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Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


It sounds like the problem might just be white nurses

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Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Tiny Lowtax posted:

What game is that

Pathologic

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


MizPiz posted:

Materialists: "There's no force or entity that exists outside our universe influencing our reality"

https://twitter.com/FSantosFritz/status/1210643715573854214?s=19

How can this be real. Especially after Kamala's father. God is mocking us.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome



Can someone explain to me what sort of brain poison operates in Britain that loving androgynous gay rockstars are also somehow gender essentialists.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


There's no goddamn way that was made with natural sapphire. It has to be a lab-grown block worth probably a few thousand. Most of that price-tag is just a stupid tax on people who see the word Sapphire and assume this must have been some rare gemstone. The largest blue sapphire ever found fits in the palm of you hand at it would have taken a stone at least that size to carve something like that watch case.

Beelzebufo has a new favorite as of 21:20 on Jan 20, 2020

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://twitter.com/metaauthor/status/896090085896015872?s=09

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Lol what did Trump do now?

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Mayo Pete is the final assimilation of gay politics into the white professional class hive mind, filing down all the edges and anything subversive or antiestablishment in favor of saying that corporate robots can marry the same gender, and that's all that needed to happen. Protestant heterosexuality without women. When the modern day movement really ramped up in the wake of AIDS, they were demanding an end to police brutality and universal healthcare. Now it's making sure gay millionaires can pass on their wealth to their partners, and making sure they all vote Democrat.

All that needs to be said is that Pete's husband was that he cancelled an event at a gay bar at the last minute because there was a dancing poll on the background. Not a show, just the poll. But that was enough to detract from their nauseating "wholesome" image, so gently caress you members of the community I'm courting.

E: cursed phoneposting

Beelzebufo has a new favorite as of 16:43 on Feb 5, 2020

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/status/1224878008311275521?s=09

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Is this a stupid "well sometimes Venus is on the other side of the sun" technically correct thing? Venus is still closest by minimum distance from Earth, even if it's not always at that distance.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


I realize is me being a killjoy pedant, but i find that dumb because it's literally saying "Did you know that the radius of a circle or elliptoid is always smaller than the diameter?"

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://twitter.com/PuuroK/status/1224752252180627457?s=09

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://mobile.twitter.com/roboplato/status/1225810455098163200?s=09

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


New actors maybe, but all these celebrities are investing their money into things and are capitalists in their own right, and can in many ways dictate what portion of the studio's budget will belong to them alone, undercutting most of the other people in the production, since they own a resource (their likeness and name) that can't be easily cut or replaced. Steve Jobs did start his career as a technician, but by the end of his life he was a capitalist. It's the same thing.

Athletes straight up are exploited, they destroy their bodies so the people above them can make absurd amounts of money.

Beelzebufo has a new favorite as of 04:48 on Feb 11, 2020

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome



That's certainly a... unique way of interpreting that movie.

The internet hot take machine produces strange and terrifying things sometimes.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://mobile.twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1227963544433385472

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Shitposting!? On Something Awful dot com?!?!?!?

:monocle:

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


gleebster posted:

It's more of an eye rhyme, but I'd also like to believe that Canadians pronounce "guillotine" as "gwillowtine", rhyming with pine or nine.

No we don't. That sounds like maybe something the Maritimes would do.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


doverhog posted:

Pronounce pipeline as piip peh lean :downs:

Sounds like something a French canadian would do.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


I love this tactic of white anger in Twitter of listing every white person who is good at [topic] they can think of.

"What about Fred Astaire huh?"

Great to just have my lists of pale people by relative skill level, ready to defend the honor of the white race that I'm totally not thinking about until someone else brings it up. I don't even see color!

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


This is blowing my mind. :psyduck:

It's like asking if you know what a paragraph is. It's so basic to my understanding of writing that the idea that people don't have a term for it is baffling.

:psyduck::psyduck::psyduck:

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Sulla Faex posted:

I hope this sudden insight into regional/dialectal/lingual differences hasn't impacted your Geborgenheit at all. It can be troubling to discover words and concepts that aren't easily expressed in other languages

German is cheating

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Ambitious Spider posted:

I had no idea he was a goon. But yea dude's on a roll

Trueanon is a goon?

