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Captain Monkey posted:hoard of a hundred or so cyclists What kinda bullshit dragon hoards cyclists?
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You're gonna have to put a lot of effort into stopping me from wearing a keffiyeh over my whole head everywhere I go now. Pandemic masking rules.
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Skwirl posted:I don't understand what could possess someone to think they could talk poo poo to Kris Kristofferson's face. Or tell someone "no lefty poo poo" at Willie fuckin Nelson's birthday party.
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Father Dagon has entered the chat.
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Memento posted:F. Thot Bitchgerald is a drat good username She also played Dewey on Malcolm in The Middle.
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https://twitter.com/GatorsDaily/status/1357347243393568773?s=19 Gators Daily is a treasure.
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zoux posted:Cereal is a type of soup. Oatmeal is a stew.  Edit: Content https://twitter.com/dril/status/1358887764813512704?s=19 This take is coming itt any day now. UwUnabomber has a new favorite as of 22:42 on Feb 8, 2021 |
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Taber posted:The Twisted Tea beatdown also had that take in one of these threads. That's why i was bringing it up.
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Killing yourself is telling the manager of earth you're not coming here ever again.
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Sorry, last page. But is this the origin of the name of that goofy mask that protects Crash Bandicoot?
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I thought I was deep in horny Twitter but no one is horny for the boat yet.
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Y'all are forgetting everyone's favorite syphilitic seadog, Blackbeard.
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D-Pad posted:It was one of the weirdest experiences in my life. For that hour and a half I became rain man. Suddenly I understood everything and blew through it. Aced the test and passed the class. I confirmed with some classmates that the test wasn't a softball the professor threw us and was hard. I was so weirded out I went back to the book to do some problems after and couldn't make heads or tails of them. Yeah ive taken Adderall too.
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https://twitter.com/dubsteppenwolf/status/1377709479597285380?s=19 GG Allin Turing is still the best name on Twitter.
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I'm a note from a sweatshop worker pleading for help in a box of assorted adult novelties headed for a truck stop bath room in Altoona.
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ultrafilter posted:Mystery Men is due for a comeback. It's a good send-up of superhero stories that was released at absolutely the wrong time. Tom Waits is in this movie and it rules hard.
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Danaru posted:Who the gently caress is named Stan? 
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Pththya-lyi posted:Good news everyone! Do you know how pissed im gonna be when I don't turn into an orc on my birthday?
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And as far as them actually happening my username came from a Facebook group chat dogpile stemming from the typo "The Ironic Sheik."
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If the Joshes I know are any indication there were more than a few sex offenders.
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I work at a car wash and we have a biker lady in her fifties or so comes in with a rear window decal proclaiming FORD- Five Orgasms Required Daily
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Platystemon posted:Why does a bike have a rear window?
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Biplane posted:
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"Flat tire" Jesus Christ thats good. Edit for bad snipe: I hate this world. https://twitter.com/donlemon/status/1438293631375380482?s=19
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Milo and POTUS posted:anyone have those tweets about the priest who could not get over how jacked Jesus would have been I would also like to see this.
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Ive done that exact job and lmao gently caress that doofus. 14 isn't even close to enough.
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