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pech
Jul 19, 2004

https://twitter.com/JDLRG23/status/1268018364850622464?s=20

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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
MAGIC (grapes)

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

I would fail the person who wrote this sentence. I would break their pencil, take their phone, and duct tape their mouth shut until they decided to communicate cogently.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
"I'm not saying the police or the protesters are wrong. I'm just SAYING. I'm just SAYING that maybe there's a reason. I'm not committed to making a logical thought for myself but I'M JUST ASKING THE RELEVANT QUESTIONS. Noooo noo I'm not defending the police response but I'm just asking the questions! Maybe the protesters did something wrong. I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS."

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

The Secretary of Dense was just like "oh we are gonna use the public restrooms in the park in the middle of a riot now? Cool, cool. Anything's gotta be better than the WH bathrooms, amirite guy lol? ".

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Oscar Wild posted:

I would fail the person who wrote this sentence. I would break their pencil, take their phone, and duct tape their mouth shut until they decided to communicate cogently.

Liberal bias in our schools! Unfair!

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
https://twitter.com/gatorsdaily/status/1267918140182315014?s=21

:golfclap:

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1268037166946553856

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/1268037947124662274?s=19

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Cernovich has nothing to worry about. No one would mistake him for a journalist.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003




Totally normal and common way to hold a bible.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/SteveKingIA/status/1267928935108665345

lol

Megera
Sep 9, 2008

FogHelmut posted:




Totally normal and common way to hold a bible.

even though trump is following the hitler playbook to a T, that hitler pic is a photoshop

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

they're no angels! because my paramilitary death squads haven't murdered them yet

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Megera posted:

even though trump is following the hitler playbook to a T, that hitler pic is a photoshop

I was thinking it might have been from Indiana Jones.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/TrumpsAlert/status/1268029868228308992

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

He saw this tweet and thought it was real

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1267548749385080832?s=19

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


Kind of telegraphing the election messaging a bit early there I think


you've got to tease it out Donnie

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

FogHelmut posted:




Totally normal and common way to hold a bible.

This isn't real but it's still worth noting that simply clutching onto a bible doesn't make you a good person in any way.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

I want to loving scream.

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

Bogus Adventure posted:

My money's on this guy



Man, I hadn't really noticed in previous pictures, but Michael McKean could kill it playing him.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

The Grimace posted:

I want to loving scream.

I've been informed many times over the last week that "Getting upset doesn't do anything. You can't make changes, LOL. You're just making yourself another target for the cops and should shut up! If you just do what you're told, you're safe! Do you think you know better than the police??!" etc etc and got told "lmao YOU FIRST" when wishing things could be changed. I guarantee with my entire life savings backing up this claim that the instant their own lives are affected and it isn't injustice they just see on TV while eating a steak in their La-Z-Boy recliner, their song would change.

But they're horrible cobras.

So yes. Scream. They're among us.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Jun 3, 2020

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Catastrophe posted:

But they're horrible cobras.

So yes. Scream. They're among us.

You dropped something but I picked it up, don't worry.

(please don't make me go get on my PC to probe you) 😭

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Here, laugh at the president stumbling around through grade-school mental gymnastics instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERUngQUCsyE

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!



just kill me.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Im ded and,crossposting this in all the threads

https://twitter.com/therealelp/status/1268004549689847816?s=20

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

He’s handling the protests like he handles his business. He won’t back down or listen or compromise because that is a sign of weakness. If people don’t do as he demands he must punish them, which is why he’s ended up surrounded by yes-men.
Unfortunately his options for punishing tens of thousands of protesters are not very pleasant. He can’t fire them or yell at them, so it may go on until the GOP force him to (grudgingly) do something productive.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Stoatbringer posted:

until the GOP force him to (grudgingly) do something productive.
Does the Senate have picturesque steps?

XTimmy
Nov 28, 2007
I am Jacks self hatred

What context is that in? I can't figure out if it's a broadcast or a townhall meeting.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

XTimmy posted:

What context is that in? I can't figure out if it's a broadcast or a townhall meeting.

I'm pretty sure that's the LA county police commission zoom meeting, which was something like 6 hours long and featured 6000 people just lighting them up.

https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=la%20police%20commission&src=typed_query&f=video

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...3bbd_story.html

quote:

Former intelligence officials said the unrest and the administration’s militaristic response are among many measures of decay they would flag if writing assessments about the United States for another country’s intelligence service.

CIA, hoisted with its own petard.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
"Seems this third world country is destabilized and ready to be toppled" I say as I walked toward my office in the CIA building while drinking my cup of trump brand semen creamer.

pop fly to McGillicutty fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Jun 3, 2020

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1268140310762336256
bored of these Law & Order reruns tbh

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1268127974659952642?s=19

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


a guy named Chuck can't get the term 'chuck' right

also:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

mono posted:

a guy named Chuck can't get the term 'chuck' right

also:



He really is like every comic book dystopian president. Either he's got a mind control chip in, or he's naturally that stupid, or he's a flesh suit full of spiders.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

mono posted:

a guy named Chuck can't get the term 'chuck' right

also:



Nice cockring on that pope statue

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

mono posted:

a guy named Chuck can't get the term 'chuck' right

also:



I'm about to become...

Chunk Tickle, author.

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