MOON FUCKING RIVER

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OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Moon river, wider than a mile
I'm crossing you in style some day
Dream-maker, you old heart-breaker
Wherever you're goin', I'm goin' your way
Two drifters, off to see the world
There's such a lot of world to see
We're after the same rainbow's end, waiting 'round the bend
My huckleberry friend, moon river, and me
We're after the same rainbow's end, waiting 'round the bend
My huckleberry friend, moon river, and me

# ? Dec 17, 2018 00:07

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:20

End of Shoelace: Apr 5, 2016

my cuckleberry friend

# ? Dec 17, 2018 00:24

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

That is our word

# ? Dec 17, 2018 00:25

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I didn't think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM--second encore!!

# ? Dec 17, 2018 00:33

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

MD2020 posted:

I didn't think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM--second encore!!

# ? Dec 17, 2018 00:46

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

People talk about huckleberries a lot but I don't think most people had one, but I have had them before, picked by refugee Hmongs in the mountains

# ? Dec 17, 2018 00:55

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

They're purple

# ? Dec 17, 2018 00:56

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

There aren't too many purple foods

Theyres like eggplants, blackberries, some grapes, and huckleberry

It's a very fruit dominated food color, maybe more than any other color wrt food

Sometimes kale is kinda purple

# ? Dec 17, 2018 00:58

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

If watermelon was purple insude that would be one more kind of purple fruit to add to the list

# ? Dec 17, 2018 00:59

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

I'm your huckleberry.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 01:04

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

raton posted:

If watermelon was purple insude that would be one more kind of purple fruit to add to the list

# ? Dec 17, 2018 01:11

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

The Dennis System posted:

I'm your huckleberry.

Sometimes people said this to me irl and I want to ask them "Have you ever eaten a Huckleberry in real life I have, I have a lot of valuable experiences that people in this social circle don't know about, I'm actually very interesting and it would be great to include me in your activities sometimes!"

# ? Dec 17, 2018 01:11

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Sometimes they will invite me to something but then I don't go because I don't think I can really add anything to their experience so it doesn't matter.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 01:12

The Cockler: Mar 31, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

raton posted:

Sometimes they will invite me to something but then I don't go because I don't think I can really add anything to their experience so it doesn't matter.

ask them if they want you to be their huckleberry

# ? Dec 17, 2018 01:14

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

raton posted:

There aren't too many purple foods

Theyres like eggplants, blackberries, some grapes, and huckleberry

It's a very fruit dominated food color, maybe more than any other color wrt food

Sometimes kale is kinda purple

Some carrots were purple until being changed to orange to support the Dutch.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 01:15

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Yeah, I like the moons over my hammy. What of it?

# ? Dec 17, 2018 01:20

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

MD2020 posted:

Some carrots were purple until being changed to orange to support the Dutch.

Oh yeah I got those before it was nice to see a purple carrot instead of an orange one, it tasted a little different but was obviously still a carrot

# ? Dec 17, 2018 01:21

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

The dutch are okay in my book except they are there only kind of Scandi girl I didn't at least get to finger when I lived in Asia, so I think they are probably frigid

# ? Dec 17, 2018 01:22

MisterFister: Jul 6, 2003; Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.

raton posted:

There aren't too many purple foods

Theyres like eggplants, blackberries, some grapes, and huckleberry

It's a very fruit dominated food color, maybe more than any other color wrt food

Sometimes kale is kinda purple

Cabbage yams and potatoes can be purple

# ? Dec 17, 2018 01:43

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

MisterFister posted:

Cabbage yams and potatoes can be purple

Hmm

The Okinawa yam is the purplest food I ever loving SEEN it's true

It's like dark purple neon in a yamskin

Not a lot of things are like dark purple neon in a yamski but they are

# ? Dec 17, 2018 02:27

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

There's that one kind of snail thing that's got like a purple dot on its shell you can use on your toga

# ? Dec 17, 2018 02:28

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; Wet

This song is beautiful.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 02:47

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEdPe1SxitI

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:10

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

op clearly forgot the best part of Breakfast at Tiffany's

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:49

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

raton posted:

Sometimes people said this to me irl and I want to ask them "Have you ever eaten a Huckleberry in real life I have, I have a lot of valuable experiences that people in this social circle don't know about, I'm actually very interesting and it would be great to include me in your activities sometimes!"

My understanding is that huckleberry is an old colloquial term for an undertaker which is why doc Holliday said it to the bad man in tombstone

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:56

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

raton posted:

People talk about huckleberries a lot but I don't think most people had one, but I have had them before, picked by refugee Hmongs in the mountains

You're mistaken. "Huckleberry friend" is referring to that N. Jim guy, who Huckleberry went rafting with.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 04:14

Tite Barnacle: Jun 4, 2014; Meowdy Purrdner; Grimey Drawer

I don't recall the joke itself but my grandfather used to tell one that ended, "You dragged me out of bed at 3 a.m. just to hear some oval office sing moon river?" That was probably the least bad thing about him

# ? Dec 17, 2018 04:15

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

# ? Dec 17, 2018 04:16

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

BigBadSteve posted:

You're mistaken. "Huckleberry friend" is referring to that N. Jim guy, who Huckleberry went rafting with.

Northern Jim is a nice guy for rafting adventure

# ? Dec 17, 2018 04:28

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

EX250 Type R posted:

My understanding is that huckleberry is an old colloquial term for an undertaker which is why doc Holliday said it to the bad man in tombstone

According to internet:

The phrase �a huckleberry over my persimmon� was used to mean �a bit beyond my abilities�. �I'm your huckleberry� is a way of saying that one is just the right person for a given job. The range of slang meanings of huckleberry in the 19th century was fairly large, also referring to significant persons or nice persons.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 05:42