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Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
I definitely think the whole thing with going to look at the apartment with Robert and Anny was a producer set up. It was so transparent.

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Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

A Fancy Hat posted:

Tania is easily outpacing Angela for "biggest piece of poo poo" on the show right now.

Enormous hypocrite, either a cheater or doesn't understand why someone might be bothered by cheating, uses her insane worldview to justify her lovely behavior and remove any fault from herself.

Oh you mean how she’s, “extra”?

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

A Fancy Hat posted:

No matter how hosed up your life may get, at least you're not living in a shed with your fiancé who believes her real soulmate is her first love.

At least you're not in a position to have a potentially relationship destroying moment occur while consulting with an online astrologist.

I can’t even believe what an rear end in a top hat she was in this episode. She basically told him all he was good for was for children and she saw no future with him. Then “allowed” him time (all of 5 seconds) to process that.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

Normally I would expect a GoFundMe post a month after this so we'll see if she blew through the show money.

She actually did a go fund me for this trip long before the show. So of course she’s bragging about her planning.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
Husband and I both referenced Tania in our Valentine’s Day cards to each other. We’re definitely soulmates.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

They were all relatively calm, so I think it was staged. Still a psycho move, though.

It was the crew’s food

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

WhyteRyce posted:

It was a staged stunt but he previously shamed her for frosted mini wheats (probably where they got the idea from). He's not wrong for saying it's full of sugar but he's also giving unprompted advice in another person's home and fat shaming the host so anyone saying he's just trying to get Emily healthy out of love for her and at her request can gently caress off

He made so many terrible arguments at the tell all. Didn’t he at one point start to say his 2nd wife was his soulmate?

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

A Fancy Hat posted:

We need trash TV like this more than ever to bring us together as a people, united in saying "Holy poo poo Darcey maybe cool it on the plastic surgery for a bit."

I’m stealing this

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

A Fancy Hat posted:

She seems to live her entire life with the idea of "How can I make this as dramatic as possible?".

This is why I love Darce

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I almost got a scallion lodged in my nasal passages from sort-laughing at this, thanks.


Actually (and by the way, I am pleased for the good people of York and hope their fair goes on as usual this year) I do wonder about the food thing in general. The American halves of the couples always seem so goddamn scandalized by the food, no matter what it is. Do you guys have any idea how much money I'd pay for Nigerian or Filipino food right now?! (I can make the former with my stockpile, not so much the latter)

Or Shitstain with the Russian :salad." yes, the Russian conception of a salad IS kind of gross, but it's far from inedible and it's just so rude to turn down food either way, especially when you're a guest in someone else's home.

I haven't seen it, but I've heard in some earlier season that a guy refused to eat lechón or something because he was vegetarian. I was a vegetarian for 20 years and still managed to metabolize GOOD MANNERS so what was his deal? (unless it was religious or he had NEVER eaten meat before, but I still think the sandbox rule applies here.)

If it’s the guy I’m thinking of (Larry) he was just being a big baby. He wasn’t vegetarian. He was a McDonald’s manager, even.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
I can’t stand her lack of punctuation.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Boxman posted:

I can't decide if Lisa constantly calling Usman's mom "mommy" is condescending or weird or what

A little from column A. A little from column B.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
That dude went off the deep end hard when she wasn’t drinking his kool-aid

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Deadite posted:

Has Leida been on the quarantine show yet? I need confirmation that she is still awful

Follow her on Instagram for confirmation. She’s the most negative, mean spirited person I’ve ever come across. Being in her life must be exhausting. I don’t feel bad for her husband, though.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
Nthing Love After Lockup

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Deadite posted:

Yeah Love After Lockup for sure. It’s the only show where half the cast start the season in prison and at least some of the cast end the season back in prison.

The Clint/Traci story is my favorite.

The goddess and the gremlin

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
I tried to watch the first episode of the Quarantine show and it was kind of boring. Should I give it a second chance? Did any of you like it?

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Internet Wizard posted:

Did you get to the part where Courtney is scamming a man into thinking they're in a relationship so she can live with him, but actually hates him?

