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dialhforhero posted:For what it’s worth, many German words for a number of things (like animals) are the description of what it does, looks like, or what happens to it. Some of these are similar in other languages, some are reflected in English, and others are just...interesting. 'Kranken' being the German word for sick is the best because it also means you get Krankenhaus and Krankenwagen.
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number 1 snake fan posted:Outdoor cats are not heartwarming. They are terrible pests who decimate native wildlife. Twitter has blessed us with two main characters today. We got bean dad and tampon string guy: https://twitter.com/PaperFoxx/status/1345295779561234433
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Splicer posted:I AM SAMPSAN DON'T DON'T HAVE COW MAN
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I automatically read 'you're absolutely right Piss Wizard in a Scottish accent and I think it's because of this classic: https://twitter.com/goudie15/status/697496675720495105?lang=en
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Perhaps the joy he got from sleeping with his son's girlfriend outweighed the hurt his son felt, so from a utilitarian perspective...
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Organza Quiz posted:This is the better one, a housecat can put a person in hospital with a single bite. They're cool cause they could kill us without breaking a sweat and choose to tolerate our bullshit instead. https://twitter.com/marginoferror/status/935937659888836609
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Holy poo poo a millionaire who actually gets it. It's like seeing a unicorn in the wild.
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CommonShore posted:If TK's shack had been a sexy sex shack he would have been rounded up and arrested long before the first bomb went off. The love shack is a little old place where we can Hate technology
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I knew I'd seen that art style somewhere before.
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OwlFancier posted:I enjoy the idea that there was no room to fit any sort of "can you eat this" routine into the brain of the pelican so they just try to eat everything. God was trying a minmax build where he made INT the dump stat and put all the points into beak.
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rodbeard posted:I hope you meant to say Ted Kaczynski. Ah poo poo, I absolutely did
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I feel like most cats would be flipping the gently caress out a few seconds after this.
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For sale: baby shoes, made from real babies
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vyelkin posted:Hemingway thinks he's so hot with his 6-word story but I've got him beat with a 4-word story, "Baby had huge feet." Baby; for sale. 
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zoux posted:Where is everyone going? Omelas sounds great Look, from a purely Utilitarian perspective...
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runchild posted:It’s presumably referencing the Qanon beliefs that a) Tom Hanks is a high ranking member of an evil cabal and b) the cabal has secret tunnels everywhere for trafficking, imprisoning, rituals, etc. The latter is a relatively common idea in Illuminati-style conspiracy thinking. For some reason I assumed it was a reference to that one scene in The Fugitive, a movie that I now know featured a complete absence of Tom Hanks.
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zedprime posted:Wanna hear that degauss. Ka-CHUNNNNNNG
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Are we talking fit jungle chimp or fat, chain-smoking TV chimp? A chimp will gently caress you up regardless of lifestyle
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Arsenic Lupin posted:https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1393171200398999553 Musk got into cryptocurrency cos it's a market he can tweet-manipulate without getting into trouble, right?
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Ford is Fix Or Repair Daily and FIAT is Fix It Again Tomorrow 
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vyelkin posted:What show or movie or book series was it where fans guessed the ending so they changed the ending? I feel like Lost did that too because everyone immediately guessed that the big twist was they were all dead and they panicked. I cannot understand why writers bother to do this. When you're a few people up against a millions-strong organic neural net there's no way you're going to write a completely surprising ending without it being a total rear end pull. Just finish the story as intended and let the people who guessed feel smug.
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Pookah posted:Tony Hawk is like a guy who is in the afterlife paying for crimes that aren't even crimes. He did sell some sort of skate video as an NFT lately, so he does have some crimes to pay for.
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Vincent posted:While we may not agree on which number is the largest, we can all come together and recognize that 1 is the loneliest number. There has been a great deal of research into the fact that two can be as bad as one1, please do some fact checking before you spout nonsense like this. 1Nilsson et al., 1969
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The clit reminds him too much of pearls
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Wives definitely cost less than $5000 a litre
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smellmycheese posted:Gogarty? What a deep cut from a very specific time. I amused/annoyed my friends by doing a reading of his article in the voice of a stereotypical rah.
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