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syscall girl posted:I just want to thank Tina Fey for 30 Rock You can't have a lemon party without old dick.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Re: SA only has reposts/ chat, there are legit things I can't get on other websites. I have no idea where I'd get content like Fatal and Friendsings.
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Dec 26, 2018 23:37
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Stairs. I just... I can't even look at them anymore without... Lol. Just lol.
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I cant take a poo poo anymore without thinking how much funnier it wouldve been if i did it in my pants instead
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Dec 26, 2018 23:46
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dionysian posted:Stairs. I just... I can't even look at them anymore without... Lol. Just lol. if you have a grenade sticker on your car it's gonna be an awkward conversation Sorry not sorry
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empty sea posted:The AUG thread changed titles and I forgot about the dog cockteeth. That's a thing I'm never telling or showing anyone because they wouldn't find it blackly funny and would just think I was a horrible pervert to even know about its existence. And god forbid I try to explain or unpack that poo poo. I bring that up anytime someone says "i just found the weirdest porn". and I AM SUPER SALTY that I cannot use SA emots everywhere. SA is also the only place I can go to talk about politics were people are mostly sane.
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There's a user whose avatar is a developmentally disabled guy wearing a wu-tang clan shirt and the custom text says "bang that poo poo retarded" and every time I see someone wearing a wu-tang shirt I think of it and have to stifle laughter.
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Dec 27, 2018 01:38
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Mostly wanting to use SA emotes wherever I go and being angry that I can't. and referring to shrimps as small pastries even though no one else gets it
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Werong Bustope posted:Mostly wanting to use SA emotes wherever I go and being angry that I can't. Me too! I will type the code out when texting goon friends and at least it kind of works that way. Some are on Snapchat because they're on Gify or whatever their third party gif site is.
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Dec 27, 2018 02:42
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empty sea posted:We collect it and refine it and mold it into new horrors. Then we spread those out like cursed children. That has always been the way. Since I read SA, I don't have to read Reddit. All the good stuff over there gets curated and posted here. Also the military history thread has a low tolerance for wehraboos and other idiots.
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Ziv Zulander posted:Not sure about other phones, but you can on an iphone. Download the awful app, then under the phone settings there should be an option for keyboards, and you can add it from there. I was going to post this if no-one else did. Total game changer. Also agreeing with Loss, 69, Stairs, Slenderman stuff.(Edit: I cant believe I forgot Chud. I added that to my vocabulary remarkably fast.) My membership was a gift from a goon friend to prove to me that our warped sense of humor was not rare. He has since abandoned SA. I did for several years, before we entered the darkest timeline. It's like I came back looking for answers or solace or something. After seeing the mocking of 9/11 again and again, I realized I was looking for home... where nothing matters and it's all a joke. That's how SA ruined me. Ommin has a new favorite as of 05:36 on Dec 27, 2018 |
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Dec 27, 2018 05:04
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I use the phrase "just lol if" on social media and old people take it like it's a command and write lol, which loving rules
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Dec 27, 2018 05:50
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SA has always been kinda aspirational for me growing up, for I too am dead and gay
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In terms of actually ruining me I think the biggest negative effect SA had on my life was the way its PC gaming culture simultaneously prolonged the amount of time I spent immersed in gaming while spending less time actually playing games and not enjoying them nearly as much when I did. The fixation on deals and saving and gaming various systems especially, the Steam thread and the like are one huge community of people spending hundreds and even thousands of dollars on games they'll never play while patting themselves on the back for "saving" so much money and making the countless hours spent monitoring deals and bundles and idling for cards to sell for pennies of "free" money worth it. And having more games than you could ever play while you continue to buy even more makes people focus on minmaxing their gaming time even further; there are entire threads and websites built around forcing people to play games to a certain play time or percentage completion just for the purpose of checking them off of some list, arguments and guides about how many hours you have to sink into a game or game series before it actually gets fun to play, and deep battle trenches dug over exactly what combination of mods and DLC and character builds are the Objectively Superior Gaming Experience. Factor in the increasingly loud, angry, and fragmented culture wars over everything from DLC prices to the hair color of default protagonists and it's just a morass of unhappy people who seem to spend more time arguing about games than actually playing them and for all the time and energy they spend following coverage of new games spend most of their actual gaming time just playing the same map game or roguelite day in and day out year after year. Trading my gaming PC in for a laptop and a Switch and replacing Games and PYF with Twitter and Discord was one of the best things I've done in years.
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Dec 27, 2018 07:28
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I say SA emote codes the same way some people say 'lol' instead of laughing at something. Like if I am being a sanctimonious dork about something I might say 'smuggo' quietly at the end of the sentence because I am channeling  in my mind.
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TheMostFrench posted:I say SA emote codes the same way some people say 'lol' instead of laughing at something.    
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wom Btw what's cockteeth?
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Gargamel Gibson posted:wom your being here implied you know but wait is this the dog thing? i really don't know
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Gargamel Gibson posted:wom This is cockteeth. Probably 
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Cumvase. The idea and that someone actually did that is so disgusting... I've told people about that thread and the cumvase, and they have always found it grossfunny...
