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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
computjer had become very tiny with age. it is small enough to fit into pocket. do you put your computerin your left pocket, right pocket, or butt pocket? or both!

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



good luck with your benis/vageen cancer op

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

obstipator posted:

computjer had become very tiny with age. it is small enough to fit into pocket. do you put your computerin your left pocket, right pocket, or butt pocket? or both!

why do you write like this

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

my computer owns one of my pockets, but i own the computer, so really it's like i own the pocket twice

that's like, double pocket

except it's more like no pocket because no other things can go in there

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
I stick it in the band of my stylish fedora op

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

front pocket so i can gently caress and cum in it on the sly

pram
Jun 10, 2001
cargo pocket of my utilikilt

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
right pocket

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


I'm amazed when girls put expensive computer in back pocket, just barely staying in

I know they have small/no front pocket, but still

dangerous game

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I usually keep my pocket computer in my purse. if I’m wearing leggings with pockets, I will favor the right pocket, but sometimes the only pocket is on the left.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

my bitter bi rival posted:

why do you write like this

j is the funiest letter

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Clipped to my belt with a faux leather case

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

fart simpson posted:

j is the funiest letter

in groups it looks like a whole lot of people doing a jumping jack at once, or sitting in a line, depending on your typeface

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

my bitter bi rival posted:

why do you write like this

what pocket do you put ! !

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

flakeloaf posted:

in groups it looks like a whole lot of people doing a jumping jack at once, or sitting in a line, depending on your typeface

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

what pocket do u think they put computer?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I once left my Sony PocketStation in my pocket whilst jumping on a trampoline and it broke

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

my bitter bi rival posted:

why do you write like this

:justpost:

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Silver Alicorn posted:

I once left my Sony PocketStation in my pocket whilst jumping on a trampoline and it broke

left pocket, right pocket, or butt pocket?

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



butt

Not butt pocket, butt

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


is it a pocket?

please vote by mailing a letter to:

pocket??
420 yospos ln
85005, ny

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

funny number fail! :eng99::gonk::nono::rant::redass::reject::saddowns::shrug::sigh::ssh::stonk::toughguy::wth::sad:

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

hm... going to have to disagree with you on this one.

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

my bitter bi rival posted:

why do you write like this

remember stux

mystes
May 31, 2006

Put computjer in Hot Pocket

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
I use the front-butt pocket, op

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Satellit3 posted:

remember stux

hmmm... more like, "sux"

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




I used to keep my computer in the front pocket of my cargo pants.

Then I got a 9.7" computer and it don't fit no more.

Why you got to do me like that hubris?

on the other side, my comics look gooooood.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
between my gross sweaty tits, op

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
I put it in the one that comes bundled with Firefox.

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
pocket computer in front left pocket
tablet in front right cargo pocket
USB thumb drive clipped to belt
tactical flashlight in front right pocket
decoy tactical flashlight clipped to belt

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
I would absolutely wear a phone lanyard if it didn't look so amazingly dumb

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
I keep my computer in your pocket, op :wink:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
imageiune keeping you're phone in y our vest pocket, on a long golden chain like a train conductor of yore

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
a wallet chain but for your phone

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
put your iWatch on a chain and keep it in your vest pocket

put your iPhone on a chain and keep it in a front pocket

put your wallet on a chain and keep in in your butt pocket

chains all the way down, just like the 90s intended

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Doc Block posted:

put your iWatch on a chain and keep it in your vest pocket

put your iPhone on a chain and keep it in a front pocket

put your wallet on a chain and keep in in your butt pocket

chains all the way down, just like the 90s intended

https://www.pozible.com/project/4931

iPocketwatch

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

this....is actually kinda cute. its obv lovely for daily wear but that's a pretty good steampunk cosplay setup, if you're into such heresy

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Jonny 290 posted:

this....is actually kinda cute. its obv lovely for daily wear but that's a pretty good steampunk cosplay setup, if you're into such heresy

they should have you give the next keynote for the Apple Watch

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

In my Prison Pocket

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ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

I hold it at all times op

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