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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Jesus Christ 2018 sucked and I was still in bed when 2019 started loving with me

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Smiling Jack posted:

Jesus Christ 2018 sucked and I was still in bed when 2019 started loving with me

Hey jack! How was work?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gently caress you 2019

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

EBB posted:

gently caress you 2019

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

unfufilling and pointless

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Wife got the dog drunk and he pissed all over the floor

2019!

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/realsaavedra/status/1079978566094209024?s=21

:same: Jane :same:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I thought she was dead already

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/KFaulders/status/1080162838830813191?s=19

Basically, the liars can't keep up with the head liar, so nobody answers anything anymore!

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Syrian Lannister posted:

I thought she was dead already

Her career died, but continues to haunt the earth with reruns of 3rd rock from the sun.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

shes really good in 3rd rock

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fister Roboto posted:

January Current Events: JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE

This. We need this.

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

Smiling Jack posted:

Jesus Christ 2018 sucked and I was still in bed when 2019 started loving with me

One of the very first thoughts in 2019 was that the Aleppo Cat Man’s farm was damaged by fighting and one of his dog was killed.

https://twitter.com/thealeppocatman/status/1080103042383519745?s=21

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Lake of Methane posted:

One of the very first thoughts in 2019 was that the Aleppo Cat Man’s farm was damaged by fighting and one of his dog was killed.

https://twitter.com/thealeppocatman/status/1080103042383519745?s=21

god 2019 blows

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Was this posted yesterday

https://twitter.com/austinramzy/status/1079910956375785475

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Smiling Jack posted:

unfufilling and pointless

But enough about your bedroom performance

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Also

Hot Karl Marx posted:

i hope he has a stroke and loving lives as a mostly crippled piece of poo poo and has to be 25th'd out because he refuses to step down, and then lives long enough as a sentient vegetable to watch his empire crumble and his shithead kids go to prison

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Marine shot and killed on duty at the barracks in DC

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/01/01/politics/marine-shot-barracks/index.html

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost
In barracks, 5AM, not self inflicted.

Sounds like some drunk dumbasses were playing the trust game.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

thoughts and prayers

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Holy loving poo poo :aaa:

I legitimately thought this was a fake thing at first

JUST CALM DOWN

And yet again not sure why I bother to think even for a second: “ok maybe this one is fake,” but nope

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Nvm gently caress it.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Pretty good story on Asimov calling a shot on 2019 from 35 yrs ago.

Computers he nailed. Everything else... :smith:

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/...t-he-wrote.html

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Starting out the new year with a rapey tweet is so 2019

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




Who can withstand the assault of a washed up SNL cast member? Wtf is she doing on CNN anyway?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
CNN is running a special about Gilda Radner tonight. That's probably why Curtin was on, to talk about the special and her time on cast with Radner.

Gilda's been dead for 30 years.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1080247559455571968?s=19

Wait what

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Aren't gas prices usually lower in the winter anyway?

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004


it's fine, he's a businessman and knows the economy thus this is good

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Do you think it's just luck that the sun continues to rise in the morning? Planetary rotation is another tax cut, you're welcome America!

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

So we are going to pay for gas for the wealthiest Americans now too, if it's like a tax cut?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Thing is, it's not a tax cut. Taxes on fuels are a set amount, not percentage based. So you could say a drop in wholesale fuel prices means you're paying more more in taxes than the actual fuel itself at the pump, so it's an increase.

Now if fuel taxes were paid in percentage, yeah, that's a tax cut.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

McNally posted:

Aren't gas prices usually lower in the winter anyway?

They are, but the price of oil has dropped +30% since October due to global oversupply and recession fears causing weak demand.

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life
The national avg pump price is down about thirteen cents today compared to Jan 1st 2017 but the average for the last two years is higher than than when he took office. Bragging about saving a dollar for one day compared to two years ago is such a dumb thing to brag about that his base will absolutely eat up.

I guess they could use their savings to sign up for a planet fitness membership!

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Do you think it's just luck that the sun continues to rise in the morning? Planetary rotation is another tax cut, you're welcome America!

Wow! We’re getting one more minute of daylight per day since we had the darkest day in a year on Dec. 21! All thanks to President Trump’s negotiations with the Sun- the MSM can’t believe it so they don’t report it!

@JacobWohl

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

McNally posted:

Aren't gas prices usually lower in the winter anyway?

Yes. Due to lower requirements for refining.

But as someone else already said the price of a barrel has been dropping like a rock so it's not just the winter price drop.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

It's not that there isn't an element of politics to oil prices, the US has always leaned on and/or used weapons deals and defense partnerships as bribes with countries like Saudi Arabia and other "friendly" exporters to keep the taps open because low prices undermine countries like Iran and Russia. But it doesn't seem likely Trump even has an understanding of this, let alone has improved our position in that regard.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

shame on an IGA posted:

Duzzy how'd that breakup go I ended up doing one too because as a never-enlisted I missed important lessons about not dicking BPD until the last 6 weeks.

Borderline or bipolar? This is important. We've all been there

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

It's not that there isn't an element of politics to oil prices, the US has always leaned on and/or used weapons deals and defense partnerships as bribes with countries like Saudi Arabia and other "friendly" exporters to keep the taps open because low prices undermine countries like Iran and Russia. But it doesn't seem likely Trump even has an understanding of this, let alone has improved our position in that regard.

I think he does. The Syria troop withdrawal was timed nicely with a Patriot system sale to Turkey

Patriot sale:
https://www.defensenews.com/global/europe/2018/12/19/turkey-cleared-by-us-for-35-billion-patriot-missile-deal-despite-s-400-row/

Syria withdrawal:
https://www.npr.org/2018/12/19/678150756/reports-white-house-intends-to-pull-u-s-troops-from-syria

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I thought they both came from the same phone call.

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