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I salute the guy still trying to make fetch happen in 2020
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Thread: https://twitter.com/SimonDeDeo/status/1283505709901131776 Edit: https://twitter.com/dril/status/1283528822076223489
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Jul 16, 2020 00:44
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this is like the second time recently i've seen that weird tiny microphone
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Jul 16, 2020 00:47
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Sorry about your tiny tin dick.
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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1283528585660100608 https://twitter.com/PoorlyAgedStuff/status/1283533257905180673 https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1283417840213606402
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Jul 16, 2020 00:59
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it's a pretty big prawn, I guess, but you're not going to compete with Australia's Big Things in this regard. 
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Jul 16, 2020 01:45
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https://twitter.com/propublica/status/1283564447915741184
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https://twitter.com/MiahSaint/status/1277387012706713601?s=20 This is the only "I couldn't tweet for an hour, it was like surviving Nam" tweet that actually got a chuckle from me. https://twitter.com/BrettHamil/status/1283599034570010625?s=20 Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 04:10 on Jul 16, 2020 |
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Memento posted:it's a pretty big prawn, I guess, but you're not going to compete with Australia's Big Things in this regard. No six-gun 3/10.
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Jul 16, 2020 04:18
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The Subway lady knew about both of them. 
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Jul 16, 2020 06:54
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Push El Burrito posted:The Subway lady knew about both of them. I never understood how that worked because I thought the rings couldn't do permanent poo poo like that. Like a Green Lantern couldn't just will it and instantly get a house and the house would stay there after they left or took off the ring.
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Jul 16, 2020 07:43
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Memento posted:it's a pretty big prawn, I guess, but you're not going to compete with Australia's Big Things in this regard.  https://twitter.com/GoodSlides/status/1283755776217985024
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Jul 16, 2020 14:36
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https://mobile.twitter.com/rickynubes/status/1282697541306454017 Would the same for mine own posting enemies
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https://twitter.com/communistbops/status/1283485887586869254
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Push El Burrito posted:The Subway lady knew about both of them. There was a great issue of Justice Society i read a decade ago, where Captain Marvel and...like, Flag Girl or some poo poo, have fallen in love. I'm not looking up the character's name, she's the grand-daughter of Uncle Sam or Spirit of '76 or some ridiculous thing like that, all the Justice Society characters are so old that even their reboots are old. Anyway, she knows that he's actually Billy Batson, a kid like her who just transforms into "Captain Marvel," who physically looks totally different, like an adult in his 30s wearing an legally-distinct-not-Superman costume. But no one else on the team knows this, they know Marvel doesn't talk much about his home life, and they respect his privacy, maybe they think he lives on Olympus, or maybe he puts on glasses and works as a reporter. Anyway one of them, i think Wildcat, who dresses up like a big fat black panther and punches the poo poo out of people, notices a few glances between Marvel and Flag Girl, sets his teeth, and has super hosed-up locker room conversation with Captain Marvel, saying that there better not be anything between them, she's a child, you're better than this, and i won't tell anyone as long as you shut that poo poo down. And then Captain Marvel, he breaks up with Flag Girl, because he cares more about being respected by the team, and thinks they won't if he tells them he's actually a kid. And he's crying, and she's crying, and there's a time-traveling enemy of the team outside the window watching it all go down, who's searched the timestream to find their lowest moments so he can feel better about how many times they kicked his rear end. Get on this level, superhero film and television dramas. Doc Hawkins has a new favorite as of 19:05 on Jul 16, 2020 |
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https://twitter.com/chelseaperetti/status/1283820121362845696
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https://twitter.com/ki_eeks/status/1283479672962125825
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Doc Hawkins posted:There was a great issue of Justice Society i read a decade ago, where Captain Marvel and...like, Flag Girl or some poo poo, have fallen in love. I'm not looking up the character's name, she's the grand-daughter of Uncle Sam or Spirit of '76 or some ridiculous thing like that, all the Justice Society characters are so old that even their reboots are old. Anyway, she knows that he's actually Billy Batson, a kid like her who just transforms into "Captain Marvel," who physically looks totally different, like an adult in his 30s wearing an legally-distinct-not-Superman costume. But no one else on the team knows this, they know Marvel doesn't talk much about his home life, and they respect his privacy, maybe they think he lives on Olympus, or maybe he puts on glasses and works as a reporter. Anyway one of them, i think Wildcat, who dresses up like a big fat black panther and punches the poo poo out of people, notices a few glances between Marvel and Flag Girl, sets his teeth, and has super hosed-up locker room conversation with Captain Marvel, saying that there better not be anything between them, she's a child, you're better than this, and i won't tell anyone as long as you shut that poo poo down. This also happened to me
