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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


I think the blue throne should win the throne game, or whichever one peter dinklage sits on. Can dragons win?

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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Piell posted:

The STDH thread is that way

It's all real, I saw the whole thing.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Phy posted:

It's been an awful long time since I watched any wrestling. When did Vince's body go from "person" to "two toddlers standing side by side on the shoulders of a third toddler"

When he got a job at the business factory.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


chitoryu12 posted:

If you're a professional musician there's a lot of musical influence that dates back to before you were born. Van Halen isn't like Star Wars as a permanent cultural touchstone for multiple generations but they're also a band that remained famous and commonly played on the radio and in films/TV decades after their most prominent songs were recorded, and Eddie Van Halen is the kind of guitarist that everyone who plays more guitar than a few acoustic songs to get laid at parties knows. They're one of the best selling music artists of all time, so a professional musician having never heard of them before when they're still alive and performing is actually really weird. Then again, Billie's music is really generic and interchangeable with a ton of other modern bands and she'll probably be forgotten in the sands of time long before Van Halen.

OK boomer. There's no reason for anyone born after 1995 to know who Van Halen are, or anyone born after 1985 to care.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Curling green vaginal crisps

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


https://twitter.com/TwopTwips/status/1257955945390489600

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Samuringa posted:

this is great, my favorite is the one with the christian denominations



Is there any connection with the Anglican one or did they just have one dril tweet and religion left at the end that didn't fit together?

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



What happened to :colbert: ?

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Memento posted:

The game has a crossover with the Avatar cartoon (good) but the website is saying that it has a crossover with the Avatar movie by M. Night Shyamalan (execrable) and people are calling them idiots for not doing their research, as if RPS are saying that the movie is the only Avatar that exists.

These people are even dumber because the pictures in the tweet and the linked article are from the cartoon.

'Surprising new skins' because the film changed the races of the characters so the bad guys had darker skin than the heroes.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Killingyouguy! posted:

Yeah forearms are normal in a way feet aren't

'My kink is normal, everyone else is a perv'

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Son of Rodney posted:

Lady die, so what

How come we call princess Diana princess die, but don't call the queen queen kill?

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Super Soaker Party! posted:

he said, posting on something awful

If there's one thing goons are good at, it's using their wanking hand

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Memento posted:

gently caress someone's giving Adelaide a run for their money in the "who has the worst local food" stakes.

Its different names for a pie barm, a scallop barm with mushy peas and steak pudding, that's just normal chippy food.

number 1 snake fan posted:

It's called Scots English, dunno what you can't understand

:confused: Are you that brony who does the Scots wiki?

Strawman has a new favorite as of 08:58 on Oct 1, 2020

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Memento posted:

A halal snack pack is normal chippy food. loving mushy peas? Get out of here.

OK, you don't have chippys in your country, fair enough. Fish, chips, mushy peas, gravy, curry, pies, puddings and sausage are the bare minimum requirements to qualify. Ideally they also do chinese.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


zoux posted:

No I simply don’t wish death on anyone because I am a grown up

I hope Trump lives to kill many more people, anything else would be immature

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


zoux posted:

Thats not what I’m saying, that's a complete- oh, I get it

Those are the two options, you can hope he stops being a twat, but lol if you think that's anything but delusional.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Milo and POTUS posted:

God does love murdering defenseless people is what you're saying?

Yes? (assuming we're talking about the biblical God).

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



I notice he didn't include the reactions of the people he creeped out

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


https://twitter.com/AdrianRMG/status/1254742269686624257

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



they're all chinks :thejoke:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


trapped mouse posted:

Remember Shanley? Well she's still posting!



That's definitely a shanley take

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Platystemon posted:

I disagree with Foone on vibrating guitar strings not involving sound.

Sound can exist in media other than air. Steel is a fine medium.

Foone probably has a thread or two with acoustic delay line memory, even.

You get the sound, it just isn't recorded, the signal the pickups send to the amp is.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gavin-barwell-conservative-mp-blunder-1772319

an oldie but a goodie

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


freeedr posted:

Common American name: Sodomy

How is it any weirder than calling your kid Horny?

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Regarde Aduck posted:

Weird thing is no one ever does this with up and down. Up and down are self evident in a way left and right are not. But why?

Up and down are the same for everyone, no one has the same right and left, that wouldn't make any sense.

Skwirl posted:

There's an aboriginal tribe in Australia that, before European interaction, had no concept of right and left, they just all had an instinctual knowledge of the cardinal directions and used them instead. So they'd say stuff like "what's that thing on your North side?"

But cardinals can only move diagonally, they're bishops :confused:

Strawman has a new favorite as of 05:22 on Dec 24, 2020

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


:nws:https://twitter.com/KahamHamidu/status/1359080006849331200:nws:

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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Elviscat posted:

It also rhymes with fan, making it easy to make a rap about a guy named stan who is your biggest fan.

Then why wasn't his name Dan or Can, both of which also rhyme with fan and are real names? :colbert:

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Elviscat posted:

Wh.... who is named Can? Short for Candice?

Emre Can, Can Phillips, Can Davies, Can Hu... the list is endless

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



gently caress Josh Swain, he's a coward

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


https://twitter.com/Scouse_MaTweet/status/1393992443150757888

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


https://twitter.com/Ciara87C/status/1400477436605775875

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


I'm just glad there was only one veteran, so they didn't go for lemonparty

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



https://twitter.com/ykarps/status/1404660131166576642

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



https://twitter.com/manuel_mg/status/1414333322617098245

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Yestermoment posted:

The truly best part of that episode is what IceT says right before this, but I've never seen on Youtube:


"This ain't no POKER GAME. Y'all are having sex with each other!"

So it's a pokim game?

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Skwirl posted:

Why are the best people at twitter ones who absolutely despise it?

It's a despicable medium.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


What about those tattoos that make it look like your arm got ripped open and you have cyborg parts inside? Those are badass.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Lobok posted:

I just love how bad of an idea it was for Adrian Brody to do that. Like the obvious terrible part is him doing a Sean Paul impression but even just the basic idea of using the musical guest intro for your own secret, impromptu little bit is a loving dumb move for several reasons.

I think the worst part was 'kill the batty boy', tbh.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Milo and POTUS posted:

...is that a bomb joke

It's the exact opposite of a bomb, a banger.

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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Frank Frank posted:

:rolleyes:

You have a nice evening. You are literally attempting to reframe the discussion in a way that’s inappropriate. At no point did I say “I don’t believe sexual assault allegations”.

What's the difference between assuming something isn't true because you 'want to see the good in people' and not believing it? Why wouldn't you try to see the good in his accusers by not assuming they're all lying?

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