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 I’m seeing these all over the airport here in Idaho It’s on a sign at every entrance, every parking garage entrance, the cell phone lot, etc. it’s even on a 10 foot floor mat right before security Lotta morons wanting to fly with their little friend I guess
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whoa for a secondi thought robert deniro had died. op i'm going to taxi driver your motherfucken rear end
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It’s the same industry that still puts no smoking signs on anything with a flat surface, and morons still try to get away with it.
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Jan 6, 2019 19:54
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Does 2nd amendment apply in airspace? Or is it like the ocean far enough from shore, where you captain is your God, your priest, your judge and executioner?
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Jan 6, 2019 19:55
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Colonel Cancer posted:Does 2nd amendment apply in airspace? Or is it like the ocean far enough from shore, where you captain is your God, your priest, your judge and executioner? the secret is that your allowed to have guns in the air, but they can restrict you from taking them through the airport. if you sneak on the airplane with a firearm but don't get caught in the airport then they have to let you keep it
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Jan 6, 2019 19:57
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Fun fact, check plant boxes around airports. People forget they have a knife or their gun on them. They tend to bury them in the planter boxes.
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Jan 6, 2019 19:58
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500 good dogs posted:the secret is that your allowed to have guns in the air, but they can restrict you from taking them through the airport. if you sneak on the airplane with a firearm but don't get caught in the airport then they have to let you keep it is that for real, cause why in the hell would they restrict knives and liquids but not a gun Edgar posted:Fun fact, check plant boxes around airports. People forget they have a knife or their gun on them. They tend to bury them in the planter boxes. Sweet time to get a free gun
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Jan 6, 2019 20:00
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Goodbye My Linux Rig's penis.
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My Linux Rig posted:is that for real, cause why in the hell would they restrict knives and liquids but not a gun its true, and the reason for banning knives and liquid is probably not what you'd expect: trade unions and anti-competition. knives are classified as tools, so the air mechanics don't want you to bring them on board, and liquids are banned because they don't want to compete on price with liquids you bring from home
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Jan 6, 2019 20:02
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Potato guns are still legal to carry through security though, being in Idaho and all
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Hell Yeah posted:whoa for a secondi thought robert deniro had died. haha, this is also what I thought on reading the title
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Kak posted:Goodbye My Linux Rig's penis. 
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Hell Yeah posted:whoa for a secondi thought robert deniro had died. op i'm going to taxi driver your motherfucken rear end Al Pacino you mean?
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My Linux Rig posted:
In Georgia (and consequently, in the busiest airport in the US, Hartsfield-Jackson International) it is legal to have your firearm on your person if you are not going through security. Occasionally idiot assholes will open carry large rifles to make an idiot rear end in a top hat point about muh gun rights. They also changed the law in 2014 so you don't get arrested for trying to get your gun through security anymore https://www.ajc.com/business/airport-prepares-for-new-gun-law/P0XVvY9dcB5HroHW00HfRO/ so that's a thing I imagine these stickers are in place to notify people that Idaho is marginally less loving stupid than Georgia. 
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Jan 6, 2019 20:32
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When I was in the army I had to carry a rifle and it was a pain in the rear end. I don’t know why anyone would want to do it if they didn’t have to
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squid pro quo posted:When I was in the army I had to carry a rifle and it was a pain in the rear end. I don’t know why anyone would want to do it if they didn’t have to Well, it's one thing to be in a war zone, but it's another to be passing through an inner city neighborhood.
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Jan 6, 2019 20:38
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Man 80's cartoons had some weird poo poo they could not get away with these days. A show about a month boss and his little friends (a gun and a pile of coke with arms and legs) would be too "un-pc" to air these days.
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Jan 6, 2019 20:41
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If your fists are registered as deadly weapons, you can no longer fly anywhere. The struggle is real.
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13Pandora13 posted:In Georgia (and consequently, in the busiest airport in the US, Hartsfield-Jackson International) it is legal to have your firearm on your person if you are not going through security. Occasionally idiot assholes will open carry large rifles to make an idiot rear end in a top hat point about muh gun rights. just one more reason I’ll never visit the south 
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500 good dogs posted:the secret is that your allowed to have guns in the air, but they can restrict you from taking them through the airport. if you sneak on the airplane with a firearm but don't get caught in the airport then they have to let you keep it You know how they do mid-air refueling? They should do that but for guns. Really disrupt the status quo... I suppose tying your little friends to a balloon might work too, but matching that delta v might prove difficult.
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Jan 6, 2019 20:57
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Colonel Cancer posted:You know how they do mid-air refueling? They should do that but for guns. Really disrupt the status quo... Two random oxygen masks are replaced with guns, adding an additional level of urgency to "place your mask on before assisting others."
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Jan 6, 2019 21:01
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Why do all the guns in America have faces on them?
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Jan 6, 2019 22:18
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Clearly an affront on my responsibility to defend this nation from tyranny, and further, on my persoonhood itself as a real man. No doubt pussification has occurred here.