Ok, yes. That WAS interesting. You got me there. What a poo poo show.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
I heard he won’t be on any other 90 day shows again. Like when people come back for multiple seasons or one of the spin off shows.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

tgacon posted:

Holy poo poo the look on Shaun’s face when he’s launching into his “You have to understand, where I’m from women laser their legs” bit was PRICELESS. I wish I knew what was going through there head at that moment.

That made my jaw drop

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
Just now watching the part 2 of before the 90 days tell all. I’m a little behind.

Holy poo poo Tom is a piece of poo poo. Also, Ash lied AGAIN? Avery made the right decision.

BGL needs to go away.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

WhyteRyce posted:

Yeah, I don't get why people are getting on Avery's case about breaking up over a diet. It's not lying about the diet, it's that Ash takes to lies like BGL takes to smoking. It's non-stop and he couldn't not lie about the stupid smallest stuff and this just pushed the frustration over the edge. Him lying about Tom and then getting Avery into a situation where she had to apologize to someone on TV and Ash just sitting there blinking like a lizard while he acted like he was the aggrieved one just continued to highlight the problem

Accurate

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

The Other Way looks to be a good one with this rapper girl from Florida moving to freaking Jordan to be with her strict Muslim boyfriend. Holy poo poo I can’t wait

I kind of get the clout chaser vibe from her tbh

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

DrVenkman posted:

She was actually pretty empathetic towards other people at points, you see that in the episode. But the moment she came under the spotlight in any way she flipped out and would scream at Shauna to shut the gently caress up. She stormed off at one point and was obviously made to come back later by a producer. She is incapable of being asked a question without it being seen as an attack.

She was a nasty vicious woman

She was lovely toward people coming for Tom for being a creep.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Internet Wizard posted:

Her and her twin work in fashion

Her father pays for their lifestyle. He was the one who paid for their tv show pilot for The Twin Life.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.


Baby Goul Lisa being ultra dramatic as per usual. I like the lipstick on the duct tape.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
Frank, the ex, apparently is a store manager in New Jersey now. Crazy that his rap career didn’t take off!

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Magissima posted:

"I told my mom I was meeting a friend and not a girlfriend because you're Brazilian and I'm embarrassed to be with you. I don't want you to be mad, this is not a bad thing, I want to take things slow. But I do still expect you to have sex with me."

Yeah he’s completely gross.

After they broke up supposedly he also did the whole revenge porn thing with some private photos she sent him.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

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Grem posted:

Yea Larissa got a poo poo deal with Coltee but it's hard to feel bad for her when you remember she has a kid that she left behind.

More than one kid I think

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

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That guy was something else. Super creepy around her eldest daughter, and mean to the younger one. Somehow he’s already remarried.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
Tania is pretty drat terrible.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Empress Brosephine posted:

How long until Lowtax is on this show

Well he’s a domestic abuser, so he’s well on his way.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
BGL now has her African American “niece” on her Instagram to prove that she’s not racist. She’s saying to this girl “I hate to do this to you, but...”

Wow


https://www.instagram.com/tv/CB09htkgWZu/?igshid=lbuzun14fbf6

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
I still think my favorite story was that of Mohamed and Danielle.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Magissima posted:

A-plot: Darcey and Stacey get plastic surgery, again
B-plot: Jesse and Tom are both in NY "for work" and meet up to poo poo talk Darcey

Oh man, I’m here for B plot.

Darcey gets a lot of hate, but I honestly love her train wreck.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

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The 90 day strikes back idea seems kind of ridiculous. Probably the one 90 thing I won’t watch besides Family Chantelle

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
Laura of Laura and Aladin’s son.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

2DCAT posted:

Being quarantined has led to me rewarching literally everything and my new favorite quote from garbage TV is now "we're not in Assam Arabia... We're not in... Arab." from love after lockup

Oh man she was a moron

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

ICHIBAHN posted:

Why do they always have the women on this show have their legs up on show, in their talking heads. It's so awkward looking.

It’s so awkward and stupid. Notice how they only do that with the “thin” women.

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Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
The Ed and Rose story gets better

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