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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
it’s trash

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

goldmine

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


:thunk:

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



I needed something to wipe my rear end with

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

gonna roll a blunt w/ that paper

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I don't know I kind of like the 3rd amendment. My life is very much improved by not having a dudebro marine crashing on my couch.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

one weird tip: if someone is deeply passionate about the 17th Amendment, then they are a chud

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
It's got some problems with how congress is set up but pretty good overall. Longest-running constitution in the world

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Jewel Repetition posted:

Longest-running constitution in the world

So you're saying we're due?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
a strictly population-based parliamentary system wouldnt be an improvement op

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Basically all the problems come from assuming the US would be a partyless confederation instead of a regular country with parties and provinces

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Need another roll of terlet paper

Got that milkshake rear end

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jewel Repetition posted:

Basically all the problems come from assuming the US would be a partyless confederation instead of a regular country with parties and provinces

Also from doing everything possible to protect the power of slave owners.

Shear the Sheep
Dec 31, 2008
if you eat it the constitution no longer applies cause theres only one copy and you ate it

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
agreed

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
itd make a sweet blunt wrap tho

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH4p_MX4YG8

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
the best part is in the spirit of rebellion against a dated and unjust authority that gave birth to a people deciding what rules they would wish to liver under and crafting an independent nation with its own constitution, modern american idolaters will declare that this must be literally and exactly how things are and must be forever, because the magic paper says so

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
us constitution is one of most successful constitutions of all time god bless america

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
who the gently caress is scraeming "MAYBE UNRESTRICTED MILITARY WEAPONS IN THE HANDS OF ANYONE WHO WANTS ONE IS BAD" at my house of representatives? show yourself coward, i will never not blame mental health

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
now that's paper

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Hmm yes this document written before the industrial revolution is perfect and applicable exactly as written to the era of the internet

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


it can be fixed but itn eeds like 30 mo amendments

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
more like us CONSTIPATION. because it’s poo poo, from a butt

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
if you never say the pledge of allegiance you aren't bound to the laws of the land

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

ill take "good lining for my bird cage" for 500, alex

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
I’m writing a Broadway “rap” programme about the Constitution.

Check this:
We the founding fathers and this a revolution
I ain’t talking spin, man, this the constitution
Britain got got and now we need a sequel
put ya hands up and shout WE DA PEOPLE

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
the guntstitution of the united gunts of america

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
will we ever get rid of it? prolly not, people swear to uphold it and not people’s basic rights. neat

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
look, you can't just change something called an amendment.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

that's paper

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
paper beats rock, it's pretty powerful.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

N. Senada posted:

will we ever get rid of it? prolly not, people swear to uphold it and not people’s basic rights. neat

Heh-heh, what if we start a rumour the Constitution was written by Jews the chuds'd be all :kingsley: I bet!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


for me too poop on!!

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
freeze it, grind it, snort it, and you'll gain all the wisdom of the founders as well as making a heck of an impression on any nearby archivists

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the first and second amendments are destroying the US it owns

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

The Bill of Rights could probably be ported directly into a new socialist constitution.

We just have to get rid of the Senate and the presidency.

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Shear the Sheep posted:

if you eat it the constitution no longer applies cause theres only one copy and you ate it

Where's the real constitution at anyways, did anyone ever saw it
I also never saw Trump and the constitution in the same room. Just asking questions here

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Nobnob posted:

Where's the real constitution at anyways, did anyone ever saw it
I also never saw Trump and the constitution in the same room. Just asking questions here

National archives. ITs sun damaged to hell and pathetic. Especially compared to the much older magna carta they've got downstairs in amazing condition

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