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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1219706541831544837

I also hate the "BUCKLE THE gently caress UP" twitter voice

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

chitoryu12 posted:

He actually says in the thread that it's leftover roast beef from the day before, reheated.

it's not reheated if you never turned off the oven

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Inceltown posted:

That meat is boiled, most probably in milk.

Milk steak is a rare Philadelphia delicacy

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/shariaprelaw/status/1219634905212243972

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

New Mexico really does have the best state flag

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



https://twitter.com/chandlerriggs/status/785209094772842497?lang=en

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Double posting because lol
https://twitter.com/JFrankensteiner/status/1218648997277175810

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I thought Epstein wasn't actually a billionaire. Just in the hundreds of millions range.

Was Vilerat a billionaire?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Skwirl posted:

I thought Epstein wasn't actually a billionaire. Just in the hundreds of millions range.

If I have 1,000 dollars in my bank account and photos of someone with 10,000,000 dollars having sex with a child slave then I effectively have 10,001,000 dollars.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I'm being facile and oversimplifying a lot, but I think the consensus is that he had access to a very deep and wide pool of other people's money and we're just now starting to learn why.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1218888136685735941

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Pastry of the Year posted:

I'm being facile and oversimplifying a lot, but I think the consensus is that he had access to a very deep and wide pool of other people's money and we're just now starting to learn why.

Is it because of the pedophilia blackmail leverage

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014


haha kurt's hat is really big in that scene, i never noticed

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Finally, a relatable candidate!

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Finally, a relatable candidate!
















Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/strongfatwhite/status/1219822088871018496

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/MavenOfMayhem/status/1219651710932701184

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1219814220566536192?s=21

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

nankeen posted:

Hobbitsy stuff

... sure?

Edit for content:

https://twitter.com/o_poil/status/1219583877083209729

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 06:11 on Jan 22, 2020

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

This one speaks to me


https://twitter.com/mockferret/status/1219654687848390663?s=21

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

MNIMWA posted:

haha kurt's hat is really big in that scene, i never noticed

That movie was bad rear end and I can't believe we don't have more modern remakes. I mean they don't even need to worry about the copyright because it's the theme and not the setting that matters.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/fredtaming/status/1218234411054796800?s=21

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
i was implying that in conversation you are gandalf

personally i am gandalf in the streets, saruman in the sheets

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/MrPointyHead/status/1219720634881789953?s=20

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/destroyed4com4t/status/1219830573948006400

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I saw a man in a leather harness and now want pogroms. I've never seen a man in a leather harness before because I'm a time traveler from the 30s, specifically Berlin 1933 standing outside a beerhall.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Pastry of the Year posted:

I'm being facile and oversimplifying a lot, but I think the consensus is that he had access to a very deep and wide pool of other people's money and we're just now starting to learn why.

He was probably working with/for the CIA too, given his connections with Barr the elder, and acosta's sweetheart plea deal for him.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
https://twitter.com/limitlessjest/status/1219710524478443520

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/status/1219780065472348160

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
some goon is gonna make a "yesterday my colleague called me a book murderer because i cum all over my books" tweet

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Am i having a stroke or does this switch languages midsentence 17 words in?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



One More Fat Nerd posted:

Am i having a stroke or does this switch languages midsentence 17 words in?

It switches to a slang that was (perhaps still is, I dunno) used by gay people's back in the day - eek means face. Don't ask me about anything else, tho

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/effimai/status/1219010655677812737?s=21

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Read a page, rip it out, crumple it, and throw it onto the floor.

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

Samovar posted:

It switches to a slang that was (perhaps still is, I dunno) used by gay people's back in the day - eek means face. Don't ask me about anything else, tho

Polari. It was gay subculture slang used in the UK. It used a lot of Latin, theatre, public school, Romany, Irish, criminal and circus slang.

Some of it caught on in the mainstream - like naff (meaning bad) ogle, butch etc.

Mainly from it being used on the radio by Julian and Sandy (Kenneth Williams and Hugh Paddick) like their lawyer firm 'Bona Law' - 'Oh, we don't get much done. We have a criminal practice which takes up most of our time.'

Bona means good. Omi is man, palone is woman and I think Omi-palone is a lesbian. Orbs are eyes.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
When my mum worked as a teacher in Switzerland she had many eccentric colleagues.One would read a novel whilst cycling to work, and tear out each completed page as he rode. Absolute madman.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Whoah

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

"Kobe, tell me how my rear end tastes"
"Smoky, hints of currant"

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/LettersOfNote/status/1219978366457131008

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