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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
So when will we get to see the tape of Lindsey Graham taking a poo poo on the bible in a fursuit?

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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Bogus Adventure posted:

He was pretty loving embarrassing as the governor of California, but...point taken.

You mean worse than Tmrup?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

runupon cracker posted:

Remember folks, despite that time when an Uber driver shot six people dead while screaming "Make America Great Again," or when a guy in a MAGA hat killed two random bystanders, or when a Trump supporter murdered two cops who told him to put away his Confederate flag, or when Trump supporters beat and pissed on a homeless man while screaming about "illegals," or when a guy in a MAGA hat beat up a Muslim kid and a Hispanic man in a gas station, or when a Trump supporter stabbed a black man for holding hands with a white woman, or when a Trump supporter attacked a Muslim woman at an airport, or when a Trump supporter punched a 70 year old in the face, or when a Trump supporter brutally beat up a protestor, or when a Trump supporter attacked an Indian man in a restaurant while calling him a "sand *DARKLY COLORED FELLOW AMERICAN*," or when Trump supporters called a gay man a "human being" as he was beaten up, or when a Trump supporter called elementary school black kids monkeys before attempting to run them over in his car, or when a Trump supporter attacked a man after yelling Sieg Heil, or when Trump supporters screamed the n word while beating up a black man so bad he was sent to the hospital, or when a Trump supporter groped a fifteen year old, called her a "*DARKLY COLORED FELLOW AMERICAN* lover," and pepper sprayed her directly in the face, or when a Trump supporter yelled deportation at a black man in public before punching him, or when a Trump supporter sucker punched a random Hispanic man in the back of the head, or when a group of Trump supporters groped and beat a protestor, or when a Trump supporter beat up a black man outside of a hospital for visiting his infant, or when a Republican politician grabbed a woman's privates and yelled that Trump made this legal now, or when a Canadian Trump supporter killed six people in a mosque, or when a Trump supporter beat up his African immigrant cab driver, or when a Trump supporter brutally beat up a gay man at a McDonald's, or when a white supremacist killed two people on public transportation in Portland for defending the Muslim girl he was harassing, or when a white supremacist stabbed and killed a teenager on a BART train, or when a Muslim gay rights activist was kidnapped and raped by two Trump supporters, or when a transgender person's car was vandalized and set on fire, or when a Trump supporter assaulted two Muslim women and a baby in a stroller, or when a Trump supporter in Austin killed multiple people with package bombs, or when a Trump supporter shot a protestor in the stomach at point blank range, or when a Trump supporter yelled "heil Trump" as he shot out the windows of minority-owned businesses, or when a Trump supporter murdered a black student at college for dating a white woman, or when a Trump supporter attacked liberals at a college with a machete, there are dangerous people on both sides.

I'll save this for posterity

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

FMguru posted:

Brain as smooth as a freshly-waxed bowling ball

https://twitter.com/HowardMortman/status/1084822815860248576

MS-13 stole the weather

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

I bet there's people that would pay to do it.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Projection, as always.

Lol

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Imagine our favourite SPACE PREDISENT is the one to announce that we made contact with extraterrestrials.

I want the moron to announce that we NOW need a CEILING

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Btw, who is "individual 2"?

Don Jr.?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Thffffffird cranavan!

*Thhffffffff*

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Cthulu Carl posted:

The Piss Tape (PBUH) actually IS a dash cam video and has already been released but was completely lost in the zettabytes of "hosed Up poo poo Happening in Russian Street Caught on Dash Cam" videos on the internet.

The whole dashcam thing makes alot more sense, when you consider that it's the intro of Tmrup presidency, which is merely a real life sequel of The Naked Gun.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
SPACE STATION. THIS IS YOUR PRESIDENT

[space toilet flushing]

Does that fat cretin realize that they'll have to hide his grave?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Lmao, I missed that one.

That must be one of the most stupid posts on the internet.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Serious post: I wonder how strongly that correlates things like the bottomline of people in the general population that are too stupid to realize that they're dumb as poo poo.

Feel free to add other correlations.

Nice country, good job, etc.

