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Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

mewse posted:

Cody was from alaska and had worked on fishing boats and poo poo so he was tough as nails but koscheck was every dumb jock stereotype rolled into a yellow tinted ball so they would taunt each other and cody would frequently get the upper hand even tho he wasn't the brightest bulb in the christmas tree either

Oh lol I thought he like dunked on him in a basketball challenge or something. Now that would fuckin own

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


To the poster who broke the unspoken rule about never mentioning Brandon Vera.
Please desist.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I liked how in the Roy Nelson coached season they designed the coach’s challenge specifically to humiliate Roy by putting him in a track and field competition against the athletic Shane Carwin

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

old.flv posted:

the heavyweights season was fun and can be summed up by this wiki quip:
"Only 15 fighters are lined up until Dana White introduced internet street fighting sensation, Kimbo Slice."

also Titties

My favorite part about that was right before the Kimbo reveal, Dana said something like "I know I've talked a boatload of poo poo about this guy, but he's here now" and Rampage goes "Who, Tank Abbott?"

e: Rampage had another gem that season, with "How do you get the moon offa you?"

mewse
May 2, 2006

Wise Learned Man posted:

My favorite part about that was right before the Kimbo reveal, Dana said something like "I know I've talked a boatload of poo poo about this guy, but he's here now" and Rampage goes "Who, Tank Abbott?"

e: Rampage had another gem that season, with "How do you get the moon offa you?"

Rampage was streaming on twitch a few years after the show and called up rashad and asked "do you like dragons?"

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Wise Learned Man posted:

My favorite part about that was right before the Kimbo reveal, Dana said something like "I know I've talked a boatload of poo poo about this guy, but he's here now" and Rampage goes "Who, Tank Abbott?"

e: Rampage had another gem that season, with "How do you get the moon offa you?"

A couple months ago I watched the tank Abbott match in wcw that starts with him screaming YOU WANNA loving GO and ends with him pulling a knife so nobody can appreciate this as much as me

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Cody MacKinzie beating Kos' boy is still one of my favorite TUF moments. He's gonna be 11 AND ONE! *gets guillotined*

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

The ultimate TUF moment was someone, maybe Matt Serra, yelling, "BURGER KING THAT poo poo!"

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

It is either that or "footstomps drago. YES!!!"

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Mr. Nice! posted:

Cody MacKinzie beating Kos' boy is still one of my favorite TUF moments. He's gonna be 11 AND ONE! *gets guillotined*

Is it lobstermobster who has that clip on her Twitter? It is goddamn hilarious.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Eat This Glob posted:

Is it lobstermobster who has that clip on her Twitter? It is goddamn hilarious.

I think this is the one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M80HqjHvV0

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

GSP tricking Koscheck with school kid level reverse psychology is up there for me as far as TUF moments.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Eat This Glob posted:

It is either that or "footstomps drago. YES!!!"

It's this

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

TheKingslayer posted:

GSP tricking Koscheck with school kid level reverse psychology is up there for me as far as TUF moments.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
GSP bringing on a drunk Jean-Charles Skarbowsky and explaining to his team that they need to be 'respectful' to him or he'll beat the poo poo of them and then he beats the poo poo out of them anyway

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Captain Log posted:

The ultimate TUF moment was someone, maybe Matt Serra, yelling, "BURGER KING THAT poo poo!"

That was in fact Forrest Griffin, who was a hilarious counterpart to Rampage's cornering and coaching basically just being "get up. get up. punch him" all season at various volumes

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

old.flv posted:

GSP bringing on a drunk Jean-Charles Skarbowsky and explaining to his team that they need to be 'respectful' to him or he'll beat the poo poo of them and then he beats the poo poo out of them anyway

And I think later he said he thought he was being brought in to beat them up and teach them a lesson. God that was awesome.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



A fact that makes it even sweeter is that if that were a non-exhibition UFC bout it would be tied for 5th fastest sub in UFC history and 4th fastest non-work. The only faster modern UFC sub is Rousey-Zingano.

