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The fat bitch finished watching Fox, I see.
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Jan 25, 2019 17:20
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Dr.Caligari posted:so is the government staying open? If you can call it that.
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Feb 15, 2019 17:14
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"I declare a national emergency!" *sits in front of a tv shoving big macs down his gullet all day*
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Feb 18, 2019 17:57
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Stoatbringer posted:Can't he just keep himself busy committing crimes in prison, and get it out of his system? Give him a little buzzer labeled "Do A Crime" that lights up and makes a little noise and I guarantee he'll keep pressing that nonstop until he dies of dehydration.
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Feb 23, 2019 22:39
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Manafort slighted a witch who cursed him to commit unending crime or his dick falls off.
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Feb 24, 2019 00:41
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Option 4: Muller opens the report in front of congress and it contains the wrath of God. Everyone's faces loving melt off and we all wake up from our collective nightmare.
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Mar 11, 2019 20:54
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There's a non zero chance that Trump may tweet about how The Onion is very fake and unfair.
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Mar 19, 2019 03:39
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FMguru posted:Hey remember when The Kush was gonna solve the Middle East and bring peace to the region? Get a load of his Brain Genius plan to accomplish that. Kush's grand plan was a Legend of Zelda trading quest.
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Mar 20, 2019 00:41
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Splatmaster posted:Person missing face: WHY DID THAT LEOPARD DO THAT! Man opening newest leopard cage in long series of leopard cages: "Surely this time."
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Mar 20, 2019 02:04
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Remember two decades ago when Trump said Tim Apple instead of Tim Cook, then tried to play it of as "no no I said Tim Cook, Apple, I just said Cook really fast" because he's an emotional baby who can't handle being wrong about even the tiniest thing? And we all collectively stared in disbelief for half a second before shaking our heads and moving on?
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Mar 20, 2019 18:34
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Make with the tweets fat man.
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Mar 22, 2019 22:44
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barr is gonna release a heavily redacted version of the report and it's gonna look like "Donald J. Trump balls balls balls balls balls balls balls did titty not butts butts butts do penis penis penis penis penis penis a mrs krabappel and principal skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me crimes" and the usual bunch of shitheads will wave it around as proof of their victory
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Mar 22, 2019 23:53
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I choose to hope, because if the report did in any way exonerate Trump the fat idiot would be non-stop tweeting about it. The silence makes me think that maybe, just maybe, something will matter.
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Mar 23, 2019 04:20
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Egbert Souse posted:or trump finally had a mega stroke and they're busy working with the jim henson creature shop to devise some way of manipulating his vegetable body for the next rally Also good.
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Mar 23, 2019 04:24
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I'm not sure if people were expecting Mueller to bust into the White House and slam Trump's face into the resolute desk like fuckin Batman.
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Mar 23, 2019 09:13
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So, wait. Trump isn't guilty of colluding with Russia, but is guilty of obstructing justice regarding the inquiry into the investigation of possible Russia collusion? Amazing.
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Mar 24, 2019 22:46
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"Good Lord what is happening in there?" "Complete exoneration of the President? "Ah... Complete exoneration, despite everything he's said, despite everything he's done, localized entirely within that report!?" "Yes!" "... May I see it? "... No."
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Mar 24, 2019 23:04
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poisonpill posted:it definitely sounds like the report says something like “didn’t conspire with Russia, but pretty likely obstructed justice.” why would you obstruct justice if you hadn’t committed the underlying crime? Get this, Trump is a moron.
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Mar 25, 2019 01:39
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tpink posted:Based on the past 3 days, why on earth would you think that someone like Wohl is every going to suffer any consequences? Isn't he banned from the entire financial industry? He's clearly not rich enough to avoid consequences.
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Mar 25, 2019 20:38
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Trump had no involvement with the Russians, which is why he fired the head of the FBI for looking into the possibly of Trump being involved with the Russians. Makes perfect sense.
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Mar 25, 2019 22:50
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All someone needs to do is get hold of a press pass and say to Trump, "sir, it was really impressive how you got away with all those crimes", and he'll admit to so many things on tape it would make Nixon blush.
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Mar 26, 2019 06:30
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Applewhite posted:Is Cspam Mod a word filter for something? Nazi, I'm assuming. The mods told them to knock off using the r-word and they're being really petty about it.
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Mar 26, 2019 07:38
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Dead Beef posted:people who defend "hate speech" are never people targeted by said hate speech 100% chance these dudes would get fighting mad if you called them crackers.
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Mar 28, 2019 04:18
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twistedmentat posted:I'd like to imagine that Trump insists on editing the Report on his own and it ends up releasing it with all the incriminating stuff intact. It's just an X on the first few pages in crayon, and "Donald is good boy should get McDonalds" written in the margin.
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Mar 28, 2019 05:33
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Digirat posted:Butina gets sentenced april 26 They're gonna keep kicking this can down the road forever.
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Mar 29, 2019 16:12
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I can't wait for McConnell to die so I can make a personal pilgrimage and take a good long piss on his grave.
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Apr 2, 2019 03:43
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Didn't Trump claim that audio was faked a few years back, despite completely owning up to it at first?
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Apr 4, 2019 20:21
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Bogus Adventure posted:They probably get someone else to eat it and then poo poo out the poo poo, so as to make it hard for foreign agents to know whose poo poo is whose. That's Stephen Miller's favorite part of the job.
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Apr 9, 2019 07:37
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*gestures to the pile*
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Apr 9, 2019 08:21
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You can't fool me that's Ben Shapiro in a wig.
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Apr 13, 2019 23:38
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OK that one actually got me to pause for a second. What?
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Apr 15, 2019 18:38
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How many times do you think an aide had to explain the difference between Notre Dame the cathedral, and Notre Dame the college?
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Apr 15, 2019 18:54
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bird with big dick posted:doesn’t the water from water tankers destroy everything because it’s basically like hitting it with a wall of concrete going 200 mph Water can't hurt you dummy, it's the softest thing in the world.
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Apr 15, 2019 18:59
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old beast lunatic posted:imagine you're the president of the united states watching a chuch burn in europe on the news and thinking "Hey what about those planes I saw in california also on the news?, That church is smaller than a forest that should work" You have that thought then you pull up your phone and decide to tell the world about it. Trump legitimately thinks he is the smartest person in the world, those dumb frenchies could never come up with such an incredible idea as dumping a devastating amount of water on a 900 year old building with planes they don't have.
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Apr 15, 2019 19:10
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SHARIA LAW SCHOOL posted:the bright side (brighter than the unholy flames of notre dame) of all this is that trump hates being out of the news spotlight so were guaranteed some csmap level bullshit from him soon. Trump deliberately sets Mar-A-Lago on fire, then orders air tankers to dump water on it, destroying it. edit: but because this is hell dimension and nothing good is allowed to happen he blames iran and starts world war 3
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Apr 15, 2019 21:49
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Pussy Quipped posted:Fuckin chuds have no idea how fire works Matt Walsh doesn't understand a lot of things.
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Apr 15, 2019 21:53
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Sail Hatan! wait gently caress
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Apr 15, 2019 21:58
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Trump will never legalize weed while Sessions is around. Now, when Trump gets bored and throws him to the Rancor, then maybe it'll happen.
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gently caress me, Sessions getting the boot somehow slipped my mind entirely. I was too busy remembering sailor, I guess.
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