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Guy Mann posted:In terms of actually ruining me I think the biggest negative effect SA had on my life was the way its PC gaming culture simultaneously prolonged the amount of time I spent immersed in gaming while spending less time actually playing games and not enjoying them nearly as much when I did. The fixation on deals and saving and gaming various systems especially, the Steam thread and the like are one huge community of people spending hundreds and even thousands of dollars on games they'll never play while patting themselves on the back for "saving" so much money and making the countless hours spent monitoring deals and bundles and idling for cards to sell for pennies of "free" money worth it. And having more games than you could ever play while you continue to buy even more makes people focus on minmaxing their gaming time even further; there are entire threads and websites built around forcing people to play games to a certain play time or percentage completion just for the purpose of checking them off of some list, arguments and guides about how many hours you have to sink into a game or game series before it actually gets fun to play, and deep battle trenches dug over exactly what combination of mods and DLC and character builds are the Objectively Superior Gaming Experience. Factor in the increasingly loud, angry, and fragmented culture wars over everything from DLC prices to the hair color of default protagonists and it's just a morass of unhappy people who seem to spend more time arguing about games than actually playing them and for all the time and energy they spend following coverage of new games spend most of their actual gaming time just playing the same map game or roguelite day in and day out year after year. You should check out the Xbone thread! 
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I’m another “SA equals Internet” person. In recent years I’m usually on mobile/app and I use adblockers if on desktop (except SA and a few others) so anything more than SA’s easily ignorable web 1.0 banners confuses me. I often wonder if I missed out on how online advertising developed over the last 10+ years because I go out of my way to ignore it.
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jobson groeth posted:This is cockteeth. Probably Ohhhh no.
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Dec 27, 2018 17:45
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Pneub posted:Goatse just get's like no reaction from me anymore. It's about as shocking as a lolcats macro at this point. I mean it never did from me. Id wallpaper my house with that old jpg. Even when i saw it for the first time i just thought it was funny not gross
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Jon Joe posted:SA stunted my learning of new internet technology. I have tweeted exactly twice in my life. This is how it is for me. I can't comprehend online conversations that aren't OP-based and don't use any modern websites since they all seem so retarded
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jobson groeth posted:This is cockteeth. Probably Everytime someone says "i found the weirdest porn", i respond with that. What they found isn't ever worse than that.
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Dec 28, 2018 04:21
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Gargamel Gibson posted:Ohhhh no. Hopefully this made all your wildest dreams come true. twistedmentat posted:Everytime someone says "i found the weirdest porn", i respond with that. Don't play shock chicken with a gune.
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Dec 28, 2018 04:57
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I'm friends with Lowtax on Facebook and nothing seems at all abnormal about that. He's a funny guy.
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Every time I see a 3*3 grid of Alignments, I immediately look for the loving Landerig avatar on Chaotic Neutral.
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Dec 28, 2018 06:59
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jobson groeth posted:
Yea, I only do it with normal people. Never goons.
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Put me down as another “SA is the Internet” goon. Ever since I started lurking in late 07 or early 08 it’s been most of my dicking around time. And with the advent of mobile internet, I’ve spent so much time at work on here. I paid ten bucks for an account but must have gotten paid at least 10 grand for time I’ve really just spent on the forums. Not a bad ratio. Hell, posting from work right now! I can’t tell if it made my sense of humor so hosed up or having such a hosed up sense of humor is why I’m here.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Put me down as another “SA is the Internet” goon. Ever since I started lurking in late 07 or early 08 it’s been most of my dicking around time. And with the advent of mobile internet, I’ve spent so much time at work on here. I paid ten bucks for an account but must have gotten paid at least 10 grand for time I’ve really just spent on the forums. Not a bad ratio. Hell, posting from work right now! Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I touch poop On company time
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Dec 28, 2018 07:49
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Can't watch TNG without thinking they've only got one place to poop.
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Dec 28, 2018 09:34
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Animal-Mother posted:Can't watch TNG without thinking they've only got one place to poop. Can't they just teleport it outside from their bodies when they need to take a poo poo
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Or put the replicator in reverse
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I didn't have access to the internet until college, and the only website I was kinda familiar with growing up was Something Awful because a friend showed me the Hardy Boys photoshop thread, so that was basically my second click after learning how to Google that first night away from my hometown. This site was pretty much my crash course into web culture and my first real glimpse into the wider world as a whole, and I suppose I could have done worse. The first time I read that one post where the Iliad was rewritten to be about the Ultimate Hustler was when I knew I had found my tribe. I just put off ever actually registering for the better half of a decade because I developed an bizarre respect for Something Awful and felt myself unworthy. Now I look at my nephews watching Let's Plays and feel this weird Old Man internal monologue about how it was so much more real when it was just Goons telling some other Goon to ford white-water rapids in a wagon filled with grandfather clocks.
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Convex posted:Can't they just teleport it outside from their bodies when they need to take a poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSmbOBh9PEY&t=45s
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Caufman posted:That one is easier to unsee, because I've never sent or received spoons through FedEx. Nobody ever thinks about the Life cereal logo, which uses a very similar typeface to Fedex.
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So in Destiny 2, there are "Exotic"-grade weapons and armor. You can only have one of each equipped at once, and I use an armor piece called the Karnstein Armlets. They have an intrinsic perk called Vampire's Caress that heals you when you punch something to death. Every time I trip that perk, I read the status text as "Vampire's Gently Caress."
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holy poo poo. pisssssssssssssss
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