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What's your favorite version of Mariah Carey? This poll is closed. |
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| Curly-haired skinny 1990 Mariah |
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34 | 26.15% |
| Crazy rainbow booby Mariah |
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33 | 25.38% |
| MILF-riah |
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23 | 17.69% |
| Thicc-riah |
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40 | 30.77% |
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What's all this about boob-slaps?
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Jan 19, 2019 02:16
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Who What Now posted:What's all this about boob-slaps? Wait your turn like everyone else, please.
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Jan 19, 2019 02:28
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lizardman posted:But that's just the beginning. what, lmao
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Jan 19, 2019 02:30
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Wait, so the pisser eas the fired manager? What a fakeout
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Jan 19, 2019 02:31
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Watching Mariah Carey sing and dance would be a good perk at almost any job but I can see how it might go the other way if she did it while you were being held down and peed on.
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Jan 19, 2019 02:53
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Only tangentially related to this but rumours have been flying around the Australian gay community that James Packer has been living in a relationship with Benjamin Netanyahu's son in Israel. There is some evidence for this as the Australian Federal Police investigated large gifts given to the son because of anti-bribery of foreign officials laws. Mariah turned a 40 something year old occa Australian gay.
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Jan 19, 2019 03:00
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Lol, at first glance I thought it was Mariah who peed on her. Nope, it was Stella "The Streamer" Bulochnikov.
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Jan 19, 2019 03:29
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I can't help but wonder what this pisser and pissè look like
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Jan 19, 2019 03:40
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yooooooooooooouuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr mmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissbitch
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Jan 19, 2019 04:06
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All I want for piss-masss is poooooo
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Jan 19, 2019 04:09
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is mariahs butt ok 
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Jan 19, 2019 05:57
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Gaunab posted:I can't help but wonder what this pisser and pissè look like Well, the alleged pisser is on the left 
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Jan 19, 2019 06:50
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quote:repeatedly ridiculed her about her breasts and would put iPhones, remote controls, and utensils under them.
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Jan 19, 2019 07:00
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Is this some kind of more modern and difficult version of the pencil test?
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Jan 19, 2019 07:00
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lmao @ that new op this thread is 2 months old and 3 pages long, who the gently caress put all that effort into it? no one loving cares anyway that's all i had to say laters
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Jan 19, 2019 07:18
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BEAR GRYLLZ posted:lmao @ that new op *pees on u*
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Jan 19, 2019 07:19
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did her russian boy toy make a piss tape
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Jan 19, 2019 07:25
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she has some great cans and I really love spanish chicks or whatever she is (mexican?) but in the age of "Me TOO" i dont know if I can say that anymore (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 19, 2019 07:27
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I'm very close friends with someone who was a main character in her music video for "Honey" and he said she was the sweetest, most down-to-earth woman on the planet. She specifically asked him to be in her video because she was such a big fan of his prank call CDs, and she told him she even named her dog after him. It blew him completely away considering he was not a major celebrity. I have no horse in the race of defending her; I don't like her type of music, I just thought it was nice to know since she gets a lot of poo poo. Extra Large Marge posted:The Mariah/ODB story is a good one. Insane Clown Posse, almost word-for-word, said the exact same thing after they paid him 20k to be a guest on one of their songs: quote:VJ: “Bitches?” Okay. This one is pretty interesting. [Laughs.] I’m glad you asked me about this one. O.D.B., God rest his soul. We had this song with Ol’ Dirty Bastard, and we laid our raps, and I don’t remember what it was called, it wasn’t called “Bitches.” It was a different song, and we sent it to Ol’ Dirty Bastard to get his lyrics on it. I had my verse on there and Shaggy had his verse on there, and there was no chorus. When Ol’ Dirty Bastard laid his rap, his rap was like he didn’t even listen to what we said at all. [Laughs.] It was like he went somewhere totally different. He was from a whole other page. He was just rapping about bitches. He was screaming, “Bitches!” all over it and everything. [Laughs.] When we got the tape back and heard what he did, we went back and rewrote our lyrics to match what he had put down. [Laughs.] And we started yelling “Bitches!” all over it. That’s how it was formed, because I don’t even know if Ol’ Dirty Bastard even listened to our verse. I think they just cued his verse up, and he went in there, and he loving freestyled it, to the best of my knowledge, because he was on a whole other page that we were on. ICP also said none of his lyrics rhymed and they had to completely chop up his submission just to make it rhyme. It's pretty obvious if you listen to the song. ODB also refused to re-record his lines for this record. ELI PORTER posted:she has some great cans and I really love spanish chicks or whatever she is (mexican?) but in the age of "Me TOO" i dont know if I can say that anymore Google her Blender issue: https://www.google.com/search?q=mar...iw=1920&bih=920 Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Jan 19, 2019 |
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Jan 19, 2019 07:29
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ELI PORTER posted:she has some great cans and I really love spanish chicks or whatever she is (mexican?) but in the age of "Me TOO" i dont know if I can say that anymore isnt she half black
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Jan 19, 2019 07:38
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Alan Smithee posted:isnt she half black The thread is 3 pages long dude.
