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Hey NetflixAI, if I get as far as the credits, could you just go ahead and assume I don't want to continue watching?
[error:rephrase_question]
[query:would_you_like_some_animes]
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Apr 28, 2024 05:17
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I jacked my Tonkatsu R Ultra deck into the net and hyperlinked to my fixer, Alexa.
"yo Lex" I mimeticed.
"need me some of those double A batteries."
"sure thing, hun, you want free 2 day shipping? Just gotta sign up for some credit" she intoned into my gray matter interface chip.
"just the batteries" I say. She's been trying to sell me on that credit scam since the day I went on line, but she's still the most trustworthy bot I know.
"other Runners also bought: [more batteries]."
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Jan 26, 2019 06:33
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at least the hoverboards in the future are real hoverboards and not just sideways battery powered skateboards
No, they're still sideways for some inexplicable reason, they just float instead of rolling on wheels. Also they have cheaply wired up fusion batteries and are prone to catching fire still.
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Jan 26, 2019 15:31
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I left my phone at home by itself and went out for the day and when I got back it had torn the couch to pieces and poo poo in the middle of the kitchen floor.
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Jan 29, 2019 22:33
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I went to the local Bowl of Assorted Nutrients "healthful" fast food place for lunch. My interface asked what kind of protein I wanted. Usually I go with vat grown, because I care about stuff, but I figured I'd splash out today and get the organic 3d printed. It's basically the same as vat grown, only with sharper edges, but it costs an extra 3 credits. The disappointment was free though.
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Feb 10, 2019 18:46
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I once had beef, from a real cow. I will never forget the flavor. I really want to try real sugar though, I hear that is fantastic.
Lucky! The last domestic cow around these parts went through the extruder...must have been going on 15 years ago now. The few we have left that survived the plague are semi-feral now and roam around the phytoplankton factory grounds subsisting mainly on the algal fallout. I wouldn't want to eat one of those. They tend to take it personal.
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Feb 10, 2019 19:15
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hey people posting from mars lol don't tell anybody we're here
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it's really loving cold send blankets
Free 2 year shipping with Amazon UltraPrime.
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Feb 11, 2019 13:16
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It's great that I can just order an earl grey tea, hot, from the replicator, but it just can't synthesize the bergamot right. I tried ordering bergamot oil and bergamot extract separately but it just throws an error code because it's not considered food or drink. I raised a ticket with engineering but stabilizing the warp core plasma appearently has a higher priority. So I just sit here drinking my essentially English breakfast tea, black, and pretending it's not a problem, but I don't know how long I can keep doing this.
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Feb 11, 2019 17:36
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Reasons why living in the future kind of rules:
Beyond Meat burgers.
If this is what engineered protein tastes like, sign me up for the next ice hauling mission to Ganymede.
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Feb 28, 2019 02:10
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My anal-penetration bot developed human emotions and left me for an anus-mouth combo bot!!
Cucked by a dick sucking trolley robot (with anus attachment)
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Feb 28, 2019 02:39
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Mar 28, 2019 17:32
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Getting teleported to the future to see if it's any better and passing myself going back in time to see if it's any better
Time immigration. Timmigration.
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Mar 28, 2019 18:30
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I bought a gallon of glow-in-the-dark party milk, it was 70,000 e-dollars but nothing's too good for our wedding, baby...
For legal reasons they can't actually label it "milk", but everyone calls it that anyway.
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Apr 13, 2019 17:42
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"milk" being trademarked by FunTyme Happy Farm Dairy Cowoperative as a product of its proprietary OrganiSubtrate Artificial Udder technology.
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Apr 13, 2019 17:45
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Saturday Night Live just doesn't feel the same anymore. I know it's efficient and good, but do we really have to have an AI represented by a big AA Battery hosting it?
The battery jokes really start to lose energy.
I never realized how much Dwayne Johnson's humour and personality is tied up in his physique until it was just his head in a jar hosting it.
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Apr 18, 2019 03:49
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Heavily Augmented from the Virtual New York, its Saturday Night!
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Apr 18, 2019 17:03
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Apr 28, 2024 05:17
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- Finger Prince
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Musical Guest: Procedurally Generated Tone Algorithm (Human Standard Hearing Range)
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