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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Big Beef City posted:

Remember that radio station I posted about the other day?
A big brain genius man just called in and said he didn't understand how Democrats weren't being punished for driving this country towards "a little something that happened in the 1880's, the revolutionary war!" then called for Nancy Pelosi to be publicly lynched on the White House lawn.
Even the host was like "..uh I believe you might have meant the Civil war...in the 1860's....and...I can't quite get on board with public hangings on the White House lawn....I'm...not quite willing to go THAT far"

sounds like a great use of your time

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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

why the gently caress is hillary in that toon, lol

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

old beast lunatic posted:

What kind of retard would call the midwest "beautiful?"

every single midwesterner

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Dravs posted:

Sorry, just need to check something. Does everyone in the US have to file their own tax reports each year? Does it not get done automatically by your payroll officer/ the state?

yep, nope

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

An insane mind posted:

Wait, a survivor of abortion? A clump of cells that turned into a person outside the womb? :psyduck:

EVERYBODY ALIVE IS A SURVIVOR OF ABPORPTION

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

A Fancy Hat posted:

Maybe I'm just conditioned to automatically see Trump as a huge shithead in everything he says and does (due to massive amounts of evidence that he is a shithead) but this really rubbed me the wrong way.

He seemed extremely bothered by the moment, tried to claim he somehow helped all these women get elected, and then acted like he was in control with the "keep standing, you're really gonna love this" bit.

Obviously the motherfucker hates women and especially hates strong women, but this seemed like some pretty blatant women-hating that just seemed to get glossed over in all the reports about his speech.

he can't comprehend that they aren't applauding him personally

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

frank castle's primary motivation is survivor's guilt, so i can see why cops would get behind him

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Knight posted:

"Commitment to his family" lol they dead. In Ennis's run they are dead specifically because Frank wanted the eternal bloodshed of war and paid for it with their lives.

Also he murders cops

BORN is really good

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

shut the gently caress up laura loomer

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

the next debates really need to drop all sense of decorum and have the dem challenger just ask outright in their opening statement 'what the gently caress is wrong with you'

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Jukebox Hero posted:

Abolish the presidency, dissolve the union, establish three countries from the thirds of the USA, laugh as the southern nation is absorbed into Mexico within a decade

that's not how you'd divide it up. vertical thirds.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


i guess we could eat arizona out here on the west coast. every quarter of the new america needs its own florida

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Stink Billyums posted:

wait, there's a national chain called dressbarn? lol

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

The Protagonist posted:

wow we really made him president

hes the president

who's this "we"

you got a mouse in your pocket?

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

yellowD posted:

imagine being dull and uninteresting enough that 'golf' is a hobby

the golf course is a great place to smoke weed and cigars and drink a lotta booze and avoid your responsibilities, its not really about the game

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

to the tune of 'dental plan'....'funding bill'

^^ efb

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


the bigliest brain

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

KFI AM 640 here in LA has a longtime host, Bill Handel. The guys' a lawyer, he's personable and funny, and he's been on the air for like 30 years. I stopped listening to he and his station recently because while claiming to be libertarian or something he was constantly all WE HAVE TO GIVE OUR PRESIDENT THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT and i just can't brook that poo poo.

After the speech today, he got back on the air and said 'welp'. Then there were 30 seconds of dead air. Then he said 'i have no idea where to go with that' so maybe even some of the olds are starting to realize that supporting a sundowning buffoon is a losing proposition

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

MunchE posted:

KFI has always been conservative anger porn, it was that when my dad was listening to it in the 1990s.

they try real, real hard to make it look like they aren't, it's very insidious. used to love me some phil hendrie though

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Kwanzaa Quickie posted:

I’m the crud between the back and seat of the chair facing the camera. Not the hat and gloves. The other stuff.

that's a gap in the upholstery

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Zeno-25 posted:

What kinda backwater schmucks don't have wine at a steak dinner

its breakfast

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

TontoCorazon posted:

What kinda backwater schmuck has scrambled eggs for steak and eggs?

i think you know the answer to that question already

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

MunchE posted:

Let him know that's since he's shown he's a gullible idiot who loves scams, that you need to start screening his phone calls before he wastes his life savings on Iraqi Dinar or Nigerian princes. Also ask him to please shut the gently caress up when grown folks is talking.

Canadians somehow think they understand/are entitled to a say in American politics even though Canada is collectively somewhere betwen 15 and 20 years behind the US culturally. it's cute

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

i wasn't talking about government/social policy, guys. i more meant like, the difference between nightlife/dining/theater/entertainment between downtown detroit and windsor, or between marysville and sarnia

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

because, you see, we're at a minimum 35% drooling idiots down here

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

My favorite part about Fox News fear mongering, like the lady in Wisconsin that thought the caravan was going to steal her lake house.

Meanwhile single women in San Diego will pop over to Tijuana for cheap drugs and poo poo and the only scary part of the day trip is the white psychopaths at border patrol. Or those towns in Arizona where the white people just stroll into Mexico for some cheap and delicious food and the Mexicans cross over to hock goods and do day labor.

Mexico is basically a playground if you're white, the people are cool, and relations aren't even remotely strained at the ground level, but people in South Dakota think it's like Syria or some poo poo and you'll instantly be vaporized when you cross the border.

please do not people give the impression that Tijuana is in any way safe

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Grimdude posted:

The problem for me is that it's people like my mom, grandma, and pretty much all my closest family. So get togethers are just a circle of old white people telling me I'm too young or naive to "understand."

So I either silently nod along while they angrily blame minorities for everything or i try to correct them.

The new strategy is to just sever and rarely see them. This causes me a lot of guilt though. And I fear the day I have to explain that I hate being around a bunch of miserable old racists.

you can also get a weed vape pen and excuse yourself to go to the bathroom a lot

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/27/politics/cohen-testimony-read/index.html

yow

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Cohen sounds like such a dragool

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

This testimony loving owns bones. It's like the total sum of all my disdain for trump finally said in open court.

it wont influence a single dug-in Republican dumbfuck, though

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Svensken posted:

What is Cohen getting out of ratting on Drumbo anyways? I figured he'd be in jail until the next ice age either way, what with all his criming about

probably prison closer to family

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

Guaranteed we're going to get mired down in "signature gate" now.

itll come down to something like that. Cummings being very careful to lay down the right language

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

lmaooooo dunked so hard on meadows

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

lmao huckleberry hounding 'i guess he thinks its important'

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

they all sound like radio doomsday preachers on the right....fucken ghouls

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

whose side is this amash guy on anyway?!?!?! lmao

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

priznat posted:

Gibbs is a big mumbly grey haired gently caress

ohio.mov

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

lol these 'gotchas' they keep think they are getting in...just stuff for jon and ken and rush and sean and rudy to seize on. so loving obvious

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

IVE ARRESTED A THOUSAND MEN gently caress you acab

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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

*to the tune of lisa needs braces* cohen's a liar MOVIE DEAL

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