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SA has shown me a great many things. Before SA I didn't know about horse diapers, pozzing neg holes, or people who want to get crushed to death by giant buff furries. (I did know about furries, but not that particular depravity.) Today, I saw someone standing by their car with an empty wheelchair. My thoughts, directly transcribed, were,"Dear God, please don't let him pull out a realdoll." He, of course, merely folded the thing and put it up. He wasn't some weirdo on his way to a creepmeet. He was just helping a live human. I later told my husband this, who then sagely replied, "Realdolls ride up front." We are both busted by SA. How has SA warped your brain?
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Goddammit, how did I gently caress up my thread title this easy. Well gently caress.
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Nov 18, 2018 22:01
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It let me read yo
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Nov 18, 2018 22:12
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I can't read or hear "69" without automatically appending "Nice." I had to go to a funeral a few weeks ago and every time someone said "So-and-so passed away at the age of 69", I mentally went "Nice."
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Nov 18, 2018 22:15
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1stGear posted:"69" Noice
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Nov 18, 2018 22:21
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my entire sense of humor and most of the core of my being has been permanently warped by more than a decade spent staring at these dead grey forums. there is an entire section of my brain allocated to remembering poo poo like how caro came to spend five years in a syrian torture pit or who the gently caress 'doobie' is. i will never be a whole or complete man.
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Nov 18, 2018 22:21
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It made me start playing maplestory so i could be in the goon squad back in college which led to me spending several thousands of dollars on their version of lootcrates. Me and my goon roommate had a pretty absurd amount of used 50 dollar nexon cash cards we kept in a display box to remind ourselves of what degenerates we were, but all we had to do to feel better about it was sit together with our sick-rear end rare cute chairs that could be sold for billions of mesos.
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Nov 18, 2018 22:35
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1stGear posted:I can't read or hear "69" without automatically appending "Nice." Lol
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Nov 19, 2018 03:09
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I can’t think of  without being reminded of “Solve the Mystery of the Internet Whore,” which in retrospect was a mildly misogynistic and homophobic search to doxx the person who was carrying on a long-term AIM chat relationship with forums user pitbull (the person was presenting themselves as a woman living in/near the college town OP lived in; supposedly they were a man he was acquainted with via a couple of parties they’d attended). This was in 2005? before social media or smartphones were available/ubiquitous. Also the origins of  - which I also can’t read without thinking of this a little. It’s the thread that finally got my  chernobyl kinsman posted:my entire sense of humor and most of the core of my being has been permanently warped by more than a decade spent staring at these dead grey forums. 
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Nov 19, 2018 03:19
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chernobyl kinsman posted:my entire sense of humor and most of the core of my being has been permanently warped by more than a decade spent staring at these dead grey forums. there is an entire section of my brain allocated to remembering poo poo like how caro came to spend five years in a syrian torture pit or who the gently caress 'doobie' is. i will never be a whole or complete man. This One of my friends found out about Groverhaus via twitter recently and I talked about it for so long she was clearly getting bored but I wanted her to know every ridiculous detail
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Nov 29, 2018 08:19
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I just can’t stare into a distended anus anymore.
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Nov 30, 2018 05:12
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Playing Acrobabble (a game where you are given a set of letters and have to make a sentence and then everyone votes on which one is best) with goons years ago has made it so that whenever I hear an acronym I basically just play the game in my head and come up with new words and they're always weird and hosed up.
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Nov 30, 2018 08:39
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chernobyl kinsman posted:my entire sense of humor and most of the core of my being has been permanently warped by more than a decade spent staring at these dead grey forums. there is an entire section of my brain allocated to remembering poo poo like how caro came to spend five years in a syrian torture pit or who the gently caress 'doobie' is. i will never be a whole or complete man. Sometimes I worry that my sense of humour is 20 years younger than it should be. Like my contempories make Frasier-like droll comments about Wittgenstein and I am laughing at poop jokes. Heh. Poop.
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Nov 30, 2018 08:53
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Married a goon
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Nov 30, 2018 13:46
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Read too much CSPAM, now I occasionally just thoughtlessly mutter, "TRUMP!" If I'm alone and get annoyed by something or something stupid happens. My wife heard it one time and I had to explain the whole: TRUMP! *click* thing to her. Basically I'm permabanned user Trumperstomper58, etc etc, but for reals.
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Nov 30, 2018 14:08
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Flint_Paper posted:Married a goon Same, and most of my local social circle where I live is goon-based.
