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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

kensei posted:

If a fighter is so great, why have then won titles in 4 orgs? Is there a reason no one retains her long term?



More importantly, what does that say about the woman who beat her recently?

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Cyborg appearing on something called "The Dose" seems a little too on the nose.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

TheKingslayer posted:

Cyborg appearing on something called "The Dose" seems a little too on the dose.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I like Cyborg but I also like Gabi Garcia. They should have a juicing show together.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


To be fair to her one of the organizations went under, and the UFC bought her from Invicta. That covers 2 of her 3 jumps.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

and for real, UFC took to fat shaming her in media because Dana White is a petulant baby.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Just saw the worst Star Spangled Banner I've ever heard on BKFC before Hector Lombard fights some fat dude whose nickname is "Redneck"


They were using this weird arythmic accompanyment and the singer kept looking at the DJ like "the gently caress is this poo poo" and she eventually just sang it normally over the background music, key be damned.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/WrestlingInc/status/1229042254309806080?s=20

I hope we get hour long monologues by Tito in the ring one day :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRAdWcfpM_Y&t=235s

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Feb 16, 2020

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Or even sure who’s in charge of promos now that Dusty’s gone on but even he couldn’t get a coherent one out of Tito.

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
Tito giving promos on wwe would be great if for nothing else than having Chael make more vids dunking on him.

mexican willie
Mar 17, 2007

CommonShore posted:

Just saw the worst Star Spangled Banner I've ever heard on BKFC before Hector Lombard fights some fat dude whose nickname is "Redneck"


They were using this weird arythmic accompanyment and the singer kept looking at the DJ like "the gently caress is this poo poo" and she eventually just sang it normally over the background music, key be damned.

worse than this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQrLCY5vWSY

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

someone post the justin mccully mask reveal too, that was equally as good

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
lol https://twitter.com/MMAFightingSM/status/1231039118454341632

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

someone post the justin mccully mask reveal too, that was equally as good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkhHcCNe97M

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


Some things never change.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


that has to be the all-time record for most failed drug tests

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



https://twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/1231053138578284545

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

TheKingslayer posted:

Some things never change.

Deleted.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



It said that Barnett failed a drug test

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Why would you even bother testing him at this point. He practically exudes gear in his sweat.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Did I see right they let him fight anyway?

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

TheKingslayer posted:

Did I see right they let him fight anyway?

All the news outlets I can find that still have a story up about this are citing some bullshit twitter account as their source.

Bellator 241 is March 13th, since when do commissions drug test almost a month out from the fight?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


That fight is still on Bellator's website

http://www.bellator.com/events/2r2kto/bellator-241-pitbull-vs-carvalho

The twitter account has the same bruce willis av as that racist dude who got that one Chael Sonnen scoop and pretends to be some big mma insider though he's wrong 99% of the time. I can't remember the name the account used to have

https://twitter.com/fightoracle

e. Front Row Brian. That's what it was. So everyone is reporting this based on a FRB tweet.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

CommonShore posted:

e. Front Row Brian. That's what it was. So everyone is reporting this based on a FRB tweet.
Oh for gently caress's sake. Yeah it's bullshit.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1232697572059312129

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

is the Orwitz bit a joke I'm not getting.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
his brain is wrong

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
When you got a head that big, all your thoughts are big brain moments.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Democrats aren't that cool, Tito.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Speaking of Tito, his sham fight with Alberto El Patron was overturned to a no contest

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

LobsterMobster posted:

Speaking of Tito, his sham fight with Alberto El Patron was overturned to a no contest

Lmao

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


LobsterMobster posted:

Speaking of Tito, his sham fight with Alberto El Patron was overturned to a no contest

why lol

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


I’m assuming it was because he pissed hot afterwards

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

because texas

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://www.mmamania.com/2020/2/26/21154885/texas-commission-strikes-down-tito-ortiz-win-over-alberto-del-rio-combate-americas-mma

Was gonna say "definitely drugs" but usually it's at least mentioned that it's a possible drug violation

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


It would be pretty funny if the commission only recently found out that Alberto had been a pro wrestler and overturned the match because they thought it was a work

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

CommonShore posted:

It would be pretty funny if the commission only recently found out that Alberto had been a pro wrestler and overturned the match because they thought it was a work

While that would be hilarious, it's a combination of Texas and Tito, so whatever the actual dumbest reason is will be the right one.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

If it snot drugs then it has to be something insane like Tito didn't pay a fee to the commission or something.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



coconono posted:

If it snot drugs then it has to be something insane like Tito didn't pay a fee to the commission or something.

How many crates of team punishment gear do you think he rendered to the licensing department?

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Tito, Jenna Jameson is not legal tender.

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