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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I'd love to come but the rules of my parole don't let me be within 50 miles of a school, place of worship, hospital, or restaurant at any time. Can you confirm that I won't be breaking the law if I come?

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

doing this isnt gay at all. im a happily married and will do stuff like this with the guys now and then.

Just make sure the ol' ball and chain doesn't find out! My wife caught me and the boys jerking each other off, she apparently found it "weird" and said it was something I should have told her about. Okay, you crazy tomato, you want me to tell you every time Richie sticks a finger into my prostate and blows me? Sure. Should I also tell you every time I sneeze? Or maybe every time I fart? Sometimes I wish I could marry one of my buddies! Haha just kidding of course!

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