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Ragnar34: Oct 10, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

mind the walrus posted:

Please wipe my rear end then eat it like a crepe.

Mfw the bidet talk was happening

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Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah like at the very last page are they transforming into people or are the people into animals? I don't get it. Please wipe my rear end then eat it like a crepe.

# ? May 8, 2021 21:27

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

The Animal Farm segments were way worse than the Garfield segments, and I didn't even realize the comics had been released in a compilation, what kind of weirdo has that as his favorite book?

# ? May 8, 2021 21:56

Karia: Mar 27, 2013; Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Garrand posted:

"my favorite book, Animal farm" really took me out of it. Like it's obviously fake from basically the title but this one just isn't very good.

Yeah, everyone knows George Orwell's famous anti-communist novel is Animal House.

# ? May 8, 2021 22:31

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Karia posted:

Yeah, everyone knows George Orwell's famous anti-communist novel is Animal House.

Man and that movie adaptation..talk about something that didn't age well

# ? May 8, 2021 22:34

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/michaelwhitney/status/1390809923127230465

Decided to look up his website to see the whole page. I assumed it would sound less insane once the whole thing had been explained. Not so!

quote:

The long story short is that I was not her only boyfriend, but it was my apartment where she expired. If it was another boyfriend's apartment, you would have never heard of the case.

A bitter enemy of mine, District Attorney Seth Williams, decided to present this case to the Grand Jury after homicide detectives cleared me of any wrongdoing. He decided that he was going to get his headline at my expense because I defended his First Assistant District Attorney Joseph McGettigan, Esquire when he left the District Attorney's Office. Joe and I were good buddies, and when I was called by the Daily News for an interview, I said glowing things about Joe. This enraged Seth Williams, who decided that my life was a fun thing to play with.

Instead of me hiding and refusing to give a statement or explaining myself, I took to Facebook, and called him every name in the book. At one point, I actually offered to fight him in front of the District Attorney's Office with his 3 police guards observing. You see, Lynne Abraham, didn't need to pay 3 full-time cops to watch her day and night, with overtime coming out their ears. Seth Williams on the other hand had no regard for what this cost the City. However, he may have needed that type of protection if he did to others what he did to me. After all, if you are a crumb bum, you may have lots of enemies that will take a shot at you.

Here's the website if you're curious yourself.

# ? May 8, 2021 23:28

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

https://twitter.com/pickle_bee/status/1391113880470970378?s=21

(Beth�s a sex worker. MacAlpine is a notorious SWERF and TERF who lost her seat in the Scottish Parliament.)

# ? May 8, 2021 23:32

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

https://twitter.com/clhubes/status/1391146769380171777?s=20

# ? May 8, 2021 23:45

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1390953003969093636

It�s attested in the name of a fourteenth-century outlaw.

# ? May 9, 2021 00:40

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Good old Roger Fuckebythenavel.

# ? May 9, 2021 00:55

John Lee: Mar 2, 2013; A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Platystemon posted:

It�s attested in the name of a fourteenth-century outlaw.

Yeah, that's why the monk is the first unequivocal use.

# ? May 9, 2021 01:20

Owl at Home: Dec 25, 2014; Well hoot, I don't know if I can say no to that

Platystemon posted:

It�s attested in the name of a fourteenth-century outlaw.

The distant ancestor of the modern Heywood Jablome

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Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/fufupox/status/1390755853498675201?s=21

# ? May 9, 2021 01:48

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/ivadixit/status/1391102424241352704

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rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1...agenumber%3D842

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crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1391060125448867845?s=20

# ? May 9, 2021 02:34

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/vineyille/status/1385413349710696450?s=21

# ? May 9, 2021 02:58

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/mollypriddy/status/1391207990674472965

# ? May 9, 2021 03:14

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

crepeface posted:

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1391060125448867845?s=20

https://twitter.com/Patrick_Wyman/status/1391083292191903747

# ? May 9, 2021 03:32

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/CornOnTheGoblin/status/1390735781233299465?s=19

# ? May 9, 2021 04:43

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/eve6/status/1391246356468027392?s=21

# ? May 9, 2021 06:01

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

https://mobile.twitter.com/kylekinane/status/1387202899994808324

https://mobile.twitter.com/sheboyganscan/status/1387797443186728963

https://mobile.twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1388060217057976321

# ? May 9, 2021 07:26

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

https://twitter.com/incorrectgreeks/status/1391150925331402754?s=20

# ? May 9, 2021 07:28

MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

mind the walrus posted:

Please wipe my rear end then eat it like a crepe.

Oh, I see you're familiar with Heinlein.

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MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/ivadixit/status/1391102424241352704

https://twitter.com/ivadixit/status/1391147571238916101?s=1

https://twitter.com/DrPokoCN/status/1391248663926607875?s=19

Don't care if it's staged: poo poo's funny. That's not a cheap joke, there's commitment behind it.

# ? May 9, 2021 10:46

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

oh look it's Tom Green from two decades ago only not as creative and just as unfunny

# ? May 9, 2021 11:17

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

The first one was just barely plausible enough that I was able to suspend my disbelief for a good ol' small internet chuckle. Then I saw the second one and felt stupid for laughing at the first one.

Every time I see one of these videos where it's funny until suddenly they take it way too far and shatter the illusion, it reminds me of that angry kid who tried to shove a tv remote up his rear end.

# ? May 9, 2021 11:28

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

for some reason staged family blowups annoys me more than "Sticking People Up With A Real Gun In The Hood PRANK" bro type videos

# ? May 9, 2021 11:37

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Oh it's bam margera without skateboarding and the pedophile uncle. I think it's kinda funny of the mom is just caught in her idiot son's Instagram/youtuber bullshit, but these people are poo poo tier garbage soo.

# ? May 9, 2021 11:51

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Lol who knew goons would get so riled up by funny tiktok man.

# ? May 9, 2021 12:00

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Everybody knew.

# ? May 9, 2021 12:01

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Son of Rodney posted:

Oh it's bam margera without skateboarding and the pedophile uncle. I think it's kinda funny of the mom is just caught in her idiot son's Instagram/youtuber bullshit, but these people are poo poo tier garbage soo.

Wait, Don Vito is a Pedo?

# ? May 9, 2021 12:09

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

Nope. Was.

# ? May 9, 2021 12:16

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

EL BROMANCE posted:

Nope. Was.

I'm glad he got the help he needed :unsmith:

# ? May 9, 2021 13:44

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

the holy poopacy posted:

I'm glad he got the help he needed

un-molsta-la-breasta

# ? May 9, 2021 14:20

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/Brbhealth/status/1391146139186049024

https://twitter.com/lilstarfruits/status/1391195422673145856

https://twitter.com/cisjender/status/1390847388600782848

https://twitter.com/doioweyoumoney/status/1391016649776635906

# ? May 9, 2021 15:18

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

https://twitter.com/prophethusband/status/1391049736526999556?s=21

# ? May 9, 2021 16:36

ewiley: Jul 9, 2003; More trash for the trash fire

https://twitter.com/GarfieldScreens/status/1391020071884140549?s=20

# ? May 9, 2021 17:21

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/1391247309040664578?s=20

# ? May 9, 2021 18:03

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:58

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/cisjender/status/1390847388600782848

What

# ? May 9, 2021 19:45

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