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toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
I don't know why the idea of 'forklift certification' is so...interesting to me. It's just a license for a specialized vehicle, but man..."Forklift Certification"...I once got on an Uber ride with a guy taking Forklift Certification, he's going to the examination site straight after delivering me and man...I'd like to know if he passes. Gave him five stars and everything.

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toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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I never expected Lady Gaga and Lady Biden's Husband to team up like this.

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toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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drat, why do people (or just this guy?) hate a children's tv show so much?

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Yeah, speedruns rule!

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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frankenfreak posted:

You know what they say: "Be gay, do crimes!"

In 72 countries, the sentence morphs to "Be gay, be crime!"

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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I hope there's more videos of sea shanty adaptation of modern songs, like the "bardcore" trend or the 80's remix. I really like this.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Here's what a sigma male is, because I hate learning it. It's just an Alpha so Alpha he's outside the Alpha-Beta classification, man

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toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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I don't even realize it's possible for the Vice-President of the Greatest Country on Earth to be bankrupt. I don't expect them to be absurdly rich, but I'd expect them to be able to coast on leisurely until their deaths.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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I have failed for years to understand what stock is, so I'll just chalk this up to those crazy Redditors bankrupting a bunch of Wall Street lunatics with their own Reddit lunacy.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Elviscat posted:

This is fun, because you could bounce your Jewish forest fire laser off the reflectors the Apollo missions left on the moon.

But is the Moon Jewish?

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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The nature of memes is that eventually they'll get together.

https://twitter.com/JoshConstine/status/1354697609366016001

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Subjunctive posted:

at last, a supportive partner

Then why am I doing all the work?

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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FFT posted:

Cats can infect human brains just by giving a poo poo

Nobody ever checked cats if their brains can be infected by humans, maybe the infection is mutual.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Super cool, but absolutely maddening to keep clean.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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I'd expect a statistician to know how important it is to take time to digest a lot of data to get something right. What's happening with Silver?

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Ohhh, that 'Elfrid Payton' guy has a twitter account where he pretends to be some anonymous person so he can be his own fan or something. I glazed over because I thought it's a sports reference, but it's just your classic sockpuppetry!

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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If Nate Silver had stuck to baseball statistics, he could stick with the title 'sabermetrician'. That title is so cool, man.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
A semantic question: are workers who work at a farm not 'farmers'? Is it like a difference between 'land-owners' and 'planters' or 'harvesters'?

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toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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If you want to try this, I need to emphasise that you must not naruto run. If you naruto run into the wall, the erection will get stronger.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Whoa, a bit broad, saying all romance novels are pornography.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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My parents in Indonesia had this expectation that it's their responsibility to clean the areas of the street outside their home. They even cleaned the clogged gutter.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

Is this brother a good representative of preppers in general (ie they're just indulging in violent revolution fantasies), or is he just a particularly inept prepper? I'd assume preppers would have prepared for situations of no power source.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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The worst for me was when it's just audio of them walking around, but yeah, I believe it was three episodes long? Such a huge waste of time, and I've listened to the pro-murderer spin-off Serial podcast several times.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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D-don't talk about the H-word in polite company!!

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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FFT posted:

Bean Dad: inappropriate deprivation

Match Mom: inappropriate instigation ignition

where'd the FOOF thread go
The kid will learn how to open cans using fire.

I don't get it.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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This makes me wonder, how do mathematicians (topologists?) talk about this sort of transformation on paper? How do you describe this transformation?

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toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Whoo, Biden! Biden! Biden!

edit: content
https://twitter.com/Afromanticist/status/1365927680923881472
It's magic

toanoradian has a new favorite as of 06:31 on Mar 1, 2021

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Surely the world isn't bad enough for there to be a holocaust denier who's Jewish.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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https://twitter.com/jfruh/status/1367571998285557760

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Captain Monkey posted:

Can we please not have yet another wavelength derail in PYF?

How many have there been? On a scale from "never" to "every post is a wavelength"?

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Humphreys posted:

Dickhead should be happy then.

I genuinely have forgotten most of the Shrek quadrilogy's plots. I remember few plots like Puss-in-Boots battle or Shrek 1 twist, but other than that it's all star.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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https://twitter.com/ethanisimon/status/1369491980091203584

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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https://twitter.com/tmychow/status/1369975644080254980
(Alan Greenspan, Ben Bernanke, Janet Yellen, Jerome Powell)

I didn't know this could be done.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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New joke schema discovered:
https://twitter.com/TheBSharp/status/1370732054430810114
https://twitter.com/jeennizzle/status/1370820584787963905
https://twitter.com/diegheaux/status/1370795701341458434
https://twitter.com/TbhItsKay/status/1370551830443220992
https://twitter.com/GayvidDowdle/status/1370544644346552322
https://twitter.com/NickEnaigbe/status/1370841399520862209

I love them so much

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Technically there's no single center, so yay, decentralization!

Do any of the original promises of bitcoin as a technology still stand? It's not secure, it's not stable, it's not even decentralized.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Yeah, you think you all smart, knowing bitcoin?

Explain money. how do they work?

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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I really can't get enough of these types of tweets

https://twitter.com/sovereignnovels/status/1371327889501720579
https://twitter.com/noleftairpod/status/1370793062943842308
https://twitter.com/yungnastybitch/status/1370465152911372291

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Yoshi Wins posted:

I feel freed by the knowledge that humanity is too stupid to survive. I’m just going to try to be nice to people and have a good time.

Stupidity is so stupid, it can't even extinguish a stupid species within 350,000 years. It sucks, I don't think stupidity's strong enough.

edit:
https://twitter.com/NouveauDeco/status/1371379063055659011

toanoradian has a new favorite as of 14:34 on Mar 15, 2021

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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https://twitter.com/Gaby_Moss/status/1366605913034027010

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toanoradian
May 31, 2011


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Dareon posted:

There it is.

The neckbeard of toothbrush mustaches.

Elysiume posted:

The way it lines up with his nostrils makes it look like he didn't clean up a bloody nose. Just some crusty blood smear left behind, two halves each centered under a nostril.

"This fascist looks like an ugly Hitler,"
-goons absolutely on fire

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