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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


FactsAreUseless posted:

10 cm but the cat says it's 13

Gotta measure from the base

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Druid girls make do

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Have to admit, pretty impressive feat to pull that off with the back of ones hands.

Also obligatory no ring.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Cartoon Man posted:



You know what our airport needs? A big giant floppy dong.

That is one depressed dick.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Desert boys make do.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



How big are the vampires that you need that size of a stake to be required?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



That is some intense puckering.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Kinda reminding me of the scene from The Boys. You know the one.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


bike tory posted:

pretty sure that's the GameCube one

with a giant dong

Yeah, don't think the 64 had quite that dong rendering power.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Phanatic posted:

NYT article on exercise had me do a double-take.



Wet rear end penis

And for content

Zil has a new favorite as of 21:05 on Mar 26, 2021

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


rodbeard posted:



It allegedly says gym

No way that says gym.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Teledildonics has been around longer than I thought.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Think the dude is a bit over-hydrated if his stuff looks like that. Right? :ohdear:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Why would I edit out a 100% serious post?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



What have they done with The Hulk??!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Do this in remembrance of me.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Inceltown posted:

I take it you've never seen a heart before. They all have dicks in there. It's where the expression 'dickheart' comes from.

"We all have a little dick in us"

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


CellBlock posted:

I'm always trying to get people to check mine out.

Yes we know, the neighborhood would like if you stayed out of the park when you do so.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


They drat well knew what they were doing

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Herbes is what it was going for originally right? What the hell is that?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



:doh: I see it now, thanks.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Karia posted:

PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: I assume the point is to look labial

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


That's not a penis, it is just an Alaskan bull worm.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Phanatic posted:

I can’t even tell what that’s intended to look like if not what it looks like.



That was my nickname in high school.

Taint sprayed again.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I did always find the make porn safe for work photoshop threads fun.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



So would this be vegan meat spin?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



My wife's grandparents had this exact thing, except they left the nose off for the obvious reason.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I wonder if men have a hard time finding that statue...

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


https://i.imgur.com/fiFz3fW.gifv

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Makes me wonder about the exhaust port.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Is that a tart?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Lol I actually saw the shop before the original

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The Bloop posted:

Fine, I'll eat my vegetables

Is "wash it first" too obscene of a joke to make?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Luxrage posted:

This caught my eye while in line at the pet store:



That's a dog you sick gently caress.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Explain the vein then

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The Bloop posted:

I've seen hornier

For the last time stop peeking in my windows at night.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I feel that these don't have a flared enough base.

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