Valentine's day is the worst "holiday" openly celebrated by companies

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Valentine's day is the worst "holiday" openly celebrated by companies

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

everytime someone asks me "So what are you doing for Valentines day!" i'll tell them over enthusiastically "oh i'm gonna JACK OFF!" as i rub my hands together in unadulterated excitement OP

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Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Account McAccount posted:

Ok well I guess it's how you look at it. Some people are positive and are saying "cheap candy" whereas others are "this table unintentionally means 'gently caress you single people'"

I'm single but I only get salty after I ..... *ahem*... touch myself

# ¿ Feb 17, 2019 02:39

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Why are you tasting it

i thought everyone does this :ohdear:

# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 19:23

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