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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Leave it to the Americans to take a hilarious comedy show for a real news channel

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The layer of oils your skin produces is the protection. It's a barrier that keeps your skin surface from drying out, breaking and allowing infections to get in.

You should still uh wash your hands after you poo poo.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Really if you just follow the homeopathic principles, you'll be very safe and healthy. A little bit of anything has great effect - a tiny bit of filth, disease or poop is bad news!

Thanks to the homeopathic science however we have the perfect way to counteract these dangers. Live in filth, literally eat poo poo and bathe in disease and you will be practically immune.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Electricity is just the power of God, channeled to tha righteous. It shall burn, burn the sin out of you and light your halls with glory while the heathens skulk in cold dark!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Yup. Laughing should really be the first response to anything that happens, anything.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The spread of antibacterial soap promotes evolution of resistant bacteria, you shouldn't be using it outside of settings where its absolutely necessary.

Regular soap and water for 30 seconds or so is all anyone requires, unless you work in a hospital/lab.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Extra Large Marge posted:

That's for antibiotics, not antibacterial soap. I guarantee you germs aren't going to become resistant to ethyl alcohol.

Triclosan though.

Yeah alcohol pretty much kills poo poo dead but you will definitely dry out the skin if you overuse it. In the end of a day, it depends on what you do with your hands but regular soap and warm water should be enough for vast majority of people.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Big Soap and its evil proponents like Dr. Mengele Bronner want you to wash your hands with their lies and deceit!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Manual labour shouldn't be a masculine thing, just a good ungendered thing.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
When you wash your hands, you basically hold a dudes hand outside of a heterosexually acceptable handshake and that's not manly.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

What about jerking off then

What do you think?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
We need to harness these hard drinking microorganisms for the good of humanity, somehow.

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