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- Removing your own tooth so the Turkey Fairy will come and your family can eat this week
- The screech of the Giblet Gremlin as we stomp our heavy boots to frighten him from our feast
- Grandma's corpse
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here comes the gravy train
everyone remain perfectly still
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Nov 2, 2018 04:40
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- super sweet best pal
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Consume the feast so the eternal hunger might be sated for a day.
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Nov 2, 2018 05:41
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on turkey day we just get a live turkey and let it loose inside the house and just basically treat it like an honored dignitary and make it tea or give it some sort of ceremonial award and then we all applaud at it
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Nov 4, 2018 04:58
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The best part about turkey day is the day after when the house is completely empty because everybody is chasing deals and you're just sitting there with warm turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato and sourdough bread about to make the best turkey club ever
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Nov 4, 2018 19:24
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So put your little hand in mine, there ain't no hill or mounta-*click*
800-pound Bill Murray: I just want to die.
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Nov 5, 2018 13:55
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- drilldo squirt
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- Annual sacrifice of the weakest child dressed up like the Wampanoag to our pilgrim ancestors.
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Nov 5, 2018 14:46
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-Nesting doll of animals lowered into boiling oil while the celebrants look on in reverent awe and anticipation.
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Nov 5, 2018 14:48
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-Largest member of the family will chase others and eat those it catches whole so only those worthy live. Those that escape after being eaten are thought to gain powers.
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Nov 5, 2018 14:50
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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-Families will cover themselves in the blood of animals they have eaten and dance as it is thought to bring about the football season.
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Nov 5, 2018 14:53
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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That's like taking a dump, sticking a light on it and calling it a Christmas tree.
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