[two thumbs up, cretin steel]

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

mono posted:

good morning trump thread



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GioBjltdUnU

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Lol Oo

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
I'm really excited what this day might bring.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
[space toilet flushing]

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

These are the 20 warmest (on average) years in Belgium between 2018 and 1896



Since 1999, every year but 3 are in the top list. Remember when climate specialists said an increase of the average temperature by more than 2° would be bad? We are already past it here





Yeah Donnie climate change is a Chinese hoax. I hope you and every climate change denier chud die on the toilet soon



e: oh and it's even better when these brain dead morons claim maybe the sun is to blame. Not only the solar cycle is 11 years, we are currently in a solar minimum. So expect the temperatures to get even warmer later




seriously at this point it's almost a matter of survival that we weed out the chuds from the populace

We ded

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Convex posted:

I had the strangest dream. I was in a world where Trump wasn't President. Where Brexit never happened. Global warming wasn't ravishing the planet, and social media didn't exist. Music on the radio was good again. Even outside it seemed there were more animals around than before, and when I went to check what date it was, I didn't have a phone.

That dream is over now, and I am awake.

That was the late 90s.

MTV was playing music clips. Lol

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Yea, sorry.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

I laughed loud irl.

wtf.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Can anyone recall how they said that Kushner would figure out how to bring peace to the middle east? Alone?

LOL

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

:discourse:

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Is this still going on? How?

Lol

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Nancy Pelosi is fighting tooth and nail to make sure the planet is dead by 2035.

Every shitdem apparently has worn blackface.

Elizabeth Warren is like two seconds away from claiming she's literally Sitting Bull.

Illegal immigration is at its lowest point in history so next week we have a scheduled emergency planned.

Trump said organized religion fought to abolish civil rights in a gaffe where he was accidentally correct.

Are you a loving wizard?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
I'm really afraid that the fat cretin might escape justice by having a stroke on the shithouse.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Peak stupidity. Nice country, good job.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Splatmaster posted:

Every morning when I get up my first thought of the day is,

"is he dead yet?"

And once again I am disappointed.

:same:

I went back to the old thread, picked some random pages to get some old laughs, but it's just depressing.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
This poo poo isn't funny anymore. Lol

Please make it stop.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

A Fancy Hat posted:

One time in middle school to really "stick it to the man" I wore a shirt that said "This place stinks".

In my head, I imagined teachers flipping out at me while armies of kids rose to my aid. I'd cause a civil war in the school and show everybody how cool I was. I'd probably end up on the news or something, and all these cute girls would think I was an awesome rebel badboy.

I was 12 years old. That's the mindset of those MAGA grammy idiots.

You gotta apprechiate how the red cap instantly outs you as a flaming retard that will be ignored by girls and do lasting damage to their chances to procreate.

Rebel on.

[Toilet flushing]

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
How's the retarded nazi rally going?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Durzel posted:

People like to think they're enlightened and can look at historical stuff like everyday Germans turning in their neighbours for being Jew sympathisers etc during WW2 and think "gee whiz how could it be that a nation could be mobilised into irrational hatred towards their fellow man" whilst being completely oblivious to the parallels to rallies like this and the rhetoric spouted at them.

It's fucken nuts but this is the world we live in now.

40% stable approval rating, my dude. I can guarantee you they wouldn't find germany on the map or know anything beyond that the US fought and won the war when they stormed Berlin.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
They might name a library after him. Peak irony.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

TulliusCicero posted:

Fox News could literally just put up headlines about emails from late 2016; who the gently caress is going to notice in their braindead viewerbase?

Emols

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
I dream of the day when we'll wake up to the sound of guillotines chopping off the heads of the rich.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Splatmaster posted:

Watch Alex Jones get slapped around, because why not!

https://twitter.com/SantaInc/status/1095730516760748032

Lmao what is this

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Is that the gorrila fighter?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

That is so awesome

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Hey wat, it's not like CRIMES are illegal.

It's like, you're asking me to stop breathing.

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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Here's me hoping for a freak accident by space koprolith hitting that gathering.

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