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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
No bullying.

Except for me, I am the president which made a joke of the USA to the entire world.

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Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




https://twitter.com/nationalcorn/status/1092217262956662784?s=21

https://twitter.com/revmoddon/status/1092267192647770112?s=21

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
My favorite part is they reversed the Lite/Light and ended up tagging total randos.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1092407426769399808

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

The HIV epidemic was pretty much contained as soon as HAART became widely available in the early aughts and combined with the new vaccines is going to largely snuff it out in countries that can afford the treatments.

Donny is rummaging around for something to take credit for.

E. Also mega lol at Trump talking up research and public health, two areas the GOP has been squeezing for funding for years.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Nothus posted:

The HIV epidemic was pretty much contained as soon as HAART became widely available in the early aughts and combined with the new vaccines is going to largely snuff it out in countries that can afford the treatments.

Donny is rummaging around for something to take credit for.

He is likely going to go after needle exchange programs

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Nothing says "light" like adding sugar into something when it's not needed

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Nothing says "light" like adding sugar into something when it's not needed

now tbf, yeast consumes sugar to make alcohol

but like

why would you use corn syrup as your sugar

that’s gross

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
It's cheap

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Corn in the USA?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Corn under a bad sign

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Sockser posted:

now tbf, yeast consumes sugar to make alcohol

but like

why would you use corn syrup as your sugar

that’s gross

You don't need to add sugar to the one already in the grains unless you plan to increase to alcohol content, which you don't for those cat piss beers.

It's just the US corn industry trying to find food to contaminate with syrup as usual.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

AOC guest for SOTU

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1045673959159517184

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




SpaceGoatFarts posted:

You don't need to add sugar to the one already in the grains unless you plan to increase to alcohol content, which you don't for those cat piss beers.

It's just the US corn industry trying to find food to contaminate with syrup as usual.

corn syrup is the grain :ssh:

Sockser fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Feb 4, 2019

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

He is likely going to go after needle exchange programs

I should have guessed that everything he comes up with is some kind of evil Trojan horse.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Drink HFCS til' your foot falls off to own the libs.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Sockser posted:

corn syrup is the grain :ssh:

Yeah hence why it tastes like piss

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
I'm gonna give it a twenty percent chance he's giving Pence the authority to 'convert' the gays, forty percent falsely claiming credit for the successes against HIV while blaming Obamacare, and a thirty percent chance he hands out a copy of his electoral map, and a ten percent chance he claims credit for reauthorizing PEPFAR funding while... Hey, did the president ever replace the staff of the Presidential Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS that he mass fired/caused to resign in protest?

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




it’s so great that Jared is going to find time to solve AIDS

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Look folks we've done a great..just a tremendously great job on eliminating HIV in the south. They call that, well, they call it Jesus Land and I gotta tell ya. Jesus is protecting his land from HIV. But the other people..you know, the ones that live in those liberal SANCTUARY cities....they are, and I truly believe this, bringing HIV over the border. We need to build a wall, not a barrier, not a fence, A WALL

MAGA

/end

e; god drat it took so much effort to even get that lovely version of trump speech in a post. Fancy Hat how do you do it?!?!

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




oh god HIV is totally an angle to justify WALL AND WHEEL isn’t it

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Lmao if he uses it to justify kicking all the Haitian refugees out.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

trump shitposts are extremely hard to do because you have to simultaneously forget everything you know about the topic and convince yourself that you completely understand the topic

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

how do I make thtis image the thread title?

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD
"OMG don't you libtards know that government intervention in the free market leads to Venezuelan socialism?"

*Gives billions of dollars to large agribusinesses every year to grow corn*

Fun fact: less than 10% of the growers (read: large agribusinesses) receive close to 70% of the farm subsidy in the US. Fruits and vegetables growers are ineligible for subsidy.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/FKPatriots/status/1091540517744230401

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

can’t die from aids if you don’t live long enough to die from aids

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

It begins

https://mobile.twitter.com/DemWrite/status/1092324868459130881
https://mobile.twitter.com/extinctsymbol/status/1092434889411096576

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


even tin foil on the head lunatics must look at these people with awe

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Zipperelli. posted:

If that were true, Brady would've been trying way harder.

Brady skipped the last White house visit.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Trump's gonna feed these rich white boys steak. "They're Patriots, unlike the enemy of the people, CNN. We always give the good Americans real food."

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

nooneofconsequence posted:

Brady skipped the last White house visit.

Aren't he and Trump kissing friends?

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004


This is seriously hosed up. Glad I got to go there at least once before this. My 2yo son is super into butterflies rn and was hoping to take him there before it got hosed up by this moron president. Not a lol :(

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
We've mapped the human genome. Why aren't we looking for a way to pre-genocide authoritarians with designer genes?

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

tote up a bags posted:

trump shitposts are extremely hard to do because you have to simultaneously forget everything you know about the topic and convince yourself that you completely understand the topic

That's the most Zen thing concerning Trump's idiocy I've heard yet- nice!

You have to mentally shake your head in disbelief, before you actually shake your head in disbelief

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1092449089093025796
lmao

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

What the gently caress
I thought the wall needed Bigly money still

Why are they DOING SOMETHING

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

The first super bowl played after 9/11 was also between the Rams and Patriots. Coincidence???

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

You know the HIV, or just HIV as many people call it, it used to RAVAGE the world, awful stuff, awful disease. And there were so many things about it, nobody knew where it came from, it just showed up as the saying goes.

And you know, I was... I lived in New York in the 1980s, the HIV Time they call it now, and I was very involved in the research part. I met a man, great scientist, I won't say his name.... but he was there talking about it. And I asked him how we could cure it. And he said "Sir, we have no idea, we just don't know." And this was before we knew about the toilet seats and the other ways you spread it, before we could contain it. So I told him "What if it's a virus?" And he said "Sir, wow, you just.... I think you may have helped us with a breakthrough." And I did and they did and much later, with the science, they figured out it was a virus.

But now we know. We have the.... they call them transmit vectors, where the diseases go. Toilet seats, water fountains, even air vents.... the diseases can hide there, they grow. So you now, you don't.... in a big HIV city you don't want to drink the water. But now we're finally solving it. We invented a thing, can I say this? They're talking about AIDs now, which is a new medicine as I understand it. And it aids you in beating the HIV, the HIV virus I mean. So you get the AIDs.... I'm not the medical guy, not the surgeon but this is how they explained it to me, so we get the AIDs and that's it, you're out of the hospital that day and then back on the road. So we've created the AIDs vaccine, and I'm so happy to say we did it under my Presidency. I hope that... you know, I thought I'd be the Business President, you know... Lincoln was the assassinated one, that's all anybody knows about him. Washington was the guy who discovered Delaware. Clinton he.... you know he had sex on a desk, actually... I see the deska lot, I've seen it and I hope it was.... I mean, I don' t know how he did it. Where the pee.... I mean..... but that's his thing now. The desk president. And of course JFK was our plane president, all the airports named for his love of planes. So I thought I'd be the business one but maybe I'll be the medical one? We'll see.

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wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

SniperWoreConverse posted:

What the gently caress
I thought the wall needed Bigly money still

Why are they DOING SOMETHING

Gonna destroy a bunch of wildlife habitat and then nothing will even be built—to own the libs.

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