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Jan 19, 2019 07:44
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Whatever she is she looks like she got a touch of "Bofa" 
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Jan 19, 2019 07:46
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ELI PORTER posted:Whatever she is she looks like she got a touch of "Bofa" Nothing. Whats bofa with you? Am I doing this right?
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Jan 19, 2019 08:04
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mariah is cool
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Jan 19, 2019 08:10
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I am outraged. ... that a bat poo poo insane personal assistant can make nearly 500k a year and still want more. poo poo even if this were all true I think I'd let someone piss one me for 500k a year, but yeah, no way ICP posted:VJ: “Bitches?” Okay. This one is pretty interesting. [Laughs.] I’m glad you asked me about this one. O.D.B., God rest his soul. We had this song with Ol’ Dirty Bastard, and we laid our raps, and I don’t remember what it was called, it wasn’t called “Bitches.” It was a different song, and we sent it to Ol’ Dirty Bastard to get his lyrics on it. I had my verse on there and Shaggy had his verse on there, and there was no chorus. When Ol’ Dirty Bastard laid his rap, his rap was like he didn’t even listen to what we said at all. [Laughs.] It was like he went somewhere totally different. He was from a whole other page. He was just rapping about bitches. He was screaming, “Bitches!” all over it and everything. [Laughs.] When we got the tape back and heard what he did, we went back and rewrote our lyrics to match what he had put down. [Laughs.] And we started yelling “Bitches!” all over it. That’s how it was formed, because I don’t even know if Ol’ Dirty Bastard even listened to our verse. I think they just cued his verse up, and he went in there, and he loving freestyled it, to the best of my knowledge, because he was on a whole other page that we were on. I never thought an ICP interview could make me laugh, and not at ICP. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Jan 19, 2019 |
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Jan 19, 2019 08:47
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Alan Smithee posted:mariah is cool
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Jan 19, 2019 08:52
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ELI PORTER posted:she has some great cans and I really love spanish chicks or whatever she is (mexican?) but in the age of "Me TOO" i dont know if I can say that anymore For fucks sake Sorry some chicks got molested so you can't be creepy about women without feeling bad about it anymore? I guess?  Also she is black/Irish
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Jan 19, 2019 13:52
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Extra Large Marge posted:The Mariah/ODB story is a good one. lmao ODB was some kind of next level Chappelle skit turned reality and was entirely conscious of it the whole time and was just like "Yeah? So? gently caress it."
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Jan 19, 2019 14:43
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I'm very close friends with someone who was a main character in her music video for "Honey" and he said she was the sweetest, most down-to-earth woman on the planet. She specifically asked him to be in her video because she was such a big fan of his prank call CDs, and she told him she even named her dog after him. It blew him completely away considering he was not a major celebrity. drat, you know the Jerky Boys AND have an uncle that works at Nintendo?  Mariah Carey for all her hyper-girliness actually does have something of a tomboy side and an appreciation for lowbrow humor. To this day I think a lot of people still don't get that she did a song with ODB not to be a trendsetter or whatever, she was just an honest-to-god fan of the Wu-Tang, and the two remained genuine friends til he died.  Uncle at Nintendo posted:Google her Blender issue: Jesus, I used to have a subscription to Blender, haven't thought about them in years. I think I just had my first real pang of 2000s nostalgia and I don't know how I feel about that. It's probably for the best that the death of magazines took them out when it did because I really don't think the magazine would fly these days.
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Jan 19, 2019 16:03
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Alan Smithee posted:mariah is cool
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Jan 19, 2019 16:06
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Dixville posted:For fucks sake And Venezuelan, too!
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Jan 19, 2019 18:28
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Mariah Carey simultaneously transcends race and makes it clear what a useless descriptor it is
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Jan 19, 2019 20:06
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Dixville posted:For fucks sake oh my bad
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Jan 19, 2019 20:08
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Blazing Ownager posted:I am outraged. I'm at a point in my life where I'd let a Russian lady piss on me for like 10,000 a year. And maybe a sandwich from craft services whenever we're on set at a video shoot or whatever. I really want to know what is allegedly on those tapes. It has to be really bad if Mariah Carey, in all her adorable insanity, says it would be personally embarrassing. The plot, it thickens.
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Jan 20, 2019 01:13
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AllNewJonasSalk posted:I'm at a point in my life where I'd let a Russian lady piss on me for like 10,000 a year. I hear some people are even willing to pay Russian ladies to piss on them...
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Jan 20, 2019 05:35
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lizardman posted:I hear some people are even willing to pay Russian ladies to piss on them... Piss on me while I wear this Obama mask. I'll give you 70 rubles.
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Jan 20, 2019 06:23
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BEAR GRYLLZ posted:lmao @ that new op That was me sorry I love Mariah too much and I got overdone!
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Jan 20, 2019 06:48
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Her half asian boyfriend is still really hot
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Jan 20, 2019 07:16
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Ps: no one cares if youre horny for MC, just dont be a creep to women in real life
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Jan 20, 2019 07:18
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:That was me sorry I love Mariah too much and I got overdone! Nah that guy was actually talking about this thread and how I added a bunch of updates and a quick recap to the OP for those just tuning in, I guess he thinks common courtesy and being fun and informative are for losers. We all appreciate your thread, Bhabhi, it's just that Mariah threads are like Highlander: there can be only one!
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Jan 20, 2019 07:40
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