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Jan 6, 2019 22:45
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500 good dogs posted:its true, and the reason for banning knives and liquid is probably not what you'd expect: trade unions and anti-competition. knives are classified as tools, so the air mechanics don't want you to bring them on board, and liquids are banned because they don't want to compete on price with liquids you bring from home Trust me dude, the guy fixing the airplane doesn't give a poo poo what you carry on board as long as it doesn't cause the jet to come home broke dick. What you're probably thinking of is that employee unions for the airlines (specifically the Flight Attendants Union) had them banned because someone carrying knives into a confined space you can't escape from filled with booze and angry travelers is a really bad idea.
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Julius CSAR posted:Trust me dude, the guy fixing the airplane doesn't give a poo poo what you carry on board as long as it doesn't cause the jet to come home broke dick. I mean, that's the excuse they give you as far as drinking on board ("so they can control how much you drink/make sure you're not over-served") but I have never been stopped from 1. drinking an obscene amount in airport bars or 2. ordering like 6 minis in a two hour flight. It's definitely so the airliner can charge you $8 for a $1.99 50mL Woodford Reserve.
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Jan 6, 2019 22:56
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I flew first class once in my life (company paid) and I was drunk before we left the ground
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"Goodbye little friend," I say as I shove my kid out the airport door. "Mom's going to Jamaica, be back in three weeks."
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squid pro quo posted:I flew first class once in my life (company paid) and I was drunk before we left the ground Last time I flew to Amsterdam I was so ripshit on free cognac I got on the wrong train twice. It was fine and I'm glad they didn't cut me off but lol at the idea they were concerned about over-serving me.
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hmm, ok interesting, its not a bad idea, but an even better idea is to have a contest to see who can get a firearm all the way through security and the first person who gets one through undetected wins $3920 the denver airport is really doubling down on their conspiracy poo poo as their whole marketing thing and i think boise needs something with real Pop and Spark to stay competitive in the mountain time zone airport vertical
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squid pro quo posted:When I was in the army I had to carry a rifle and it was a pain in the rear end. I don’t know why anyone would want to do it if they didn’t have to During my time in the Austrian army I had to drag this 4,45 kg piece of ancient technology around, plus one mag on the rifle and 4 spare ones in pouches. Plus constant drills and getting chewed out if I didn't carry, clean or store it properly. And woe upon any private who violated shooting range safety. Makes you wonder if universal conscription Euro-style, would actually improve gun safety in the US. Safety, regulations and proper maintenance were drilled so hard into us that even now, 20 years later, I could strip down and clean the StG58 in the dark and the service teaches you a lot of respect for weapons in general. 
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13Pandora13 posted:I mean, that's the excuse they give you as far as drinking on board ("so they can control how much you drink/make sure you're not over-served") but I have never been stopped from 1. drinking an obscene amount in airport bars or 2. ordering like 6 minis in a two hour flight. It's definitely so the airliner can charge you $8 for a $1.99 50mL Woodford Reserve. Oh lol, I was talking about knives on the jets, not the liquids. Be drunk as hell on the jet, it's a blast.
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squid pro quo posted:I flew first class once in my life (company paid) and I was drunk before we left the ground Friend of mine I flew with started drinking as soon as we arrived at the airport as he wanted to test how far he can get before someone stops him. I had to half-carry him in the plane and one stewardess even helped me with it and they happily continued serving poo poo in the air. Downside was that his company denied paying for it afterwards, as they only agreed to "regular amounts of consumption".
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Nobnob posted:Friend of mine I flew with started drinking as soon as we arrived at the airport as he wanted to test how far he can get before someone stops him. Lol why would you ever try to expense something like that, his poo poo is going to get combed over on every report for the rest of his career. You put your first drink and food on one tab, your other 5 on a separate tab. Charge the minis on the flight to your credit card that has the $100-250 annual airline incidentals bonus. Everyone knows this.
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huh yeah why would a guy who wanted to test how blitzed the airline would let you get have such an ill-fated lack of foresight?
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One time I got on a flight after breaking my arm and I downed like two vodka redbulls and four vicodin and blared some Beethoven in my headphones while I watched the clouds outside. I'm sure my pupils were as big as dinner plates and I looked high as gently caress, but who cares! Good times.
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13Pandora13 posted:Lol why would you ever try to expense something like that, his poo poo is going to get combed over on every report for the rest of his career. As a matter of fact later that year he basically did the same in a hotel, drinking like $400 worth of alcohol in two days and since then they happily paid everything for him, no matter the cost. I wouldn't rule out that his bosses are as talented as the airline workers at this point. Not sure if he's an alcoholic by now though, been a while.
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9/11 NEVAR FORGET was carried out by some dudes wielding boxcutters, capable of inflicting properly nasty minor cuts. If you're on a plane and you see some dude wearing a belt, be prepared to die in fiery oblivion lest he take that belt off and give you a stern thrashing.
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Chrs Gry posted:Al Pacino you mean? no you're incorrect, Robert Deniro was in taxi driver.
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A box cutter is straight up lethal. I'd rather have a box cutter in a fight than any mall ninja pocket knife.
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