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Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/loresjoberg/status/1136157841620738049

# ¿ Jun 5, 2019 10:03

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:55

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

killer crane posted:

Good God, "The Roommate" is both the best and the worst badass name. I can't even wrap my mind around it.

You better not gently caress with The Roommate.

I can't get over how great "He's Goin' Down The Hill" is.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2019 03:09

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/1141648964737032193

# ¿ Jun 20, 2019 15:31

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Multiple threads about how the Philly explosion could have been really, really, really bad.

https://twitter.com/gwensnyderPHL/status/1142551735191384064

# ¿ Jun 24, 2019 02:33

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

This is related to UFOs somehow I can feel it.

https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1143480901948641280

# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 13:58

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

This is beautiful.

https://twitter.com/lauraolin/status/1144356098062897152

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 04:09

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/Natariouslie/status/1128873572015853569

# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 04:47

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Cleretic posted:

There's rumor of her being played by Melissa McCarthy, so if that's happening, you're gonna have some fun.

Lizzo or they should cancel the whole thing now.

Good doggo:

https://twitter.com/Molly_Kats/status/1148351768499236864

# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 03:57

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1148386505624133632

George Wallace is such a pro follow.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 07:50

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/hels/status/1147329393234206722

# ¿ Jul 10, 2019 06:30

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/longwall26/status/1149726844385521665

# ¿ Jul 13, 2019 02:24

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/80skillerqueen/status/1148985212732354560

# ¿ Jul 17, 2019 06:22

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/grain_death/status/1154431264591613953?s=19

This is the best! I secretly hope this is a toad with a phone, on a person-by-person campaign to improve toad recognition.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2019 03:14

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Claeaus posted:

https://twitter.com/pal_three/status/1158888364755566593
The angry replies and "respectfully just gonna have to disagree" is what makes this.

That's right up there with "You don't count what day it is when counting days."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eECjjLNAOd4

# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 07:05

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/1163608461495508992

# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 02:15

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Claeaus posted:

Time for a shout out to George Wallace's shout outs:

I laugh at his pinned tweet every time I see it. EVERY TIME.

https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1010714511597137921

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 06:13

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

That�s a pretty weak troll. At least it seems to be mostly spelled correctly. But he is the antithesis of the thread, never darken it with him again.

On the other hand...
https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1167088585788387328

# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 16:05

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1167297379483049989

# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 06:36

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Shut up Meg posted:

I know what you mean, but it;s actually the Beef & Dairy Network podcast

https://www.beefanddairynetwork.com/page/7
Episode 5 - Dustin France
7mins in, but you should listen to the whole thing to get the vibe.

I have listened to the first five episodes today and wow, this does go some places.

Dog Rates with a dad joke of a tweet

https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1167573018215735297

# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 00:31

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/capnwatsisname/status/1167608540359323648

# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 04:51

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/supermathskid/status/1172794487963312128

# ¿ Sep 14, 2019 19:29

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

This was posted back in March but I just spent 15 minutes trying to find it so here it is again.

https://twitter.com/MattNegrin/status/1105902775316213761

# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 04:46

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Zipperelli. posted:

George Wallace is such a pro-follow it's unreal. My man kills it on twitter like John Dingell or whatever the senators name is.

Seriously! He is so good at one-liners. Been cracking up at this one all night.

https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1178132942821847040

# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 05:36

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/1186820831445311488

# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 03:28

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/sparksjls/status/1188472122995286018

# ¿ Oct 27, 2019 18:04

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Lmao I thought it was going to be a house of leaves type of creepy pasta and certainly didn't expect that

So does the person burn everything they own or the entire building? I could see it going either way.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2019 04:35

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/jacobccfisher/status/1198610836341719042

NICE ONE!!

# ¿ Nov 26, 2019 04:06

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Today I learned that many children long for olives, vacuum cleaners, and office supplies. Great thread!

https://twitter.com/pronounced_ing/status/1209855429775364104

# ¿ Dec 25, 2019 22:03

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/Marmel/status/1223746598988963841

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 04:22

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/GraceSpelman/status/1232179493625831424

# ¿ Feb 25, 2020 06:49

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/nuns_on_film/status/1232459073808814080

# ¿ Feb 26, 2020 07:12

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

I adore these lists of AI-generated things.

https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1233447286882988037

# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 01:43

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/anne_theriault/status/1237165569457225728

# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 05:59

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/nicolewboyce/status/1238459769507233792

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 03:26

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

pentyne posted:

Just the shocked look on his face that the idea that a failing company should be allowed to fail.

Capitalism, but only when it works for us.

Socialism for the rich! "gently caress you, got mine" to everyone else.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2020 06:55

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Tenebrais posted:

Could be all kinds of things, but in the news recently has been the PM's majordomo breaking lockdown to drive his kids to their grandparents across the country when he suspected he and his wife were getting sick, and much of the cabinet are saying that was totally cool and good.

Johnson also saying that he was just following his fatherly instinct, to get in a car and drive.

https://twitter.com/EdGambleComedy/status/1264591362927800338

# ¿ May 24, 2020 20:06

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Trapick posted:

https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1291127431114313728?s=20
Regular reminder that George Wallace is a great follow.

No matter how many times I see his pinned tweet, it always makes me laugh. A true master of the form.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 02:54

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/PartyOfOnePod/status/1292139982174420992

# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 22:04

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/JoshuaHol/status/1293007605330325504

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 03:38

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:55

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/384408932061417472

# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 05:25

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