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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Or go with the AI equivalent, which gets two-word prompts as inputs and has to rate dogs sight unseen

https://twitter.com/dog_fakes/status/1282708112668086275

https://twitter.com/dog_fakes/status/1276528644446281728

https://twitter.com/dog_fakes/status/1271902410764627975

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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Piss Meridian posted:

You know he's not an abuser right?

I don't think he's an abuser I just think he sucks

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

theflyingexecutive posted:

You loving simps know you can conduct interviews over the phone right? This is what my Brooklyn journo friends are doing. (Also, she’s visiting for fun and you all know it.)

Gonna take this post at face value and lol.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Samuringa posted:

Imagine when they find out about the other myriad of workers whose routine didn't change at all during the pandemic because they still had to work to live.

Hey what up it's me, one of the myriad of workers whose routine didn't change at all because I wanna die with food and electricity instead of dying without it and destitute. I also need to keep my insurance for the inevitable 'roni I'm gonna catch which, even with the insurance, will still surely leave me permanently scarred and destitute. Either way I'm dead, destitute, or both. AMERICA #1!

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Crane Fist posted:

I don't think he's an abuser I just think he sucks

Pretty much where I'm at. I didn't even know he was accused of being an abuser. I guess I'm glad he's not. I just don't want to sympathize because he's such a tool.

Anyways here's a good tweet
https://twitter.com/cheersinnit/status/1282820131056492544?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1283008403124576256

https://twitter.com/BurgerKing/status/1282857347279466499

https://twitter.com/Iacaille/status/1282708852362956808

https://twitter.com/emmaroller/status/1282775977362366464

https://twitter.com/Theophite/status/1282881333723910145

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/traiinspottiing/status/1282785343767445504

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/Chazthulhu/status/1282706796264792067?s=20

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/status/1282862186092564480

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Cleretic posted:

So, unlike you (but like her), I have done actual research.

Two days ago she was confirmed at home in Brooklyn (and one day ago confirmed wrestling a mask from her dog), so if she's heading home like you claim, it was from a very short trip that she didn't tweet about. Like you'd do for, you know, work.

dog wrestling mask, eh?

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013


It is Wednesday, my dudes.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



canyoneer posted:

dog wrestling mask, eh?


All dogs are técnicos.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/DuckAlertsNOW/status/1282854984493658113

https://twitter.com/danbanbam/status/1282814957814333441

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Who do I need to know to get a job as a trout delivery man.

I knew in the back of my head they exist because stocked ponds. But never really put it together I could personally be the trout delivery man and I feel like I've made some mistakes in life.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp

Afriscipio posted:

It is Wednesday, my dudes.

actually it's tuesday

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Acebuckeye13 posted:

actually it's tuesday

https://twitter.com/no_probIem_/status/1282999561384951808

Follow this account and you'll always know whether or not it's Tuesday.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

canyoneer posted:

dog wrestling mask, eh?


Ah, el poochador!

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/daemonic3/status/1283087214654771203?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/TrentonHassles/status/1282756127265042433?s=20

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013


Anyone got the "the fish doesn't know what the gently caress" gif from forever ago?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/eggshellfriend/status/1283074584728580096?s=21

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://mobile.twitter.com/LouisPeitzman/status/1282731547016208384

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

YAS QUEEN

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

EL BROMANCE posted:

All dogs are técnicos.

Poochadores

Edit: don't forget to hit post

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/1282983071286009858?s=20

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

This shines a lot of light on the Musk thread.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

This shines a lot of light on the Musk thread.

Don't slander sharks by comparing them to Musk. He's much more of a mosquito, or maybe tapeworm.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Maybe one of those wasps that lays their eggs in stunned animals and let's their young slowly devour the host organism alive from the inside.


Actually, those horrible beast probably contribute something to the eco system, so it's still an unfair comparison.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


*liberal feminist voice* MORE 👏 FEMALE 👏 SEX 👏 TRAFFICKERS

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Mak0rz posted:

*liberal feminist voice* MORE 👏 FEMALE 👏 SEX 👏 TRAFFICKERS

Remember when a bunch of the New York media literati were openly supportive of this woman whose parents were human traffickers and people were mean to them?

Edit: LOL, found it:

https://twitter.com/jiatolentino/status/1263208982614814722

Just look at those fuckers.

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 23:28 on Jul 14, 2020

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Remember when a bunch of the New York media literati were openly supportive of this woman whose parents were human traffickers and people were mean to them?

Edit: LOL, found it:

https://twitter.com/jiatolentino/status/1263208982614814722

Just look at those fuckers.

So many white people falling over themselves to out "liberal" each other and argue that viewing a domestic slave from a white perspective is disrespectful to the parent's culture.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/memecrashes/status/1283161365016977409

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Thread:

https://twitter.com/JeremyMorrell/status/1282015831711453184

KDdidit
Mar 2, 2007



Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/CWBChicago/status/1283144266219495424

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/mrjacklope/status/1282833616544956416?s=21

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

wizzardstaff posted:

I realized what an understatement this was when I hit "273 more replies".

Holy cow I didn't notice that somehow, can't thank you enough for pointing it out!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/DeadassReagan/status/1282663270466252800

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/nathanwpyle/status/1098669522456899585

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/maplecocaine/status/1283219334706462720

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

zedprime posted:

Who do I need to know to get a job as a trout delivery man.

I knew in the back of my head they exist because stocked ponds. But never really put it together I could personally be the trout delivery man and I feel like I've made some mistakes in life.

Usually they are fish hatcheries and it's intense work sucking off each and every fish to collect the fish jizz to fertilize the eggs.

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