calling in dead to work

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > calling in dead to work

alnilam

Hi, work? I'm sick today. Really SICK

Work: oh sorry to hear that, get well soon. See you in Monday *Click*

Me: *shredding on a guitar while skateboarding* totally SICK

# ¿ Dec 6, 2018 04:15

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 20:22

alnilam

This office is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The cubicles are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their spreadsheets and reports will foam up about their waists and all the temps and managers will look up and shout "can you come in on Saturday?"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."

# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 02:31

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