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So my dog in his infinite wisdom decided to vomit on my shower mat at 9pm while I’m out of laundry detergent, my back is against the wall here and I’m out of options. Should I gamble on using one of those dishwasher tablets? I’m leaning towards yes. Normally I would just spray it down with some carpet cleaner spray and gently extract it with a cloth but this vomit got in there loving deep, it’s loving dug in there hard and I don’t feel like putting my freshly cleaned feet on 8 hour old dog vomit that’s been sprayed and rubbed into the mat tomorrow morning.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 05:27 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:55 |
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Put the mat in front of your door and light it on fire. Close the door and wait for someone to ring the doorbell.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 05:31 |
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just throw it away
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 05:33 |
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just eat the dishwasher tablet
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 05:37 |
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Turn that shower mat into grower mat! Did you know that dog puke is full of nutrients perfect for growing a variety of mushrooms and molds?
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 05:37 |
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Bartender I'll have a round of tide shots for me and my friends here!
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 05:39 |
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star eater posted:just throw it away
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 05:41 |
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op do you have normal dish soap, if so you can use some of that in a pinch idk about tablets alternately use a fuckin spare towel as a floor mat and buy some detergent tmw ffs use your brain op
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 05:49 |
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more importantly, how is your dog? are they ok? are they throwing up b/c they are sick?
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 05:50 |
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esperterra posted:more importantly, how is your dog? are they ok? are they throwing up b/c they are sick? Idk he randomly throws up every once in a while, he’s been doing this for 10 years and seems fine. I’m not gonna start rocking the boat now.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 05:54 |
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Put it in you’re rear end and then poo poo it out on the bathmat so it forms a thick layer of crust over top of the dog vomit.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 05:54 |
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puke on your dog op
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 05:58 |
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hang it on something outside and spray it with a hose for an extended period of time
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 05:59 |
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1500quidpoocati posted:Idk he randomly throws up every once in a while, he’s been doing this for 10 years and seems fine. I’m not gonna start rocking the boat now. oh well that's ok then ClamdestineBoyster posted:Put it in youre rear end and then poo poo it out on the bathmat so it forms a thick layer of crust over top of the dog vomit. this is also a rly good suggestion
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 06:00 |
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Scrub baking soda and hot water into the rug vigorously, then vacuum. E: Make sure to blot as much of the mess as you can with paper towels, towels or rags before you do. LaserTrickShorty fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Nov 22, 2018 |
# ? Nov 22, 2018 06:29 |
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Put the shower mat in the dishwasher.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 07:56 |
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put the dishwasher in the shower
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 07:57 |
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Life's an adventure. Go for it.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 08:05 |
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Put yourself in there you dirty boy
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 08:07 |
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LaserTrickShorty posted:Scrub baking soda and hot water into the rug vigorously, then vacuum. I read this as “into the dog” weg posted:Put the shower mat in the dishwasher. Or this
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 08:48 |
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No OP, the dishwasher tabs don't have the same flavor as the TidePod. You don't want to use them.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 11:42 |
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Get your dog to eat it, they like that.let it mellow posted:puke on your dog op It's only fair
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 13:40 |
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i dunno but once as a kid i once put dishwashing soap instead of detergent into the dishwasher and the bubbles actually did fill up the whole kitchen like some 90s sitcom
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 14:00 |
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Dr. Bronners will clean that puke up. Got any Dr.Bronners? Get yourself some Dr. Bs.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 14:09 |
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one vomit, one life, one god, all one!
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 14:11 |
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Then put the doctor bronners on ur butt hole and pee hole
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 14:19 |
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Vomit Macht Frei
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 14:59 |
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Eye for an eye. Puke on your dogs shower mat.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 15:19 |
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I used the laundry detergent and also found some industrial carpet cleaner poo poo so I put that in as well. I’m currently running it through a water only cycle while I’m at work, so I’m praying like hell this worked.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 15:21 |
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1500quidpoocati posted:I used the laundry detergent and also found some industrial carpet cleaner poo poo so I put that in as well. I’m currently running it through a water only cycle while I’m at work, so I’m praying like hell this worked. Good luck and stay safe!
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 15:24 |
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Sell your dog and become a coal shoveler on a tramp steamer who speaks in cockney rhyming slang. "'Avin a turkish on the apples and pears I was."
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 15:25 |
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Idk OP
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 15:36 |
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If you have white vinegar in the house, a half cup of that in the washer, no detergent, should remove vomit smell too. I have a dog and cat and I always have white vinegar in the house. Nature's Miracle is excellent too because that gets the weird stains out too (which vinegar doesn't always). My dog's dog friend peed all over the hem of my long coat last night when they were playing (lol wtf dog) and the dry cleaner is closed today so the wool coat got the cold water and white vinegar treatment.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 15:59 |
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Real answer is no. If anything, use powdered dish soap.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 16:19 |
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eSports Chaebol posted:i dunno but once as a kid i once put dishwashing soap instead of detergent into the dishwasher and the bubbles actually did fill up the whole kitchen like some 90s sitcom How did it end for you? Family hug it out and have a good laugh like in a sitcom? Or is it something you'd rather not talk about?
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 16:38 |
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I say just leave the puke there and see what happens
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 17:03 |
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AWarmBody posted:I say just leave the puke there and see what happens I’m moving out in a week in a half so my guess is that the new owners would not take possession till the puke is removed.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 17:05 |
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Shave your dog and weave a new shower mat out of his fur.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 17:05 |
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Your dishwasher tablet is probably made to only work well in really high temperatures and may contain abrasives and stuff. Also don't put normal handwashing stuff in these kinds of machines, because they're designed to work with non-foaming agents, while the other stuff is specifically made to foam as much as possible because people really like foam.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 17:13 |
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I’ve foamed before and I’ll foam again. Dish soap is ridiculously cheap at Costco.
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# ? Nov 22, 2018 17:19 |