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Dec 1, 2018 14:11
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While recovering from knee surgery, my doctor asked me if I had stairs in my house. I told him I was protected.
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Dec 1, 2018 14:14
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I literally look at maybe three sites a week including this one because I don’t know why I’d go to another place
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Dec 2, 2018 09:18
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N. Senada posted:I literally look at maybe three sites a week including this one because I don’t know why I’d go to another place Same, this is my home on the internet.
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Dec 2, 2018 09:32
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i use  loving everwhere and reply with "same" way too much
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Dec 2, 2018 10:15
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Ignimbrite posted:i use "Same" is a general internet culture thing so you dun have to blame SA for that. Unless you want you, in which case go nuts.
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Dec 2, 2018 10:19
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currently going hog wild
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Dec 2, 2018 10:21
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Back in like 2015 I was going through a really bad time mentally and latched on to the disturbing glee you could find in the annual Everest threads. People treating the annual death toll like an actual spectator sport and roundly mocking the Candian lady who trained on a very low grade mountain and died during descent. It made my friends really uncomfortable when I talked casually about all the horrible deaths. That was a dark time.
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Dec 2, 2018 20:07
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Flint_Paper posted:Married a goon Engaged to a goon. ... Oh, wait, this thread is about ways SA has RUINED us. Well in that case, I can't look at any 2x2 panel comic layout without automatically trying to parse it as "loss.jpg".
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Dec 2, 2018 20:11
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For the longest time when I had a song stuck in my head I'd sing it as "doobie dog, doob, dogger" in various combinations. Now I just make up lyrics about eating rear end which doesn't require telling people the story of that swamp rear end southern sausage slinger.
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Dec 2, 2018 20:34
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Im gay irl and should get angry when people use "gay" as a pejorative for obvious reasons but love it and use it ironically all the time bc "dead gay comedy forum" is so funny to me for some reason. Like, if a 4chan or reddit user called their site that I'd be skeeved but SA is legitimately a whiny millenial babby safe space and we chase out and ban all the shitheads who would ACTUALLY use gay as a pejorative.
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Dec 2, 2018 20:34
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:Well in that case, I can't look at any 2x2 panel comic layout without automatically trying to parse it as "loss.jpg". Same. E: being frustrated at the lack of smilies to truly express myself in other places, like wanting to reply to something on Discord with a  .
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Dec 2, 2018 23:51
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I basically can't enjoy things that are popular in public.
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Dec 3, 2018 00:25
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Ignimbrite posted:currently going hog wild 
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Dec 3, 2018 00:30
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cult_hero posted:While recovering from knee surgery, my doctor asked me if I had stairs in my house. I told him I was protected. I was house sitting recently and while I was trying to navigate her cramped, pitch black basement staircase I found myself muttering, "This bitch is protected as hell".
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Dec 4, 2018 17:59
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1stGear posted:I can't read or hear "69" without automatically appending "Nice." Lol. I always comment on how that's one of the funny numbers
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Dec 4, 2018 18:45
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Seeing dickbutt in the wild yesterday caused some introspection. (Really well drawn on a dry-erase board too. I wish I'd gotten a photo of it.)
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Dec 4, 2018 19:09
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spog posted:Sometimes I worry that my sense of humour is 20 years younger than it should be. Same. I'm well into my 40's and my sense of humor is permanently hosed from long term exposure to SA. My 14 year old nephew appreciates my cutting edge humor, my coworkers not so much. Basically I've ruined my social life.
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Dec 4, 2018 19:15
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My county's sheriff was named Chad Gay and I can't say his name without mentally adding "so what"
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Dec 4, 2018 20:27
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Nostradingus posted:My county's sheriff was named Chad Gay and I can't say his name without mentally adding "so what" Doing gods work
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Dec 4, 2018 20:47
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When I want to navigate to the forums on my web browsers I type "fo" into the url bar and, for some reason, it automatically suggests this page: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3783195 Every so often I'll read the thread so now I've read that thing like 20 times. Thanks SA.
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Dec 4, 2018 22:16
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When I see the phrase "gently caress" I think it's about loving.
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Dec 4, 2018 23:28
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I automatically assume any 4 panel comic is a loss edit. Someone at work was talking about a miscarriage and for some reason the phrase " your poison womb is making heaven to crowded" .
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Dec 4, 2018 23:33
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I see goatse everywhere.
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i stopped capitalizing words and using punctuation, which given what SA used to be like about that poo poo, is p.funny also using constructions like p.funny and v.good, neither of which describe my posting
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