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heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
followin my worm hole around

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Wearing a stupid man suit

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

what's bappin?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
extremely thought provoking insights into the smurfs rick & morty

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Not loving my family

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
setting myself in the 80s so i do not have to engage with hip hop culture

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

do you think his friends call him 'double d'

jk that rear end in a top hat doesn't have any friends

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
Everyday suck a gently caress

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
cellar door?

bang a whore.

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
an alternate timeline where my taint goes unreaped

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

"what's bappin double d?"

-spooky the rabbit

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Is that new netflix film about the painter with Gyllenhaal any good?

Screw it, I'll put it on now and find out.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
This is the only movie I've seen where Maggie Gyllenhaal doesn't look weird. She aged 35 years immediately after this role.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Drunk Nerds posted:

Is that new netflix film about the painter with Gyllenhaal any good?

Screw it, I'll put it on now and find out.

It's funny, has great dickish characters, and is pretty meta about its commentary on lazy posturing critics while deliberately making itself the kind of movie they would generally act snobbish about.

At the same time it's not a lazy callout to film criticism in general, just people who are more interested in cliquey nonsense over actual art appreciation.

I liked it.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
*sucks a gently caress*

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Could someone in this thread please explain how exactly does one suck a gently caress?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Sourdough Sam posted:

Could someone in this thread please explain how exactly does one suck a gently caress?

with your mouth

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Drunk Nerds posted:

Is that new netflix film about the painter with Gyllenhaal any good?

Screw it, I'll put it on now and find out.

It's ok. I was kind of disappointed with the movie itself, but Gyllenhaal is very talented at acting and being hot, so it's still worth a watch.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sourdough Sam posted:

Could someone in this thread please explain how exactly does one suck a gently caress?

It's sucking cream pie out a butt or vagina.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Leon Einstein posted:

This is the only movie I've seen where Maggie Gyllenhaal doesn't look weird. She aged 35 years immediately after this role.

Watch Secretary

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
choosing the certainty of death over the vagary of life

~just time vortex things~

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

KakerMix posted:

Everyday suck a gently caress

figuring out how exactly one sucks a gently caress

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Sourdough Sam posted:

Could someone in this thread please explain how exactly does one suck a gently caress?

GO
BACK
TO
CHINA
BITCH

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Leon Einstein posted:

This is the only movie I've seen where Maggie Gyllenhaal doesn't look weird. She aged 35 years immediately after this role.

Yeah, as someone else mentioned, definitely watch Secretary.


I think that's the role where she finally sucks a gently caress.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*drops an airplane upon self*

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Sometimes I question GBS's commitment to sparkle motion

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
*Inexplicably does not bang my hot English teacher who is Drew Barrymore*

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Drunk Nerds posted:

Is that new netflix film about the painter with Gyllenhaal any good?

Screw it, I'll put it on now and find out.

a bunch of people who need to get got get got.

6/10 horror film. 9/10 satisfaction.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Sometimes I question GBS's commitment to sparkle motion

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
"man this music loving SUCKS rear end"

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Gretchen was hot

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuObGsB0No

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
frank: have u ever seen... a portal

*theater screen displays goatse*

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Leon Einstein posted:

This is the only movie I've seen where Maggie Gyllenhaal doesn't look weird. She aged 35 years immediately after this role.

You should see Secretary

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

JebanyPedal posted:

It's funny, has great dickish characters, and is pretty meta about its commentary on lazy posturing critics while deliberately making itself the kind of movie they would generally act snobbish about.

At the same time it's not a lazy callout to film criticism in general, just people who are more interested in cliquey nonsense over actual art appreciation.

I liked it.

best part was the credits, pure art for pure joy

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
who was tripping when they watched?

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i mean besides our boy donnie t

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i dont really remember donnie darko, I remmber liking it a lot when I was a freshman because of ~*art*~ but like, yeah there is like a hosed up bunny mask guy and I think his family was kinda hosed up or something?

what was this movie about?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Nooner posted:

what was this movie about?

white suburban ennui

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


The disturbing lack of smurf genitals, and the curiosity that we all share, of if they breed asexually, or perhaps they bud like plants

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