This wastes weed. Holding your breath is a myth. Inhale half a breath, finish with clean air, exhale.

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
actually youre supposed to eat half a kilo of dark chocolate, then stand on your head for a while

this is basic weed science

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

FactsAreUseless

Nosfereefer posted:

actually youre supposed to eat half a kilo of dark chocolate, then stand on your head for a while

this is basic weed science
Edibles are processed by the liver

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
weed suppositories


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Dick Bastardly posted:

weed suppositories

but what if ur balls aren't stoned

Ok Google how do testicles get weed


TheShrike

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

FactsAreUseless posted:

This wastes weed. Holding your breath is a myth. Inhale half a breath, finish with clean air, exhale.

i don't know if this is really true - i get super high whenever i do a good hit and let it sit in the lungs for a bit.

FactsAreUseless

Kontradaz posted:

i don't know if this is really true - i get super high whenever i do a good hit and let it sit in the lungs for a bit.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2554344

There's even a study about it.

alnilam


Do you ever do science while high?

Dorothy Lynch
hi!

FactsAreUseless

alnilam posted:

Do you ever do science while high?
Pot is medicine and should be treated as such.

Ace of Baes
Do you love this thread? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous? Are you logged on?

FactsAreUseless

Ace of Baes posted:

Do you love this thread? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous? Are you logged on?
Forums rule violations will be punished.

Ace of Baes

FactsAreUseless posted:

Forums rule violations will be punished.

taking an insanely large pull on a blunt and reaching for the moderators service weapon

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
blunting, readily


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
thread title pulled from list of thread titles guaranteed to get lots of posts in byob

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
The devil's lettuce?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
... i never inhaled.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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FactsAreUseless

Nosfereefer posted:

The devil's lettuce?
No, that's arugula.

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