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Trump claims he is going to end HIV at the SOTU https://mobile.twitter.com/melissagira/status/1092494788656594944
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:It begins gently caress these loving fuckers. The pointless petty evil of it all is just too much sometimes.
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Feb 4, 2019 20:21
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he’s going to criminalize homosexuality isn’t he 
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priznat posted:he’s going to criminalize homosexuality isn’t he I think you mean "cure AIDS"
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Feb 4, 2019 20:23
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priznat posted:he’s going to criminalize homosexuality isn’t he Nah Caitlyn Jenner voted him for so you know Trump's a cool guy who's totally okay with any sexuality more complicated than "me like vaginas, me have penis."
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Feb 4, 2019 20:27
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You know whatever grand plan will be comically inept and/or cartoonishly evil.
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Feb 4, 2019 20:28
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is Kellyanne just constantly having a stroke? b/c her face always looks like that and she’s always just saying nonsense
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As an incredibly heterosexual male, I for one welcome the creation of the gay electrocution force.
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Feb 4, 2019 20:38
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Because of Trumps Tax Plan I had to cancel my membership in the jewel encrusted butt plug of the month club and sell nearly 1/3 of my Faberge eggs (which I also put in my butt).
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Feb 4, 2019 20:39
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Inspired choice of photo. https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1092494953211723776
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FMguru posted:Inspired choice of photo. There is no way Trumps wall plans would be as detailed as Nigel Tufnel's, and he certainly doesn't know the difference between feet and inches.
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bird with big dick posted:Because of Trumps Tax Plan I had to cancel my membership in the jewel encrusted butt plug of the month club and sell nearly 1/3 of my Faberge eggs (which I also put in my butt). Im gonna have sell my second boat because they capped interest deductions. Are you gonna sell your extra boats too and also where do you keep them
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Strange how his good genes stop at the hairline.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Trump claims he is going to end HIV at the SOTU Can anyone recall how they said that Kushner would figure out how to bring peace to the middle east? Alone? LOL
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Stoatbringer posted:Strange how his good genes stop at the hairline. This song is eerily like the Trump "Presidency" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maz6jFdvn2Q
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Good evening. I am here this evening as President Trump's personal doctor, to present the state of the President's health. Now I'd like to note that I am in fact, a real doctor. Many people have told me as much. Now. On to the President. Easily the most healthy human specimen I have ever seen, in fact, at nearly 8 feet tall and 275lb of pure muscle, I almost struggle to call him human *dry chuckle, random air horn noise from the back of the press gallery* Many of you have questioned the seeming disparity between the color of Mr. Trump's face and scalp in a recent photo. I want to assure you - as a real doctor, that this is entirely normal for a man of his enormous stature. Each morning he consumes a stack of nearly a dozen whole wheat flapjacks slathered in pure American VERMONT maple syrup. In his animalistic lust to fuel his incredibly busy schedule that no mortal man could endure, some of the syrup ends up residing upon parts of his face. His pure, healthy, copious locks of flowing mane block many of these streams. This explains the issue. Now on to his vitals. *air horn double-tap* His blood pressure and pulse seem impossible to measure, according to modern science Mr. Trump appears to have two hearts and at least three lungs, astounding all of us very real accredited science men with his strength and vigor. I have been informed by his dentist, who I am not allowed to name, that not only are his teeth normal, but they are impossible to drill due to their strength and he has personally demonstrated the ability to catch bullets fired at him with them. Finally, Mr. Trump appears to be able to communicate with Dolphins via a complicated series of clicks and whistles and can command them at will. No further questions. Thank you.
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it's cool that none of them are denying executive time though they're lying about why he barely works lmao
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Someone should check to see if the shrapnel that took this idiot's eye also took a big chunk of his brain, because his Twitter takes are some of the most consistently retarded things that keep popping up in this thread. Dumb motherfucker.
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Feb 4, 2019 21:18
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SKULL.GIF posted:lol woof 
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It’s funny they support their big dumb wet president having free creative time to harness his potential but this same crowd throws an absolute shitfit if schools diverge in any way from “the three R’s” (four if you count “reloadin’”)
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Feb 4, 2019 21:22
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I'm sorry, dog. 
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So a new Hasan Piker video introduced me to Jesse Lee Peterson, a black conservative commentator who is straight out of a Dave Chappelle sketch. I've been listening to him all day and I can't get enough. I legit believe he has some kind of cognitive disability and yet he's considered a conservative intellectual heavy weight. He calls Trump the Great White Hope.
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Feb 4, 2019 21:32
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Wow that peak is way later than I thought.
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Feb 4, 2019 21:33
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Rip her to shreds https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1092498084402249733
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That whole family is next level creepy, no wonder Tom Boykisser Brady is a fan.
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Feb 4, 2019 21:37
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i think tom just likes kissing everyone. men, boys, women, girls, dogs, his biceps. https://twitter.com/britmow/status/1092259342030536704
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Feb 4, 2019 21:47
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That's a new phrase for watching porn I haven't heard before
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Feb 4, 2019 21:48
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the first Montessori presidency.
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Big Beef City posted:Dat profile pic do'
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HobbitGrease posted:she looks like Big Mom from One Piece Mama Chungus
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Strong Sauce posted:i think tom just likes kissing everyone. men, boys, women, girls, dogs, his biceps. He's just passionate like all Greeks.
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someone who definitely has a brain that isn't made of pudding posted:I’m not telegraphing anything. No, no, no. There’s a difference. When President Obama pulled out of Iraq in theory we had Iraq. In other words, we had Iraq. We never had Syria because President Obama never wanted to violate the red line in the sand. So we never had Syria. I was the one that actually violated the red line when I hit Syria with 59 Tomahawk missiles, if you remember. But President Obama chose not to do that. When he chose not to do that, he showed tremendous weakness. But we didn’t have Syria whereas we had Iraq. So when he did what he did in Iraq, which was a mistake. Being in Iraq was a mistake. Okay. Being in Iraq — it was a big mistake to go — one of the greatest mistakes going into the Middle East that our country has ever made. One of the greatest mistakes that we’ve ever made.
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Big Beef City posted:Dat profile pic do' Looks like a thumb wearing sunglasses.
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