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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
what is this game the ai is cheating or some bullshit. Theres like 10 difficulty settings and I actually got up to 6 without too much trouble. Maybe 3-4 attempts before I won but now its suddenly impossible I can't do poo poo without getting immediately thrown into a position where I'm guaranteed to lose like 3 pieces what the gently caress

i can't even play defensively to not get dumpstered let alone figure out how to maybe get myself a win condition how does anyone play this.

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Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014
My friend was playing chess on the built-in screen while we were flying to Brazil that legitimately had cheating AI. He never won, but every time he got close I was convinced the plane was going to be taken over by the AI, who would then promptly kill us.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Famous chess masters often employed psychological warfare to gain an edge over their opponent.

Try unnerving or distracting the AI, or perhaps offer a thinly veiled threat. Tell the robot that you are about to spread your moist biological excretions over its motherboard, threaten to unplug it or overwrite its harddrive with clown porn. Chess is a dirty game, and sometimes you need all the tricks to win.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I'm no joke pretty good at chess. Master level before high school, coached by a guy who I think eventually got grandmaster, multiple scholastic championships in California, then in Colorado when my family moved. I stopped playing when I discovered girls in high school.

Anyways, I was playing a game against a chess app the other day and when I reloaded an old game I know for a loving FACT one of my pieces was in a different position.

I left quite a scathing review on the Google Play Store. Do NO cross a chess prodigy and expect to get away with it, we are strategic MASTERMINDS.

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