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Doc Hawkins posted:There was a great issue of Justice Society i read a decade ago, where Captain Marvel and...like, Flag Girl or some poo poo, have fallen in love. I'm not looking up the character's name, she's the grand-daughter of Uncle Sam or Spirit of '76 or some ridiculous thing like that, all the Justice Society characters are so old that even their reboots are old. Anyway, she knows that he's actually Billy Batson, a kid like her who just transforms into "Captain Marvel," who physically looks totally different, like an adult in his 30s wearing an legally-distinct-not-Superman costume. But no one else on the team knows this, they know Marvel doesn't talk much about his home life, and they respect his privacy, maybe they think he lives on Olympus, or maybe he puts on glasses and works as a reporter. Anyway one of them, i think Wildcat, who dresses up like a big fat black panther and punches the poo poo out of people, notices a few glances between Marvel and Flag Girl, sets his teeth, and has super hosed-up locker room conversation with Captain Marvel, saying that there better not be anything between them, she's a child, you're better than this, and i won't tell anyone as long as you shut that poo poo down. Believe it or not the guy who wrote this has been one of the primary architects of DC Comics for the last 20 years and this was considered one of his better moments as a writer.
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https://twitter.com/philipglass/status/1283854000392151041?s=21
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https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1283491753455222784 I think this'd be a lot funnier if it were true.
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That's the same guy who made a YouTube career out of doing autopsies on other famous YTers, and just did an hour-long video of him and hundreds of other YTers doing a greenscreen convention together in place of the actual VidCon (which is apparently where they all go?) and honestly looks like a fuckton of editing work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjrFexznSn0 Weird world.
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Skwirl posted:I never understood how that worked because I thought the rings couldn't do permanent poo poo like that. Like a Green Lantern couldn't just will it and instantly get a house and the house would stay there after they left or took off the ring. IIRC around that time frame they actually indicated that the reason those things couldn't happen was because they required an absolutely tremendous amount of willpower and the Guardians specifically train GLs that it was impossible to make that harder. In the Justice League the heroine Ice temporarily got Guy Gardner's ring and was able to use it to fix Professor Ivo's immortality-giving deformities by wishing very hard, while Guy sputters that it is impossible.
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https://twitter.com/tokyosexwhale/status/1283337304967348224?s=20
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Jul 17, 2020 01:05
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Do we have photos of MAGA turds smugly showing off pantries stuffed with Goya frijoles negros, yet? I am a long-time consumer of Goya products, but they are completely off my list, now.
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mind the walrus posted:Believe it or not the guy who wrote this has been one of the primary architects of DC Comics for the last 20 years and this was considered one of his better moments as a writer. i can find half of this very believable
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Glass owns.
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https://twitter.com/whyangelinawhy/status/1283904782172860422?s=21
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Doc Hawkins posted:There was a great issue of Justice Society i read a decade ago, where Captain Marvel and...like, Flag Girl or some poo poo, have fallen in love. I'm not looking up the character's name, she's the grand-daughter of Uncle Sam or Spirit of '76 or some ridiculous thing like that, all the Justice Society characters are so old that even their reboots are old. Anyway, she knows that he's actually Billy Batson, a kid like her who just transforms into "Captain Marvel," who physically looks totally different, like an adult in his 30s wearing an legally-distinct-not-Superman costume. But no one else on the team knows this, they know Marvel doesn't talk much about his home life, and they respect his privacy, maybe they think he lives on Olympus, or maybe he puts on glasses and works as a reporter. Anyway one of them, i think Wildcat, who dresses up like a big fat black panther and punches the poo poo out of people, notices a few glances between Marvel and Flag Girl, sets his teeth, and has super hosed-up locker room conversation with Captain Marvel, saying that there better not be anything between them, she's a child, you're better than this, and i won't tell anyone as long as you shut that poo poo down. Flag Girl could just date Billy Batson though? Just keep pretending not to know he's Captain Marvel and just tell everyone he's her completely normal, age-appropriate boyfriend?
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Jul 17, 2020 04:45
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"Clicks of Harry Potter slash fan fiction has skyrocketed."
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There's something extremely apt about Taco Bell being Arizona's
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