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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Fox News man doesn't wash his hands, denies germ theory of disease
 
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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
 man on tv makes obvious deadpan joke. internet is very concerned as its facade of being savvy and "getting" jokes falls to pieces

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Hammerite posted:

Can you teach me the way of Jokes
that ship has sailed but you can work on your reading

Big Beef City posted:

Actually he doubled-down on it on Twitter and then started a #dontwash tag about it.

link in the op posted:

Mr Hegseth later told USA Today that his remarks were intended to be a joke.
internet doubles down on not getting jokes

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Big Beef City posted:

Whatever you need to keep feeling right about your opinion.
is this the internet equivalent of exiting a conversation by slamming your bedroom door and turning linkin park up to max volume? i like it

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Big Beef City posted:

No, it's just you insisting you're not wrong again like you always do when confronted.
i entered this conversation telling someone else theyre wrong you dolt

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Three Olives posted:

OK, counterpoint, I can make someone else change it for me on the side of the highway.
pay someone else to write your posts

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

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Alcohol-tolerant E. faecium accumulated mutations in genes involved in carbohydrate uptake and metabolism
drat. in humans a bac over 0.5% can kill most people. if those bacteria are happy living in 70% alcohol i think it goes beyond tolerance. those bacteria have a problem and need help

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Fox News man doesn't wash his hands, denies germ theory of disease