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

Wasn’t Cody interviewed before the fight and said something like “well he’s a lot better than me, but he’s also a wrestler. So I’m just going to come out striking really aggressively because wrestlers get confused when you do that and when wrestlers get confused, they instinctively shoot for the takedown. And then I can guillotine him.”?

And of course that’s exactly what happened.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Trillhouse posted:

Wasn’t Cody interviewed before the fight and said something like “well he’s a lot better than me, but he’s also a wrestler. So I’m just going to come out striking really aggressively because wrestlers get confused when you do that and when wrestlers get confused, they instinctively shoot for the takedown. And then I can guillotine him.”?

And of course that’s exactly what happened.

It was something to the effect of, "He's a better striker than me, he's a better wrestler than me, he's bigger than me, he's more experienced, but I'm gonna guillotine him." I think

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Cody: He's a better striker, a better wrestler. He has better conditioning. He hits harder. He's more experienced.

Nam: So what are you going to do?

Cody: I'm going to win.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I'm glad koschek is around he's the best part of season one so far

Even if I had weird feelings about forcing a dude into the sauna to cut weight

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

I'm glad koschek is around he's the best part of season one so far

Even if I had weird feelings about forcing a dude into the sauna to cut weight

You're going to have a lot of weird feelings my friend.

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009

Jean-Charles just demolishing those guys never gets old.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tu6zu

I had forgotten about Danaher being on the show too, he still has hair!

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Here's Cody's pre-fight talk

https://streamable.com/yexsg

Here's the fight

https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/761755323296342016

Here's Jean-Charles

https://streamable.com/3k3nv

bonus, here's Bruce Leeroy and an unhinged (so, normal) Armenian

https://streamable.com/zwa4y

mewse
May 2, 2006

LobsterMobster posted:

Here's Cody's pre-fight talk

https://streamable.com/yexsg

Here's the fight

https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/761755323296342016

Here's Jean-Charles

https://streamable.com/3k3nv

bonus, here's Bruce Leeroy and an unhinged (so, normal) Armenian

https://streamable.com/zwa4y

I've got no audio for any of these :/

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
The best Cody McKenzie thing was when he lost his regular shorts or something so he bought some Nike basketball shorts from Target which had pockets and still had the tag on it, which Herb Dean ripped off mid-fight.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
drat. Cool documentary about socialism or whatever from the internet millionaire with the heavy lisp

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Chris Leben Did Nothing Wrong

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

Skip My Posts posted:

Oh lol I thought he like dunked on him in a basketball challenge or something. Now that would fuckin own

It’s the best season, gsp brings Jean Charles in, warns everyone he’s a drunk who will wreck them, then he proceeds to wreck people

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Dr. Abysmal posted:

The best Cody McKenzie thing was when he lost his regular shorts or something so he bought some Nike basketball shorts from Target which had pockets and still had the tag on it, which Herb Dean ripped off mid-fight.

Hahahahaha I forgot all about this

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Kaddish posted:

You're going to have a lot of weird feelings my friend.

I wrestled in high school, I'm used to being uncomfortable about this

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Bluedeanie posted:

Chris Leben Did Nothing Wrong

Please leave the thread

I spend every episode hoping someone just punts him through a wall. Every time he doesn't fight I get angry.

Don't spoil what happens to him, I will fight you.

Edit are there any good podcasts about this dumb poo poo

BENGHAZI 2 fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Dec 4, 2018

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Fun fact max Holloway’s son is 11 years old

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
we were all 11 once

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I.N.R.I posted:

we were all 11 once

i hope i get there one day. my pa pa bought me this account on the day i was born

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

I.N.R.I posted:

we were all 11 once

hell ya my dad wasnt 22 at the time tho lol

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

I listened to the Chapo episode and it's cool but I still think Jon Jones is an rear end in a top hat

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Stealth Tiger posted:

I listened to the Chapo episode and it's cool but I still think Jon Jones is an rear end in a top hat

This is correct.

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Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
The series didn't make him out to be any better than an rear end in a top hat, but it spent a lot of time demonstrating how the UFC tried making Jones look like a good guy for the larger public that cares about public image.

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