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this time those package thieves have gone too far. i needed that Harney and Sons Hot Cinnamon Sunset Tea to calm my nerves. won't they be surprised the next time they try to steal the package sent to me by a byob good samaritan and their hands turn into a fine red mist!
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plz send it with a sticker on the front that says SHIVADAS GLASS so they think there is high quality drug paraphernalia in the box.
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Feb 14, 2019 05:38
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have you considered a glitter bomb? it's exactly like a regular bomb except the outside is glittery so when they die they'll be embarrassed by the glitter on their corpse!
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Feb 14, 2019 06:46
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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plz send it with a sticker on the front that says SHIVADAS GLASS so they think there is high quality drug paraphernalia in the box.
It might be clearer if it is labelled "pipe bong".
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Feb 14, 2019 07:37
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hey package thieves, thanks for stealing my Paper Crane Apothecary Psychic Vampire Repellent. i hope you enjoy it. i hope you're totally protected from psychic vampires, unlike me! In case you couldn't tell, I'm being sarcastic
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Feb 14, 2019 15:01
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little early to start planning for the fifth annual byob secret santa, op
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Feb 14, 2019 22:23
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I'm gonna mail you several snow globes with no padding
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Feb 14, 2019 22:42
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i'm going to send the op a 5lb bag of sugar free gummy bears repackaged as weed gummies. the thief's butt will be blown up and i think that should be sufficient
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Feb 14, 2019 23:27
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the instructions were unclear and i blew off one of my arms
its ok though, the package is a bit ruined.
OP would you like a mushy envelope of shattered wrist?
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Feb 15, 2019 01:27
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little early to start planning for the fifth annual byob secret santa, op
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Feb 15, 2019 01:44
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Well, it's not my best work, but really, if you think about it, the ticking sound will just make it easier for the thief find the package in the dark.
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Feb 15, 2019 01:54
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sex bomb, sex bomb
you'll get a sex bomb
that's what I tend to call it since it's shaped like a crude dong
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Feb 15, 2019 02:17
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i'm gonna send you a jägerbomb and a wink
i'm not going to surprise you with it though because you should watch the bartender pour it that is safest
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Feb 15, 2019 06:21
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i'm going to send the op a 5lb bag of sugar free gummy bears repackaged as weed gummies. the thief's butt will be blown up and i think that should be sufficient
By far the most sinister suggestion I've ever seen in over 37 years of byob. Let's do it!
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Feb 15, 2019 23:05
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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i'm going to send the op a 5lb bag of sugar free gummy bears repackaged as weed gummies. the thief's butt will be blown up and i think that should be sufficient
Harsh, but fair.
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Feb 15, 2019 23:56
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putting a camera in my doorbell, so i can steal the soul of anyone who tries to steal my Azio Retro Classic Bluetooth Artisan - Luxury Vintage Backlit Mechanical Keyboard
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Feb 16, 2019 05:42
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A big cardboard box balanced on a stick with a string tied to it. Underneath is a smaller cardboard box. Inside that box is the pipe bomb some kind soul from byob mailed me
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Feb 16, 2019 16:12
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Tell you what, if someone helps me by posting a link to an Amazon Prime-eligible pipe bomb, I can just take it from there
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Feb 16, 2019 16:14
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i think thi sshould do it
u win the science fair. good job
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Feb 16, 2019 19:30
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u win the science fair. good job
he's a doctor scientist so it's almost cheating
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Feb 16, 2019 19:42
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need a pipe bomb dash button to keep up with all these thieves
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Feb 16, 2019 19:56
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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need a pipe bomb dash button to keep up with all these thieves
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Feb 16, 2019 20:12
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I have zero interest in marriage.
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plz send it with a sticker on the front that says SHIVADAS GLASS so they think there is high quality drug paraphernalia in the box.
jfc thanks for remininding me about that loving creepy dude
i met that gently caress irl and got a hella weird vibe
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