Gross. Deleting that podcast from my feeds

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://twitter.com/iknownaama/status/1245652204704260096

Note: tweeter also ran the taylor swift fan account

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://twitter.com/DylanTeeBH/status/1249997342150987784

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://twitter.com/StefanieNaps/status/1250095800195133445?s=09

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://twitter.com/A_Rosie_Life/status/1251275590717501440

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


to be fair

https://twitter.com/PDog119/status/1252139624438390784

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome



Man I saw so many new variations of the horny on main meme in that thread.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Dick Trauma posted:

Please read this full thread because it is good and you will feel good.

https://twitter.com/phil_torres/status/1252715297926025216

I do like how the first tweet makes it seem like he's just happy those ducks feel into a sewer.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SarahMackAttack/status/1252657839216168967

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://twitter.com/TerribleRat/status/1252381694746783746

I sometimes think about what it would be like to try and explain a cross-section of twitter memes to someone from 100 years ago. Just the sheer density of injokes and weird idea mutations you'd have to walk throught to give the context to this form of communication.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


fizzymercy posted:

You don't have to go back 100 years. I'm from today and I don't understand that post. Twitter memes are all bonkers.

I actually had to look up the ghana swag funeral meme cause that one had escaped me.


That's a meme now btw.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

It's like the biggest meme in the world right now lol

I know, I don't know how I missed it!

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Mak0rz posted:

Is... is that part about sunlight even true? :psyduck:

Yes, at least some studies have shown that COVID-19 detectability rapidly decreases with exposure to UV, with high heat and moisture also helping. Basically, viruses are not meant to exist outside of hosts for long, their evolution doesn't prepare them for that, so the virions become non-viable at a steady rate in those environments, and these same features were seen in SARS. The only thing though is that surface transmission has not been the main reason vector for spreading the virus, it's being close to other people who are shedding it in droplets and as an aerosol. Being outside impedes, but it doesn't mean you should get close to people because UV effects are not instantaneous. The risk is still going to be people with no symptoms super spreading it around to all their volleyball friends.

I do love the idea of shoving a UV light into someone and just watching their organs start to liquify, especially if it was a UVC light. OR you could get dialysis going and treat their blood with UV and destroy all the hemoglobin.

Beelzebufo has a new favorite as of 17:00 on Apr 24, 2020

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I was confused for a minute. I was thinking, "He looks awfully good for a dude in his eighties." I finally realized his parents must not have been part of the "every single member" thing.

I'm pretty sure that video is from the late 200x's. That's Norman Finklestein, and checking wikipedia he was born in 1953, so yes his parents were both in the camps as adults.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://mobile.twitter.com/ChappellTracker/status/1262899708118392834

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Already posted

https://twitter.com/StephenMorganTV/status/1266078150880092163

Beelzebufo has a new favorite as of 21:13 on May 28, 2020

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome



Lol at all these people just finding out the gay male community is full of racists.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Griefor posted:

Look, whether these strides are the biggest is hard to quantify and though I believe that it is impossible to prove. But you cannot deny that it is effective. Fred Hampton was not assassinated because his coalition would have petered out by itself, his coalition was feared by the rich elite enough for them to commit a pretty large scale conspiracy to get rid of it. The fact is that poor whites and poor minorites share a lot of interests and if they can align they can can attain a majority in a democratic process, which is why the rich elite practices a divide and conquer approach against it. I'm not talking about fighting against foreign invaders, governments, or systems, I'm talking about eroding a group of people holding hateful beliefs. You cannot punch a hateful belief out of someone.

Fred Hampton reached out to poor working class white people who were racist as a default in american society, not suburban nazis like richard spencer. If the story of Hampton should teach you anything, it's that the western nation state (bigger than just america) is racist by design. It's not incidental to the US that it has a racial hierachy, it is absolutely required to maintain the wealth distribution and yes, :ussr:create a desperate surplus army of labour:ussr:.

In a world where that system is dismantled, yes, whatever society follows should not vindictivly punish people for racist beliefs they held as a result of the system they inhabited. But that's different than fighting against it now, or it's agents, many of who a) know what they are doing and b) are defending their class interests at the expense of those below them and will therefor never stop until they are forced to. The young patriots where dirt-poor appalachians struggling to exist in Chicago. They could be reached. But that's because they shared class interests, there was commonality and solidarity there.

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Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


There's no competition between those two ideals. It's not like Antifa is raiding Nazi's in their homes. You can still be for deprogramming but recongize the need for self-defence.

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